Ohio Schadenfreude
So I guess Ohio was pretty confident they were going to win last night... So much so they had these placed on the windshields of all cars parked at Lucus Oil Stadium.
Aaaaaaarrrgggghhh RT @DBriggsBlade: On the windshield of my car outside the stadium pic.twitter.com/RhsdzjoRhT
— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) December 8, 2013
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December 8th, 2013 at 12:42 PM ^
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December 8th, 2013 at 12:49 PM ^
Uban Meyer = Least favorite coach
OSU = Least favorite team
Ryan Shazier = Least favorite player
This is just wonderful.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:13 PM ^
December 8th, 2013 at 1:39 PM ^
Yet they still beat Michigan, so the joke is on us.
December 8th, 2013 at 3:50 PM ^
December 8th, 2013 at 2:37 PM ^
Slice of sadness.
He should watch his diet given his history of significant health related issues.
December 8th, 2013 at 2:55 PM ^
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December 8th, 2013 at 3:53 PM ^
He looks old and tired.
His master plan of combining SEC ethics with borderline SEC athletes at Ohio State, and sleepwalking through a Big Ten filled with hapless rubes hit a stone wall.
Oh well, off to the AAC.
December 8th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^
Humble pizza pie. Seriously though someone should blow this up and use it at college gameday.
December 8th, 2013 at 8:09 PM ^
I definitely had to include it for the animation, I used Urbs face and that pizza box is the first thing to get kicked out.
December 8th, 2013 at 6:59 PM ^
With his recent "health" issues, he better be careful eating that crap.
December 8th, 2013 at 12:49 PM ^
The Big Ten was so confident they were going to win that they had Archie Griffing present the trophy lol
December 8th, 2013 at 1:22 PM ^
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December 8th, 2013 at 10:29 PM ^
Archie Gryffindor
December 8th, 2013 at 12:50 PM ^
that were printed saying "OSU BIg Ten Champions 2013" that they undoubtedly had ready in the OSU lockerroom. I bet I could sell them in EL for twenty bucks a pop.
December 8th, 2013 at 8:52 PM ^
i'd pay $25
December 8th, 2013 at 12:57 PM ^
All those wins and nothing to show for it. Again. For a team that claims to dominate the Big Ten, going 5 years without a Big Ten Title must really sting.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:00 PM ^
Although the outcome of the game was enjoyable in some ways, I did watch it realizing that our offense didnt make a leap but rather played one of the least capable defenses on our schedule last week. MSU moved the ball easily against ohio who may have the worst secondary in the Big Ten. Minus Shazier ohio's defense could be downright miserable outside of the Dline next year...good.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:03 PM ^
OSU's defense has blown chunks the entire season.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:06 PM ^
Yeah I felt the same way. Borges may have saved his job against a defense that got torched by 1-11 Cal and made mediocre receivers look like Calvin Johnson all season long.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:22 PM ^
Agree, but also that watching Ohio run the ball well against Narduzzi was even more of an indictment of how unimaginative and predictable my lovely avatar is, and probably will be for us. Hello DeBord days all over again.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:42 PM ^
How badly can a guy coach to drag down high-star recruits to the point we couldn't rull the ball against Akron and had back-to-back negative yards for the 1st time since at least 1962.
Al sucks for sure, but Funk may been the worst OL coach this side of UConn.
December 8th, 2013 at 2:10 PM ^
December 8th, 2013 at 4:06 PM ^
Lewan just likes him. Based on the results, it's safe to assume Funk has no idea what he's doing.
December 8th, 2013 at 5:25 PM ^
December 8th, 2013 at 5:45 PM ^
It might be but taking 4/5* players and putting out our worst o-line that I can remember with no improvement (probably getting worse) over a year = no idea.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:49 PM ^
I'm curious: what did you think was imaginative or unpredictable about Ohio's playcalling?
It looked to me like virtually all of their rushing yards came 1) on handoffs straight up the gut or 2) QB draws/scrambles by Miller. Their plays were pretty easy to predict by formation; an empty backfield was a virtually guaranteed QB draw, for instance.
Ohio has a very good OL, possibly the best inside runner in the country, and a super-fast QB. But I thought their playcalling left a LOT to be desired. Giving Hyde 18 carries when he was averaging six a pop - and not giving him the ball on either 3rd or 4th and short on that critical drive - was mind-blowing. They tried to be cute (splitting Hyde out as a receiver) instead of just going with what worked.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:55 PM ^
Ohio was 1 for 10 on third down.
December 8th, 2013 at 12:59 PM ^
Meh, teams always do this in preperation. It's like when tshirts are printed for a losing team in the championship game. You want it ready and available.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:42 PM ^
This is correct. I'll guarantee there were tee shirts made that said "Michigan Wolverines 2012-2013 NCAA Basketball National Champions."
December 8th, 2013 at 2:18 PM ^
December 8th, 2013 at 5:24 PM ^
kid needs to learn to share, he already has a sweatshirt on.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:03 PM ^
I ALMOST feel bad for them. Now if Clemson beats them and then Miller announces he is going pro the schadenfreude will be comlpete.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:11 PM ^
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December 8th, 2013 at 1:43 PM ^
Nah. I actually think Braxton will be a good pro QB. I hope he leaves early, but he won't. He still needs another year. Plus, I think he believes they will go undefeated in the regular season next year, so you know he is dying for another shot at a title.
December 8th, 2013 at 1:50 PM ^
Miller has a child and apparently another on the way. The rumor is that he's gone.
December 8th, 2013 at 2:05 PM ^
Also, Cool Ranch there is probably a troll.
December 8th, 2013 at 2:05 PM ^
Source?
December 8th, 2013 at 2:21 PM ^
He definitely has a child - that's been stated on a few telecasts. Per an Ohio forum, Meyer stated after the game that he expects Miller to go pro.
December 8th, 2013 at 2:31 PM ^
Wow, really? Meyer made public comments to that effect? That's huge news, if so.
December 8th, 2013 at 5:18 PM ^