September 27th, 2019 at 8:44 AM ^
Shut up, nerd.
September 27th, 2019 at 8:45 AM ^
Even THE KNOWLEDGE couldn't predict how fucked up this timeline would be.
September 27th, 2019 at 8:46 AM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE knew. That's why he's not here.
September 27th, 2019 at 2:39 PM ^
:yes:
September 27th, 2019 at 9:25 AM ^
My question is why am I stuck in this timeline with you lot? I’m a nice guy. Pay my taxes. Look after my family. What’d I do wrong to slip out of the timeline where we are vaguely coherent as a program?
September 27th, 2019 at 9:39 AM ^
This guy's fault. Didn't put the Timestone back exactly right
September 27th, 2019 at 9:40 AM ^
Maybe all your do-gooding fucked this timeline.
Start being a terrible adult and see if that helps?
September 27th, 2019 at 10:38 AM ^
well hell...I'm gonna go text while driving and yell at some customer service reps and see what happens. Wish me luck!!!
September 27th, 2019 at 11:37 AM ^
Make sure your dick is out when you're doing all those things, just to be on the safe side.
September 27th, 2019 at 11:44 AM ^
oh, so "pull a Hatter"? On it!
September 27th, 2019 at 11:08 AM ^
I’ll own a little of the blame. I keep choosing the wrong Michigan apparel to wear on game day. I’ve let a lot of people down.
September 27th, 2019 at 11:29 AM ^
start small, like jay walking and taking that plastic bag for your bottled water at the grocery store
September 27th, 2019 at 10:41 AM ^
I'm board that the world ended in 2012 when CERN discovered the Higgs boson particle and we have been living in a simulation or a black hole since then.
September 27th, 2019 at 8:50 AM ^
the knowledge never recovered in my eyes from THIS
September 27th, 2019 at 12:30 PM ^
That’s ugly.
September 27th, 2019 at 8:52 AM ^
The knowledge said we would get Dan Mullen, and he was close, as Mullen was Hacketts plan B
September 27th, 2019 at 8:54 AM ^
Man alive, this last week has just been an all time low for the board.
September 27th, 2019 at 9:00 AM ^
TBH, I downvoted the OP, and I am the OP.
September 27th, 2019 at 9:30 AM ^
So meta.
September 27th, 2019 at 9:02 AM ^
Get off his Dick!
September 27th, 2019 at 9:14 AM ^
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...... make this stupidity stop!
September 27th, 2019 at 9:15 AM ^
reading this post made it suck even more
September 27th, 2019 at 9:35 AM ^
Maybe we should hire Les Miles
September 27th, 2019 at 9:41 AM ^
I have no idea who or what THE KNOWLEDGE is but I can get behind a good neg bang.
September 27th, 2019 at 9:50 AM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE was one of my favorites.
--But the CRex chronicles were some of the best content ever on this website
September 27th, 2019 at 2:02 PM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE used to bring a pos bang.
Guess things have changed around here.
September 27th, 2019 at 10:48 AM ^
Not that I'm endorsing this post, but I have to point out that - if I recall correctly - THE_KNOWLEDGE did not have foresight. Instead, he traveled into the future, gazed back upon the season, and the returned to our timeline to share the (almost always) positive news.
September 27th, 2019 at 11:09 AM ^
Foresight is backward facing
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yes
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When you have soared from the future-past into the present.
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yes
September 27th, 2019 at 2:02 PM ^
Correct. He posted a season review before the season opened.
He knew what was going to happen, because in the Knowledge's reality, It had already occured.
September 27th, 2019 at 11:01 AM ^
So WTF are you waiting for?
September 27th, 2019 at 11:01 AM ^
September 27th, 2019 at 5:01 PM ^
This is before Warde and Jack put him on meds.
September 27th, 2019 at 11:34 AM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE is an annoying turd.
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yes
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September 27th, 2019 at 4:11 PM ^
AT least the KNOWLEDGE turd is in a better state than the state of mgoblog fans....
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YES
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commence.
September 27th, 2019 at 11:47 AM ^
I'm buying this.
Because I need to find a reason that has a solution.
Give me some KNOWLEDGE
September 27th, 2019 at 12:02 PM ^
I'm sure he hasn't offered his prognostications because he knew of the misery that would ensue and couldn't bring himself to be the messenger of bad tidings.
YES....
September 27th, 2019 at 12:37 PM ^
Garbage
September 27th, 2019 at 1:57 PM ^
I ain't gonna pretend to be anyone else but I saw this coming, and if I did, I refuse to believe I was the only one.
Black Preview of Negative Expectations, 8/30:
Young QBs do not wash out of the NFL because of athleticism. Tom Brady and Drew Brees are not locks for the HoF because they are built like prototypical QBs, or we'd really be talking about Drew Henson and Ryan Leaf. No, if a QB hits a wall it's because they can't grow out of bad habits. And while Shea is a good QB, he has bad habits. In particular, he struggles to read zone defenses and that's not something QBs get better at overnight, if ever.
Gattis shows promise but his record as an OC is zero. There's ample evidence to show his plays are effective but we don't know what he's like calling the shots in adversity. Even the best have been known to crumple in games, so this is an unknown that should've been talked about more.
It's not the fumbles; it's that going back to last year, they're still taking the path of most resistance. Michigan has fewer athletes than Ohio State and isn't using the ones it has. The guys that need to get better, aren't, and clear opportunities aren't being taken by the playcalls.
OTOH, if Michigan validates everyone's fears that they're going to do things the hard way in the flying face of all reason, avoid favorable matchups, send their players at brick walls and not prepare any answers for what opponents are preparing for them, no one's really going to care about the outcome of this game. Losing to Wisconsin on the road isn't what's going to send the boards into a tailspin. I mean, that won't be fun, but the worst is knowing Ohio State -- which hasn't seemed to have missed a beat since destroying us last season -- will devour Michigan with plenty of room for dessert.
September 27th, 2019 at 1:59 PM ^
Yes.
Glad that someone else has realized this.
No Knowledge season review before the season started was troubling at first, and no we've moved to full blown panic.
Might not even be able to soar above the hatters.
September 27th, 2019 at 4:28 PM ^
or, lack of Fortnite by the Counter strike guy maybe?
September 27th, 2019 at 6:29 PM ^
The knowledge saw this season coming and noped out of the whole hot mess.