This Is Not A Drill: Michigan Football Has A Marsupial Comment Count

Brian

They don't know what kind of marsupial it is.

Go big or go home.... New member of 1401 south state #kangaroo #imnotevenjoking

A photo posted by Wyatt Shallman (@thepeoplesrepublicofshallman) on

The internet helpfully pointed out that keeping wildlife, uh, a gravid marsupial, for uh, you know, domestic…

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…ain't legal. Also, Mariaklots is correct. That thing is a wallaby. Shane Morris had zoobooks and knows.

No word on the ferret, or which of the many splendiferous names I offered up was eventually chosen. (I have money on Ferret Bo Jackson.)

Comments

BlueWolverine02

June 26th, 2015 at 12:41 PM ^

At the risk of sounding like an old man... this seems very irresponsible, stupid and possibly not legal.  The fact that this wallaby was probably expensive as hell leaves an even worse taste in my mouth.  I can't imagine they are easy to care for so what are you going to do when that becomes an issue?  If they don't even know what it is then how much research did they put into it's care?

Everyone Murders

June 26th, 2015 at 1:07 PM ^

The downside is I can't get that stupid Raffi song out of my head now.  Wiloughby Wallaby Woo.

(I understand those things can get quite nasty as they age.  And by "those things" I mean both Raffi and any given wallaby.)

SalvatoreQuattro

June 26th, 2015 at 1:12 PM ^

Nor for that matter, are 99% of animals on earth. People are joking but owning wild animals that were not bred to be pets like dogs and cats has had a cause quite a bit of problems environmentally. Just as importantly these poor creatures end up living in caged areas once their owners realize these animals are far beyond their ability to control and care for.

This wallaby is going to suffer if it continued to live with Shallman. Someone needs to step in and take this poor creature from him before it gets harmed.

BehindEnemyLin…

June 26th, 2015 at 1:24 PM ^

As an attorney I'm not worried that there will be a problem adopting the wallaby, as long as a social worker or animal control officer can monitor the situation.  However, if Harbaugh made Shallman wear his hair that way as a punishment of some kind, we are looking at a major NCAA violation.

pitukibedo

June 28th, 2015 at 7:43 AM ^

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