HELP: Need anti buckeye propaganda
Friends, Happy Thanksgiving.
I come to you today for help. Today is a day for family, and I unfortunately live in a family with several Buckeyes. It is also the week of the game meaning the anti Michigan propaganda and rhetoric is at an all time high. We are not with each other this year, so my text thread has been inundated with Gifs, Memes, other pictures that are not flattering to our recent record against Urban and his thugs. After a quick google search, I’m honestly not getting much to throw back at them. If any of you have any original content or another source of pro-Michigan text thread material, kindly share. This will be particularly useful after the game. Happy Thanksgiving and go blue!
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:20 PM ^
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:22 PM ^
What’s one chase + one Rashan?
ONE DEAD HASKINS
November 22nd, 2018 at 10:08 PM ^
Why go to all that trouble when easy math questions will do.
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:21 PM ^
Just check the Columbus police blotter
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:26 PM ^
There is this former coach called Zach Smith
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:29 PM ^
Ask them if they've heard good wife abuser jokes lately.
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:29 PM ^
Unless you want to reach back to the 90's, your only option is going to be off-field nonsense perpetrated by Ohio State, of which there is a plentiful bounty.
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:33 PM ^
Make them watch Taylor Decker block Khalil Mack
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:34 PM ^
Just wait til Saturday and send them a pic of the scoreboard
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:44 PM ^
Posted in another thread but is worthy of a repeat.
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:49 PM ^
Is this fine piece of artwork available in a rich mahogany?
November 22nd, 2018 at 4:50 PM ^
As soon as I get a bandsaw, I'm making one of these.
November 22nd, 2018 at 1:53 PM ^
Just wait another year. You will have plenty of material with Michigan winning and Meyer leaving. Get a burner phone for two days.
November 22nd, 2018 at 2:04 PM ^
The video tour of attending a game in Columbus. The shitty fans, beer cans being thrown at you, the trash everywhere, the pee waterfall running down the stadium stairwell from fans not bothering to use the bathroom.
November 22nd, 2018 at 2:32 PM ^
Ohio is so awful that the Wright brothers invented the airplane to get out and Neil Armstrong left for the moon.
November 22nd, 2018 at 3:00 PM ^
I would think that the headlines alone for the past few months have provided sufficient anti-Buckeye propaganda. Just ask them if they know where Zach Smith gets his Swedish penis enlarger, for example, but make it clear that you're asking strictly for an acquaintance.
November 22nd, 2018 at 3:01 PM ^
"Urban Meyer is an awful human being and you still support the program that he leads. Your football team's success holds more importance to you than reasonable moral standards do".
that will about do it
November 22nd, 2018 at 3:15 PM ^
You could ask them what a ball lifter is.
November 22nd, 2018 at 3:21 PM ^
if any of them have new tattoos , ask them what they had to trade in order to get them .
November 22nd, 2018 at 6:37 PM ^
"Tattoo," of course, being a Columbus code word for cocaine.
November 22nd, 2018 at 4:11 PM ^
Acedemics, civility, common decency.
Those arguments will fall on deaf ears, but being correct and unpopular can be fun. Use that inherent Michigan arrogance with you self assuring shit eating grin as you laugh and deride your buckey brethern.
Talk about being able to spell words into the fifth letter
November 22nd, 2018 at 4:33 PM ^
This might be a stronger take if there weren't four misspelled words in it, although admittedly only two misspelled before the fifth letter.
November 22nd, 2018 at 11:07 PM ^
Awesome
November 22nd, 2018 at 4:42 PM ^
Just say, welp you guys won this text thread until Saturday. Anyone have Urban's number so he can help me delete it?
November 22nd, 2018 at 4:54 PM ^
A map of Ohio?
November 22nd, 2018 at 5:08 PM ^
Urban Liar, sir.
November 22nd, 2018 at 5:11 PM ^
I've got the same situation going on, except in person. When we win by 3 scores I'm about to be downright insufferable.
November 23rd, 2018 at 12:02 AM ^
Having grown up in that god forsaken state, I found that having just a hint of smile after any Meechigan victory drove them up the wall faster than if I got in their face. They would have worked so hard on their defensive comebacks and you made them useless. Their frustration was like tears — so sweet.
November 22nd, 2018 at 5:26 PM ^
The Buckeye is also known as the Fetid Buckeye and is toxic to humans.
Plus Buckeye Rot kills all the poor innocent Tomatoes.
Stinking Indeed.
November 22nd, 2018 at 5:44 PM ^
Cooler pooping, wife beating, and lack of teeth should provide endless topics of conversation.
November 22nd, 2018 at 5:46 PM ^
Tell them Ohio State should join the SEC - it would improve the academic reputation of both conferences.
November 22nd, 2018 at 7:43 PM ^
After Saturday’s game!
November 22nd, 2018 at 7:54 PM ^
Purdue!!!
The Buckeye fans in my family expect Michigan to win this year. They think Meyers is leaving.
November 22nd, 2018 at 8:05 PM ^
You said, "propaganda."
November 22nd, 2018 at 9:00 PM ^
Purdue made them their bitch. Stick with that. Saturday will answer everything else with them bozos
November 23rd, 2018 at 5:48 AM ^
Tell them to sanitize their coolers at least once a week .
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:50 AM ^
As I noted elsewhere, "Let's go-IO" was playing overhead in Kroger when we got into town (Columbus) yesterday...for a family gathering. I "jokingly" noted to my SIL, who is a HS teacher here, that we Michigan fans get a kick out of such things...there are only 4 letters in the state's name and they (still) can't even spell the whole thing!!!
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
Tell them that football success is cyclical, but they will never surpass us in academic superiority.
Also, remind them literally every single UM alum could have gotten into OSU. But the reverse is definitely not true.