December 1st, 2023 at 8:03 AM ^
Run, run, waggle, punt
UM goes run, pass, touchdown
Wash, rinse, and repeat
A limerick:
There was a man Brian Ferentz
And he had very loving parents.
His dad put him on staff
Which gave us a laugh
Because he's bad at his job, no offense.
December 1st, 2023 at 8:57 AM ^
The “no offense” at the end made me ROFLOL 😂
December 1st, 2023 at 9:54 AM ^
fantastic. Until the very end I was like, yeah OK, those are hard words to rhyme. Decent.
Then the last two words were the best thing I've read in a week.
December 1st, 2023 at 8:08 AM ^
Punting, for pussies
Pettiti is a pussy
4 punches pussies
December 1st, 2023 at 8:09 AM ^
The spread here suggests
Hawkeyes will struggle to score
Even one touchdown
He beat OSU
For which we're all so grateful
But Cade's got no grace
December 1st, 2023 at 8:11 AM ^
Those who stay will be,
Champions of the Big Ten;
Third time in a row.
December 1st, 2023 at 8:11 AM ^
Jim takes the trophy
Shakes Tony's hand and whispers
Unspeakable things
December 1st, 2023 at 8:15 AM ^
Cade on the sideline.
He knows all of our signals.
Well, so did Purdue.
December 1st, 2023 at 8:16 AM ^
Big Ten gives Trophy
From unwilling hands to Harbaugh
Ryan still cryin'
December 1st, 2023 at 8:22 AM ^
This thread would never
be on RCMB nor
11 Warriors
December 1st, 2023 at 12:27 PM ^
Outstanding! Very well played.
December 1st, 2023 at 7:56 PM ^
OSU fanbase
Thinks "Haiku" is a new brand
Of Japanese beer
December 1st, 2023 at 8:24 AM ^
It seems too easy
But all is not as it seems
except in this case
December 1st, 2023 at 8:28 AM ^
Three, crown kings again
First gouge out eyes watching
Petiti fuck you
December 1st, 2023 at 8:30 AM ^
All else matters not
Because we just beat that team
from THE Ohio
Despite everything
I cannot help liking the
Hawkeyes a little
December 1st, 2023 at 8:32 AM ^
Michigan vic’try
petitti shitting his pants
Harbaugh smiles, says what’s your deal
December 1st, 2023 at 8:33 AM ^
It's time for haiku
(They normally do not rhyme
but for fun) Go, Blue!
Make Iowa rue
Offensive nepo baby
(and again) Go, Blue!
December 1st, 2023 at 8:00 PM ^
Others can rhyme too
Contemplating Hawkeye fall
One last time: Go Blue!
December 1st, 2023 at 8:34 AM ^
Darn you Iowa
Hawkeyes are so likeable
Destroy anyway
December 1st, 2023 at 8:36 AM ^
Let's signal in plays
from the Iowa sideline.
Win with cruelty.
December 1st, 2023 at 10:34 PM ^
And (borrowing Seth's thought) with love.
December 1st, 2023 at 8:40 AM ^
If player safety
Was truly that important
This game is cancelled
December 1st, 2023 at 8:41 AM ^
Nostalgia forgives
its forgotten memories
and begins again
December 1st, 2023 at 8:48 AM ^
Harbaugh deepfake told
The truth. Iowa sucks ass.
35-nothing.
December 1st, 2023 at 8:52 AM ^
Watch Petitti punt
On presenting the trophy
M against all. Bet.
December 1st, 2023 at 8:54 AM ^
UM wins again.
Little Tony gives trophy.
An awkward moment…
December 1st, 2023 at 8:57 AM ^
What is a Hawkeye?
A nervous bird eating corn
Champions eat steak
December 1st, 2023 at 9:19 AM ^
Can't hate Iowa
Even Ferentz seems ok
Grind them into dust
December 1st, 2023 at 9:22 AM ^
Two Macs started out.
One left but one gave his all.
Those who stay - 2 rings.
December 1st, 2023 at 11:38 AM ^
Could this have been...
One stayed but one took his All
?
December 1st, 2023 at 9:27 AM ^
Buckeyes, Hawkeyes... lose
Harbaugh pummels Petitti
What’s your deal bitch boy
December 1st, 2023 at 9:30 AM ^
Iowa is ranked
This will be our third ranked win
Big Ten really blows
December 1st, 2023 at 9:44 AM ^
Technically, haiku should contain some seasonal theme
Cold December air
Shut out by the Indy dome.
Will punts go farther?
Senryu is also 5-7-5 but does not adhere to that
Indy sun rises.
Punters mull field position.
Glory rides on punts.
December 1st, 2023 at 9:59 AM ^
So all this time I've been doing senryus and not haikus? Well, no one knows what a senryu is, so I'll keep calling it haiku.
December 1st, 2023 at 10:13 AM ^
Football is the operative seasonal theme. Perhaps broad, but not untrue
December 1st, 2023 at 9:44 AM ^
Back to Indy, yea!
Beat the Hawkeyes, Okay!
Suck it Pettiti!
December 1st, 2023 at 9:49 AM ^
Travel to Indy
We emerge victorious
On to Valhalla
December 1st, 2023 at 9:56 AM ^
Another trophy.
We're going to the Rose Bowl.
Suck it, OSU.
December 1st, 2023 at 10:11 AM ^
Win the trophy from
Tony P and enjoy it
I want 3-peat merch
December 1st, 2023 at 10:57 AM ^
Iowa Hawkeyes
Set back football six decades
That's just offensive.
December 1st, 2023 at 10:58 AM ^
Wolves hold the trophy
Ripped from Tony’s tiny hands
Harbaugh says suck it
December 1st, 2023 at 11:16 AM ^
What must it be like
For hardcore Buckeye fans who
Are watching this game?
Sadomasochists
Exist in any fanbase.
Enjoy: "scUM" wins again!
December 1st, 2023 at 11:20 AM ^
You might like to punt
But winning requires scoring
And you can't do that
December 1st, 2023 at 11:53 AM ^
All the armies united against us
Their last hope shivers and quakes before our cudgels and axes
Leave their rotting corpses on the battlefield for the hyenas and vultures
December 1st, 2023 at 11:58 AM ^
Iowa is good.
For the East, it seems to be.
Not good enough though.
December 1st, 2023 at 12:12 PM ^
That roses are red
Used to mean something much more
Bowls have no meaning
December 1st, 2023 at 12:25 PM ^
Twenty five a game?
Ha! You only did that twice.
MVP: Punter.
Iowa's offense
Is actually offensive
Their D can score more.
Watch out! Iowa
Will rack up four hundred yards
Of punting, that is.
December 1st, 2023 at 12:38 PM ^
Hawkeyes have the ball.
Wow! Is this a first down? Nope.
Hawkeyes punt again.
December 1st, 2023 at 12:46 PM ^
(for unknown, to date, technical issues, I can neither post a diary nor pictures)
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN TEAMS AND DAY
by Dr. Hannibal Anomaly
Gray I am I, Gray I am I, I am Gray
That Gray I am, That Gray I am, I DO NOT LIKE That my hair GRAY
Do would you like Green TEAMS and Day?
I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY
I do not like green TEAMS and Day
Would you BEAT them here or there?
I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I do not like green TEAMS and Day
I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY
Would you BEAT them in the Big House?
Would you BEAT them WHEN THEY GROUSE?
I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House
I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE
I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I do not like green TEAMS and Day
I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY
WOULD YOU BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE?
WOULD YOU BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE?
I WOULD BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE?
I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE?
I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I do not like green TEAMS and Day
I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY
WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?
BEAT THEM! BEAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM UP A TREE!
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM UP A TREE
BUT I WOULD BEAT THEM, YOU WILL SEE!
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM IN A CAR
I WOULD BEAT THEM – THEY WOULD NOT GET FAR
I WOULD BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House
I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE
I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I do not like green TEAMS and Day
I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY
A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN?
IN A TRAIN, IN A TREE,
IN A CAR, YOU WILL SEE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM in A TRAIN
AND WOULD INFLICT SO MUCH PAIN
I WOULD BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House
I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE
I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I do not like green TEAMS and Day
I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY
SAY! IN THE SNOW? HERE IN THE SNOW!
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE SNOW?
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
I DID BEAT THEM in the SNOW
THAT WAS THEIR EXCUSE, DON’T YOU KNOW?
I WOULD BEAT THEM in the RAIN
I WOULD BEAT THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN
IN A TRAIN, IN A TREE,
IN A CAR, YOU WILL SEE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House
I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE
I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.
YOU DO NOT LIKE GREEN TEAMS and Day?
I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A G.O.A.T.?
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?
WHEN I AM DONE, THEY WILL NOT FLOAT
I HAVE BEATEN THEM WITH THE G.O.A.T.!
I DID BEAT THEM in the SNOW
THEY CAN’T STOP ME – DON’T YOU KNOW?
I WOULD BEAT THEM in the RAIN
AND WOULD INFLICT SO MUCH PAIN
IN A TRAIN, IN A TREE,
IN A CAR, YOU WILL SEE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE!
I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House
I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE
I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.
YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY.
TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY.
TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.
IF YOU LET ME BE,
I WILL BEAT THEM. YOU WILL SEE.
SAY!! I DO LIKE GREEN TEAMS AND DAY!
I LIKE TO BEAT THEM IN A BOAT
I LIKED THEM WHEN I BEAT THEM WITH THE G.O.A.T.!
I LIKED WHEN I BEAT THEM IN THE RAIN
AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN
AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.
IT IS GLORIOUS ECSTASY, YOU SEE!
AND I WILL KEEP BEATING THEM IN THE BIG HOUSE
AND I WILL KEEP BEATING THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE!
I WILL KEEP BEATING THEM HERE AND THERE!
I WILL KEEP BEATING THEM ANYWHERE!
AND SO I DO LIKE GREEN TEAMS AND DAY!
AND I AM GLAD MY HAIR GRAY!!!!!
December 1st, 2023 at 1:12 PM ^
Run, run, incomplete
Iowa futility
Every single "drive".