CC: Harbaugh to Maryland
December 28th, 2010 at 12:15 PM ^
why not make it a threesome.
December 28th, 2010 at 3:52 PM ^
December 28th, 2010 at 11:25 AM ^
People not recognizing satire makes me a sad panda.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:25 AM ^
This just in, RR to EMU and Ron English to UM. In related news Harbaugh plans to remain coach of the baltimore ravens.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:26 AM ^
DGDestroys will find you, and take you down.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:27 AM ^
dave brandon to pizza hut
December 28th, 2010 at 11:29 AM ^
No! The treachery....
December 28th, 2010 at 11:31 AM ^
...that hurts to even think about. even if it is just a joke.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:29 AM ^
Great thread. Hilarious.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:29 AM ^
Bobby Ross is coming out of retirement to take this job.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:33 AM ^
I say Harbaugh to Texans. Kubiak to Ohio St. Tressel to quit. RichRod stays.
December 28th, 2010 at 2:43 PM ^
December 28th, 2010 at 11:33 AM ^
Lonestar to captain Spaceball 1
GASP!
December 28th, 2010 at 11:34 AM ^
December 28th, 2010 at 2:31 PM ^
Actually I heard from an inside source that Vinny Testaverde is going to be their QB and coach next year.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:35 AM ^
I heard we were making a run at Danny Hope. Brandon wants a coach that exemplifies Mustaches for Michigan.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:36 AM ^
UMAmaizinBlue to the bathroom. Sources say Chipotle is the cause.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:39 AM ^
Twitter update from the john or it doesn't count.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:39 AM ^
I lol'd immediately after reading the thread title.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:39 AM ^
Is there any new information about defensive coordinators?
December 28th, 2010 at 2:45 PM ^
December 28th, 2010 at 11:40 AM ^
Stanford to Maryland.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:49 AM ^
the guys on Stanford's golf team...
December 28th, 2010 at 11:45 AM ^
SABAN to TOLEDO! just in from ..... drew sharp? better yet terry foster.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:46 AM ^
G.O.B Bluth named as successor to RichRod. Inside source, really inside.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:53 AM ^
Like the guy in the $7,000 suit is gonna take a job where he has to stand outside in November.
COME ON.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:11 PM ^
Like you, when I first heard it I balked. "Tricks!" I thought. But no, not even an illusion.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:48 AM ^
I hate to even ask, but what is the basis for this nonsense? One assumes a Terp blog or something, but there's no link. Probably for the best.
I will say this re: Gob for HC... if we're going to fire the spread magician, I guess we could do worse than an Illusionist
December 28th, 2010 at 11:54 AM ^
We don' need no steenking basis...
December 28th, 2010 at 11:51 AM ^
Harbaugh to hire Maryland
December 28th, 2010 at 11:56 AM ^
This just in. RR to coach defense and GERG to be head coach! Make RRod see how it feels to coach the 3-3-5 defense and deal with it.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:56 AM ^
GERG to Chipotle. To fill out an application.
/ sorry that was harsh
December 28th, 2010 at 12:01 PM ^
I'm pretty sure Shane Falco is quitting the Washington Sentinels to take the Maryland job.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:34 PM ^
That's precisely the kind of shit we're making fun of here. What does "Tom Deinhart" say?
The more coaches I talk to, the more I hear Rich Rodriguez may be a target for the Maryland job.
Coaches? The one "coach" who really knows, Rich Rodriguez, seems to want to coach Michigan. Where he has a job. As head football coach. And what does it mean to be a "target"?
I know, I know; it's just Twitter. Not the New York Times. You can say that again.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:58 PM ^
Are you on the verge of having another meltdown? Let me make some popcorn first.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:06 PM ^
I am making up the rumor Harbaugh to Ohio State once Tressel is forced out. Spread it like wildfire.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:09 PM ^
A source I trust (me) has discovered that I will be taking over the head coaching job at Michigan. It's a great situation for everyone, since I plan to run the team using multiple daily polls throughout my preparation and will dedicate a coordinator's time to scouring the liveblog on game days to pick up nuggets of wisdom.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:33 PM ^
well that just wasted a good 10 mins of valuable work time
December 28th, 2010 at 1:22 PM ^
From everyone here: You're welcome.
December 28th, 2010 at 1:46 PM ^
Anyone else think the guy from the Invent help commercial looks like Lebron James in 25 years?
December 28th, 2010 at 1:47 PM ^
mods, please delete all replies to this post and let's start over with more satire-y comments.
December 28th, 2010 at 1:54 PM ^
When I saw the thread's title, I laughed my ass off and then he has an inside source... HOLY SHIT