Caris LeVert's $93,000 Watch Stolen
I don't wear a watch anymore, but back when I DID wear a watch, it cost a little less than that. Caris threw a party and a dude stole his watch. STORY.
Spike Albrecht did not have much sympathy.
August 11th, 2023 at 8:32 AM ^
Watches are so old school!
August 11th, 2023 at 1:00 PM ^
Jewelry and wealth exhibition for men.
August 11th, 2023 at 8:40 AM ^
Maybe I am outing myself as a commoner here, but i just googled Peugeot Watches, and it seems like they are more like 93 dollars? What am I missing?
Also showing up in the google search is Piguet, which seems to be much more in the ballpark price wise.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:18 AM ^
I must also be a commoner because I always thought Peugeot was a car maker. Columbo's Peugeot was a beauty.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:26 AM ^
Audemars Piguet makes dumbfoundingly expensive watches, yep. $93k isn't even in their top tier price-wise.
August 11th, 2023 at 11:41 AM ^
Piguet is very popular. Usually referred to as an “AP”
August 11th, 2023 at 1:01 PM ^
There’s also Piaget and Patek Phillipe.
August 11th, 2023 at 8:45 AM ^
93k for a car or truck I can see. 93k for a watch? FFS.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:06 AM ^
But I'm sure it tells really good time. Maybe he likes to be punctual.
August 11th, 2023 at 10:15 AM ^
The irony of expensive watches is that they generally don’t keep great time, relatively speaking. Most high-end watches have a mechanical movement (tiny gears and springs, but no battery or electronic components) that are inherently less accurate than a decent quartz watch—or any smart watch—you could get for much, much less. Acceptable accuracy for a very high-end mechanical watch would be +/- a couple seconds a day, which translates to a minute a month.
For folks that really get into watches, the “charm” of the heritage and intricacy of the mechanical movement on the inside, along with the design and materials on the outside are much more important than absolute accuracy as a timekeeper. It is really more jewelry than timekeeping function at some level. [This coming from someone who is interested in the engineering that goes into mechanical watches, but doesn’t have anything even approaching high-end.]
August 11th, 2023 at 12:29 PM ^
I mean …. kinda
a minute a month isnt that bad. I have a custom tag heuer chronograph (mechanical, not quartz) and I have to change the time a couple minutes back or forward every 3 months or so. It’s a $600 gift from my wife from years back.
for 99.99% of the planet, a watch that is +/- 2 or 3 seconds a day is more than good enough to keep “accurate” time.
also, I wear a watch daily because it’s a watch, not for jewelry sake. I find it extremely rude to pull out your phone to check the time during a conversation, where a small glance at your wrist much less so.
but yea those really expensive ones, you’re just paying for name, complications, and the “jewelry, look at me” effect
August 11th, 2023 at 12:31 PM ^
Yeah, if you’re buying an AP, Patek or even Rolex/Omega/IWC, you’re not getting it for accuracy when your average casio/seiko keeps better time. Still, even if i would never buy one in a million years, I can appreciate the time, effort and skill that goes into a quality mechanical watch.
August 13th, 2023 at 8:56 PM ^
No offense to anyone but if you spend $93k on a car you are either very wealthy, an idiot or both. If you spend $93k on a watch same thing applies but more so. That said I still like “C-Love.”
August 11th, 2023 at 8:53 AM ^
I'll stick with my $150 Garmin.
August 11th, 2023 at 10:04 AM ^
I’ll stick with my $10 Casio. If it’s good enough for Del, it’s good enough for me
August 11th, 2023 at 11:29 AM ^
My Casio keeps time pretty well. I think it loses about 3 seconds a month.
August 11th, 2023 at 6:12 PM ^
I'll stick with my sundial
August 11th, 2023 at 8:59 AM ^
A decent safe would have been key in securing his valuables. And interesting that while he plays for the Cleveland Steamers, he lives in Lost Angeles.
He also could have saved himself a wad of cabbage had he bought this all titanium beauty of a watch for only $65
August 11th, 2023 at 9:07 AM ^
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:20 AM ^
A Cleveland Cav who prefers to live in LA instead of northern Ohio. Hmmmm, I would swear I've seen that movie before but what was it called?
August 11th, 2023 at 1:04 PM ^
Space jam
August 11th, 2023 at 9:51 AM ^
Shit man all you need is the word "State" inscribed in the face there right below the center and you could sell those babies $250 a pop all day long for the Sparty NIL fund.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:08 AM ^
Millionaire problems.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:10 AM ^
I can't imagine being so wealthy that I'd waste $93K on a fucking watch.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:46 AM ^
You don't pay taxes on jewelry.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:52 AM ^
Can you do my taxes?
August 11th, 2023 at 12:30 PM ^
I have paid taxes on every piece of jewelry I have ever bought for my wife
August 11th, 2023 at 12:34 PM ^
How are you avoiding sales tax on a watch/jewelry? Did they fall off the truck and just happened to be found by that nice man selling them out of the trunk of his car?
August 13th, 2023 at 11:35 AM ^
Buy the items in a state with no sales tax.
August 11th, 2023 at 1:07 PM ^
They can serve as collectibles and as transportable, storable value unlike illiquid, immovable real estate.
I’m selling a house and commercial property now and it’s a slow process.
August 11th, 2023 at 7:13 PM ^
Maybe a bit too transportable and movable in this case.
August 13th, 2023 at 9:11 PM ^
Thank you for stating what I thought was an obvious concept.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:28 AM ^
If Caris has a $93k watch, I'm gonna guess he's gonna be just fine.
Maybe hire some security next time brother...
August 11th, 2023 at 11:55 AM ^
I hope he chose the extra rider on his homeowners insurance for jewelry coverage!
August 11th, 2023 at 9:32 AM ^
He's a gifted athlete who also has to work his ass off to maintain his athleticism and skill. As far as I'm concerned if he wants to wear a $93k watch on each wrist he's earned it.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:59 AM ^
No shit. Hopefully it was insured or he recovers it. But presumably $93K watch is full of precious stones and metals that won't lose a ton of value over time. But it doesn't seem like he lit $93K on fire. Presumably he can afford it, and if it brings him joy, so be it.
People remodel kitchens for $50K, $100K or more all the time replacing 90s or 2000s cabinets, countertops, floors, fixtures, layouts that are outdated, sure, but from a functional standpoint, are fine. No one bats an eye. Do those remodels add that value to the home (presumably yes) and do they make the homeowners happy, sure. But point is, ordinary people in the U.S. buy high ticket items every day that they don't absolutely need. Would that seem absurd waste of money to millions of people who live in poverty around the world? Absolutely. It's all relative.
August 11th, 2023 at 12:16 PM ^
yeah but his problem comes when he takes them off
August 11th, 2023 at 9:43 AM ^
If one can afford a watch like that it was a cheap price to pay to find out who your friends aren't.
August 11th, 2023 at 9:55 AM ^
Fine, I’ll give it back.
August 11th, 2023 at 11:54 AM ^
I thought it was you all along....
August 11th, 2023 at 9:56 AM ^
I remember when I was 10 years old some kid went in my jacket and stole my Garbage Pail Kids. That was probably the most valuable thing I've ever had stolen to this day.
And yes, Tony, I know it was you. Jerk.
August 11th, 2023 at 10:14 AM ^
F you, Tony
August 11th, 2023 at 12:21 PM ^
Let me call some guys and your Tony problem will disappear.
August 11th, 2023 at 10:12 AM ^
I miss the days of basketball yore. Haven't thought about the Spike years in a while.
Does he have any eligibility left?
August 11th, 2023 at 10:53 AM ^
He doesn't have any hips left.
August 11th, 2023 at 10:28 AM ^
I know who stole it. Good luck getting it back Caris. I hear he can be hard to find.
August 11th, 2023 at 10:30 AM ^
$93k for a watch is not a big deal for Caris if he’s managing all his money well. After all the cautionary tales of some former pro athletes being broke at the end of their careers, I’d like to think a lot more pro athletes these days are smarter with their money. If you are not good with money, $93k for an item like a watch is a fast way to go broke. However, Caris is a Michigan Man….so I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he’s managing his finances well. So, more power to him for buying something he wanted. I hope this situation resolves itself.
August 11th, 2023 at 10:53 AM ^
Unless he has a deep personal interest in watches, I'd say spending $93k on one is the very definition of not managing money well.
August 11th, 2023 at 11:02 AM ^
You'd be wrong depending on the watch. Same applies to art, alcohol, cars, etc. The more exclusive, significant or rare the item is, the more it will increase in value over time.
August 11th, 2023 at 11:23 AM ^
Point taken, depending on the watch, it could actually be a decent investment.