marsupial misidentification

They don't know what kind of marsupial it is.

Go big or go home.... New member of 1401 south state #kangaroo #imnotevenjoking

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The internet helpfully pointed out that keeping wildlife, uh, a gravid marsupial, for uh, you know, domestic…

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…ain't legal. Also, Mariaklots is correct. That thing is a wallaby. Shane Morris had zoobooks and knows.

No word on the ferret, or which of the many splendiferous names I offered up was eventually chosen. (I have money on Ferret Bo Jackson.)