The real problem : Lack of mobility
I’ve been on record before with my various sources stating that these pants are much too long thus restricting leg movement. Thus restricting speed in space. My suggestion as you all may know. Jorts. A little high ride but the jorts aren’t preventing the player from what they need to do. Maxed out but lower than the unaltered pants Michigan football has provided.
September 25th, 2019 at 11:09 PM ^
Irritable bowel is no joke. Thoughts and prayers.
September 26th, 2019 at 12:20 AM ^
I think what he meant was irrefutable ball deflector. You can get them in catalogs.
September 26th, 2019 at 5:59 AM ^
Are you confusing that with the Zach Smith model Ball Lifter? I believe he endorses a line for the "smaller" man.
September 26th, 2019 at 8:16 AM ^
I laughed. Then I remembered that this was a real thing. Then I laughed some more.
September 26th, 2019 at 9:08 AM ^
Lol. Delivered to his place of employment no less. You can’t make this shit up.
September 26th, 2019 at 9:11 AM ^
I appreciate the sentiments and concern. As I approach 50 my wife has replaced everything pasta with some form of squash. I’m afraid to leave the house but at least I’m healthy.
September 26th, 2019 at 1:13 PM ^
Just make sure she gets only spaghetti squashes. That way at least you are noodling on your couch instead of squashing into it. Not that they are good tasting either.
September 27th, 2019 at 7:33 AM ^
That’s what she’s feeding me lol. I swear she’s substituting my spring water with something from a river in a third world country though.
September 26th, 2019 at 9:16 AM ^
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September 25th, 2019 at 10:58 PM ^
So...if they instead wear Speedos, they'd be view as fast and loose?
September 25th, 2019 at 11:00 PM ^
The Jorts. The Jorts. The Jorts.
September 25th, 2019 at 11:01 PM ^
Nothing loose about a Speedo.
September 26th, 2019 at 9:57 AM ^
Fast and loose...
Fast, yes. It's in the name, duh!! Not so much loose, though. Speedos are fairly aerodynamically aligned to the various elements they contain...
September 25th, 2019 at 11:00 PM ^
Stop drinking...
You know the rest.
September 25th, 2019 at 11:07 PM ^
Fuck off, Brave Dandon!
September 25th, 2019 at 11:01 PM ^
Every other team is doing it, Harbaugh is just too clean with his preference for khakis, we need to recruit lower body clothing from rougher parts.
September 25th, 2019 at 11:02 PM ^
Dickies?
September 25th, 2019 at 11:06 PM ^
Can we please raise the point limit to start threads to 20-25k? This shit is honestly past the point of ridiculous.
September 25th, 2019 at 11:07 PM ^
Show some respect. I am legend
September 25th, 2019 at 11:17 PM ^
Honestly, this was probably the most important thread of the day.
September 25th, 2019 at 11:25 PM ^
I clicked on this figuring it was yet another what's wrong thread and how to fix it thread. To my surprise, I thought it was pretty funny (assuming OP was posting with sarcasm).
September 25th, 2019 at 11:31 PM ^
Oh come on man, go with it. This was funny!!!
September 25th, 2019 at 11:13 PM ^
September 25th, 2019 at 11:16 PM ^
Too low. His range of motion is fucked. Needs more fray.
September 25th, 2019 at 11:33 PM ^
There's a whole lot of things bad on this team. So bad we are starting to wish like crazy Urban Meyer will be hired.
(ok, when I say "we" I mean "most")
September 26th, 2019 at 1:16 PM ^
Good but not team building enough. We just need khaki version of jorts for Harbaugh and the whole team (I confess I make jorts out of old dockers..)
September 25th, 2019 at 11:30 PM ^
I'm still laughing
September 25th, 2019 at 11:34 PM ^
I'm starting to come around on this idea
September 25th, 2019 at 11:36 PM ^
Shit, I don't know who is being serious with their posts anymore, but here you go.
Rule 1-4-4-d, requires that a knee pad be worn. Starting in 2018, the pants and knee pads must cover the knees.
September 25th, 2019 at 11:37 PM ^
Works for Gardner Minshew III.
September 25th, 2019 at 11:42 PM ^
What color??
September 25th, 2019 at 11:43 PM ^
Shorts helped the 1976 Chicago White Sox to win a World Series so why not?
September 26th, 2019 at 6:06 AM ^
I do remember when the White Sox wore shorts. Chet Lemon was on that team. I think they finished dead last that year with 64 wins. The Reds won the World Series over the Yankees.
Perhaps if they went with the Jorts instead, they might have gotten over the hump.
September 26th, 2019 at 3:19 PM ^
There were no Jory’s or even Daisy Dukes back then, just cutoffs
September 25th, 2019 at 11:44 PM ^
#SpeedinJorts
September 26th, 2019 at 6:44 AM ^
Close. I think it's #SpaceinJorts
September 26th, 2019 at 7:24 AM ^
I'm sorry I don't have that problem
September 25th, 2019 at 11:45 PM ^
you are a legend Frito Bandito!
In support of team we all must wear khorts
September 26th, 2019 at 12:52 AM ^
The real problem : Lack of humor
September 26th, 2019 at 1:37 AM ^
JH is all hat,no cowboy,total circus fr day one! Embarrassed beyond belief!
September 26th, 2019 at 6:35 AM ^
if you're going to abuse someone, especially when you're wrong about it, at least get the line right. "all hat and no cattle "
so whose missing cattle now, chuck?
September 26th, 2019 at 6:54 AM ^
For fuck sake. Mods please enforce the OT rules. I’m addicted to MGoBlog but am considering rehab after all of the nonsensical threads lately
September 26th, 2019 at 7:03 AM ^
September 26th, 2019 at 7:44 AM ^
Congrats! The only stupid thread that hadn’t been posted just got posted. Let’s check that box ✅ and move on.
September 26th, 2019 at 8:23 AM ^
I was coming here to neg this. But you just can't neg jorts!
September 26th, 2019 at 8:36 AM ^
You know what I was thinking? The real problem is the jerseys! They're made out of polyester. That's a crime! Do you know how hot those things get? They should be wearing cotton. The players get very hot in the polyester. You know, it's not a natural fiber. I think they would prefer cotton. Cotton breathes, you see, it's much softer. Imagine playing games and your team is five degrees cooler than the other team. Don't you think that would be an advantage? They're cooler, they're more comfortable...they're happier - they're gonna play better.
September 26th, 2019 at 8:47 AM ^
This was a good post.
September 26th, 2019 at 8:53 AM ^
For the love of God.... Please make this shit end.....