OT: Lions Need to Restructure Stafford's Contract to Pay for Engagement Ring /s

Submitted by boliver46 on

Matthew Stafford recently got engaged to his longtime (HOT) girlfriend.  The ring he bought her is gigantic.  This impacts the salary cap as Stafford has requested to restructure for more upfront money in the form of a signing bonus in order to pay for this extravagant ring.

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she might need an assistant to help her carry around her left hand from now on.

 

That's for sure.

Mercury Hayes

April 1st, 2014 at 4:57 PM ^

You guys ever buy an engagement ring before? That might be a large ring but it doesn't matter if it is all flash. That "halo" style ring is trendy among those who want big rings, but big rings don't mean good rings. Fellas, you want clarity and quality in a diamond. 

SalvatoreQuattro

April 1st, 2014 at 6:43 PM ^

Blood diamonds cannot be sold legally here in the US. Also, 49% of diamonds come from Africa. That means 51% of diamonds do not.  So purchasing diamonds does not necessarily mean you are contributing to the civil wars in Africa. Unless, you can prove that the diamonds in US rings ALL come from Africa your point fails.

I will also point out that the issues behind the wars are much more complex than just diamonds. Poverty, government corruption and incompetence, religious conflicts...to name a few of the problems plaguing Africa. Africa was left in chaos by the colonial powers after they left. It's an issue that Europe has done little to correct. Africa is Iraq on a much, much, grander scale.

There is nothing immoral, wasteful, or gluttonous about purchasing a diamond. Not any more so than buying a work of art, a book, an album, or anything outside the essentials we need in order to live. The fact is we ALL buy stuff we don't really need.

Is the internet not wasteful? What about an undergrad degree in the liberal arts? Who determines what is wasteful and what is not?

mGrowOld

April 1st, 2014 at 6:50 PM ^

Who decides what's immoral and wasteful? Why The Nema decides.....that's who.
I for one feel doubly ashamed having been married TWICE meaning I have contributed to not one but two wars it seems.
Just to clarify I mean wars in other countries, not my house although wife #1 might debate that point a bit.

1989 UM GRAD

April 1st, 2014 at 5:48 PM ^

I can't believe how bloated and out of shape he looks....and has always looked. I realize that he's not a dual threat QB but to me it shows a lack of total commitment to achieving professional excellence.

SalvatoreQuattro

April 1st, 2014 at 6:40 PM ^

Stafford is not fat and out of shape. He does have a fat face which makes some think that he is fat. But fat he is not.  I think your post says more about some men's perceptions of bodies than anything about Stafford. It used to be women who held such views, but obviously that has changed. 

Paps

April 1st, 2014 at 6:46 PM ^

Hall went to my high school, and one time when she was at UGA with Stafford, she came back for a little campus visit and took him with her. This was after his final season but before the draft, and so he was looking for some downtime. I remember wandering by the (presumably empty) weight room while retrieving some supplies for a teacher, and seeing Stafford in there running on the treadmill. I did like a quadrupole take because I didn't think it was him. But this was a suburban Atlanta high school, and at this time he was practically a god around those parts. So I stand there for like 2 mins just looking at him like an idiot, and he notices me (because of the mirrors) and gets off the treadmill. He walks over and shakes my hand. I'm starstruck, with UGA checking in behind Michigan as my favorite team. School got out at 3:00, and this was the last class of the day, and it was about 2:20ish. So, there are no other students around, it's just me and Stafford casually talking about Hall and my school and casual football things for like 10 minutes while he finishes up his workout. He begins to walk out the weight room, and stops at the door to the gym. There's a rack of basketballs and nobody there. Hoops are down. He winks at me and says, "1 on 1?"
Keep in mind at this time I'm a skinny freshman about 120lbs and 5'6" (hadn't hit the growth spurt yet), but I have played my share of basketball over the years. We shoot around for about 5 minutes before playing a causal game of 1 on 1. Here's the kicker:
Matt Stafford is horrible at basketball.
He has no jumpshot, can't shoot a three, and all he could do was clumsily dribble to the rim and make some layups. It was so shocking. It was just as the bell rang, signaling the end of school, when a mass crowd of students rushed the gym waving bits of paper and asking for autographs. Stafford saw them coming, sighed, and looked annoyed. He looked at me, shook my hand, and said "thanks for hangin with me bro". I walked away with a huge smile as stafford was swarmed by masses of young rabid UGA fans. SEC!
But that day, I got to hang out with Matt Stafford for a good part of an hour- not because I forced him to but because he wanted to, which is why he will forever be my favorite NFL player.
Most of my friends never believed it happened, and I got written up for A- skipping 45 minutes of class, and B- never retrieving that item the teacher wanted. But that day, it truly didn't matter

Don

April 1st, 2014 at 10:45 PM ^

Only on what I've observed in others.

There was no engagement ring, we eloped, and spent part of our honeymoon camping in Canada. Spent about $300 total. We've been married 35 years.

In that time we've seen a bunch of marriages come and go, and invariably the more money that was spent on the wedding, the shorter the marriage.