This Is Not A Drill: Michigan Football Has A Marsupial
They don't know what kind of marsupial it is.
The internet helpfully pointed out that keeping wildlife, uh, a gravid marsupial, for uh, you know, domestic…
…ain't legal. Also, Mariaklots is correct. That thing is a wallaby. Shane Morris had zoobooks and knows.
My dad instincts are coming out right now and I really don't approve of @J_Wangler16 owning a wallaby in our home. pic.twitter.com/7NkdZ2YVG5
— Shane Morris (@ShaneMorris_7) June 26, 2015
No word on the ferret, or which of the many splendiferous names I offered up was eventually chosen. (I have money on Ferret Bo Jackson.)
At the risk of sounding like an old man... this seems very irresponsible, stupid and possibly not legal. The fact that this wallaby was probably expensive as hell leaves an even worse taste in my mouth. I can't imagine they are easy to care for so what are you going to do when that becomes an issue? If they don't even know what it is then how much research did they put into it's care?
The downside is I can't get that stupid Raffi song out of my head now. Wiloughby Wallaby Woo.
(I understand those things can get quite nasty as they age. And by "those things" I mean both Raffi and any given wallaby.)
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This wallaby is going to suffer if it continued to live with Shallman. Someone needs to step in and take this poor creature from him before it gets harmed.
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Yeah, I hate to be a killjoy but I agree with you here. This is a bad idea all around. I'm sure at 21 I would have been all about this though.
As an attorney I'm not worried that there will be a problem adopting the wallaby, as long as a social worker or animal control officer can monitor the situation. However, if Harbaugh made Shallman wear his hair that way as a punishment of some kind, we are looking at a major NCAA violation.
I can see Sparty's taking advantage of it.
On the other hand I hear Wallaby's are chick magnets.
I hear they're very big down under.
Common sense prevailed.
His new Delta Tau Chi pledge name is. . . Pebbles.
woow.. is very good
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