Michigan 31, Ohio 30
"Rodrick Williams Jr.'s 10-month old, 2-foot-long savannah monitor named "Kill" gets the RB some strange looks when they go for walks together."
Here in the Midwest we are blessed to have all sorts of great names left over from our pre-Columbian civilizations, for example the Ojibwan word "mishigama" means "great lake" while their word for "dude who speaks normally" (i.e. not French) is "irenwe-wa" which the French wrote down as "illinois" and Sufjan Stevens wrote as "Illinoise."
But lots of Native American names aren't what people called themselves so much as whatever their enemy tribes called them when we asked. Thus a few choice expletives, their meanings now lost to centuries of mouths washed out with soap, remain today as obscure, vowelistic epithets for the modern degenerate inhabitants of those lands. Iowa and Ohio: four-letter words. Q.E.D.
How this works again:
The Iowa tribe were Sioux, but they were named that by Dakotas. It's from the Lakota "ayuhwa" which literally means "gray people." Some translate this as "sleepy folk" but tradition has it that it comes from the Iowa peoples covering their faces with ashes while awaiting the drawn out end game of successful, longtime coaches' careers. Indeed Michigan cheated by dastardly not running I-form ISOs all game, allowing the final score to finally meet the expectations of our perpetual optimists. Duval Wolverine took home two t-shirts. Weirdly people chose 41-17 and 43-17 before the actual score. STOP BELIEVING BRIAN HE PREDICTS SCORES IN FACTORS OF PI!
This Week's Game:
"Ohio" comes from the Iroquois word for the place they dumped their sewage. Michigan will travel down there to play something called simply "The Game."
And on the Line…
As Michael once said before he got too weird: Just beat it.
If you can read this you don't need glasses: One entry per user. First user to choose a set of scores wins, determined by the timestamp of your entry (for my ease I prefer if you don't post it as a reply to another person's score--if you do it won't help or hurt you). If nobody gets the score, this week's prize carries over to the following week's. Deadline for entries is 24 hours before the start of the game (since I won't have time to pull them on gamedays). MGoEmployees and Moderators--anyone else with moderator privileges--are exempt from winning because you could change your timestamp. If you choose the score that Brian published in the official preview and it actually ends up the final score, well, that would be pretty amazing because Brian picks scores like 29-11 all the time. We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.This is not the algorithm. This is close.
Michigan 31, Ohio 30
M - 34
O - 31
M - 24
M - 34
osu - 25
your answer is incorrect. The correct answer is M28 Ohio 27. Gibbons is thinking about brunetts, blondes, redheads and baldheads the last :30. Ohio gets the ball back and Jordan gets a sack. The next play Miller gets INT by none other than #32; err #11.
Every M fan bolts for the door to escape danger.
Urban Legend blames everyone: DL, OL, DB but not Miller. He does not give any credit to us.
Michigan 38 Ohio 34.
Ohio State 21
Michigan 31, Ohio State 27.
Michigan wins 27-24.
Red - 28
Blue - 17
31-24 for the good guys
Flip of 2006 go blue!
Screw it. GO BLUE!
38 - 34 Michigan
231 Total net punting yards
Go Blue, Beat Ohio!
Gibbons has a big day. M rushing attack continues to struggle outside of Denard. M has 117 rushing yards.
M 31 Ohio 28
If you win, that will be the saddest t-shirt ever.
29-24 good guys.
Mich 37 Ohio 34
Michigan 23 - Ohio 21
It's going to be a good ol' throwback game.
I feel dirty all over
So far the only game I picked against the Maize&Blue was Nebraska...not picking against them again...there's no shirt in the world worth that...
27-24 Ohio :(