Don't worry. I'm suing the OP for the intentional infliction of emotion stress causing actual physical injury. I assume many of you would like to join this lawsuit. I hereby offer to serve as class representative in the litigation and you all can just enjoy the ride. I hope the OP has deep pockets or a good insurance policy!!
I will volunteer to be the named plaintiff in the litigation. I think that my story would resolate with the jury. When I saw the title, I died in bit on the inside and almost threw up in my mouth. That is some serious physical manifestation of emotional distress.
In an attempt to get the class certified, I hereby solicit all stories of emotional and physical distress caused by the OP.
In my case, my heart stopped beating for about 30 seconds after reading the title of this thread, causing the destruction of what I can only assume were several of the few remaining brain cells I possess. Does anyone know what kind of price courts have put on individual brain cells when calculating actual damanges in a physical injury case??
when I momentarily lost control of my head causing it fall to my chest suddenly, creating a whiplash. Then it came clean off my spine and fell to the floor, so someone needs to be responsible for cleaning that mess as well.
I have very deep pockets. Now granted, there is nothing in those deep pockets, but still.
There's still time.
get myself to write something more severe than that.
As soon as I saw the title of this thread I knew it was a jokey joke. I'm sure you got the heart pumping on some MGobloggers though. Good Ol' April Fools Day.
High ankle sprain?! I'd say that's historically severe
you're lucky there is no such thing as a real negbang. The mods could send you straight to Bolivia, no pass go.
Since this is an April fools thread anyway, I thought I'd update you...that cat pic I sent you about after class and the female leaving is sooooo right at the moment. Great night.
2:09 AM on a Thursday night, huh? Sounds like you had a good time for sure. I'm done with classes at 1:18 Fridays this term and I'm killing time in the library before I head over to my last lecture.
Even if you say so, you aren't mad that he put up false information on so-called "news and rumor board". You are mad because he fooled yo' ass. Now recognize that, and don't neg him. In fact, give him a point!
If Denard sprains his ankle today, by god I will hunt you down and find you.
I think it is duly.
dooley noted
like the Germans at Normandy.
I think he should stick with "dualy". Since the guy said "hunt you down and find you" he did technically note it twice.
Is that a Texas truck...oh wait...there's an actual tree in the background and the grass is green. Never mind.
But once you find us, what are you going to do?
Ferociously point at you with a stern look.
Heart attack !!
As soon as my bath is done, I'm coming for you!
post-traumatic nightmare fuel
You got me for sure, even though I should have known.
+1 to you cause its april fools lol
At 2 am? Knew something was not right.
Well...he could have dropped a "refrigerator" on his foot a la josh blackburn.
Well done, sir. Well done.
so badly yourself.
Well done, sir. Well done.
so badly yourself.
Oh come on, we can do better than that. My inital reaction was "eh."
serious enough to potentially scare you for a minute, but not so serious that we tempt the Angry Michigan Hating Gods.
I would've done something involving boosters paying the slot dots 6 figures under omg Rich Rodriguez. But then again I'm a dick.
My initial reaction:
It got me laughing to start the day. I can't ask for much more.
bastard!!!!!
You got me!
Seriously...what a dickhole!
That was good. I agree that if you went knee injury or something severe, we could have harmed this good karma wave Michigan has been riding the last couple months. Very well played.
I hate you