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07/19/2018 - 7:53am Kill it with fire.

Kill it with fire.

07/18/2018 - 2:26am The thing is, all that…

The thing is, all that effort and years of work and (on top of the functionality issues) it STILL looks really dated. 

07/16/2018 - 4:42am Last one reminds me:


Last one reminds me:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out the front of his pants. He's got a frustrated scowl on his face.

The bartender says, "Hey, what's with the steering wheel?"

The pirate says, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

07/15/2018 - 2:21am This is an excellent story.

This is an excellent story.

07/14/2018 - 3:09am Oh yes, give me that sweet,…

Oh yes, give me that sweet, sweet football content. 

07/12/2018 - 8:00am Must be the helmets. 

Must be the helmets. 

06/29/2018 - 12:47pm my burner hotmail account is…

my burner hotmail account is actually a yahoo account that dates to when i was 15 or so and includes a stevie ray vaughan reference. i was a very, very cool teenager.

06/21/2018 - 2:50am The idea that oddsmakers don…

The idea that oddsmakers don't know about Georgia's roster changes is hilarious.

06/21/2018 - 2:49am You sure you're not a…

You sure you're not a gambler? 

06/19/2018 - 5:02am I'll have what you're having…

I'll have what you're having. 

06/16/2018 - 10:13am At least double posting…

At least double posting lives on in the new site!

06/15/2018 - 2:47pm It bums me out that in the…

It bums me out that in the new site your username gets cut off. 

06/14/2018 - 1:14am Quavaris Crouch is a really…

Quavaris Crouch is a really good Harry Potter name.

06/01/2018 - 6:33am i'm in england!

Bang away!

05/08/2018 - 12:32pm '66 Corvette, cherry red with

'66 Corvette, cherry red with black leather interior and soft top.

My childhood piano teacher has one and man that thing rules so hard. He still drives it in my hometown Fourth of July parade with some local dignitary or other in the back.

05/08/2018 - 11:02am I was very

I was very pro-Westbrook-for-MVP last year because it's objectively rad and worth recognizing when a player does something that hasn't been done in 50 years. Like Miggy for MVP over Trout a few years ago when he won the Triple Crown. Sure, Trout was a better and more valuable player that year, but fuck that TRIPLE CROWN.

This year, shine wore off. Not sure why, really. It's not like players haven't been gunning for triple doubles forever whenever they get close. But I'm with you.

05/04/2018 - 8:20am All-Carr Offense vs. All-Carr

All-Carr Offense vs. All-Carr Defense, who ya got?

It looks to me like the D would wreck the O but I admit that that's influenced by (1) the respective pro careers of the two groups, which shouldn't count, and (2) the fact that Jake Long is the only one of the offensive players I actually watched in college, whereas I actually got to see Hall, Woodley, Branch, Harris, and Adams live. And was a member of a Facebook group called "Guns don't kill people, Lamarr Woodley kills people." Those were simpler times.

05/03/2018 - 1:40am FOH

You mean Cal Ripken, 19-time all-star, two-time MVP, eight-time Silver Slugger winner? Career WAR of 96, 37th all-time and more than 20 more than Jeter? You think he was overrated? Mmkay.

04/30/2018 - 2:07am Two-handed forehands look

Two-handed forehands look extremely weird.

04/19/2018 - 1:25am We used to go and get the

We used to go and get the day-old bread, I think it was $3 a loaf at the time (07-08). Stick it in the freezer and use as required for much more delicious toast than you can make with supermarket bread.

04/14/2018 - 1:08am 1. I live in Islamabad,

1. I live in Islamabad, Pakistan, where the forecast for today is 86 and sunny. Going to a pool party later. Suckers. On the other hand, the power goes out here a lot more regularly than in the States. So y'all have that going for you.

2. The Blizzard of '96 will never be topped. I was ten years old. We got a week off from school, there were three feet of snow on the ground. Never had more or better sledding, snowball fights, snow forts and tunnels. Epic. The standard by which all snowstorms are measured.

04/13/2018 - 5:34am (No subject)

04/04/2018 - 5:23am Brian makes the "rappist"

Brian makes the "rappist" joke all the freaking time. 

04/02/2018 - 11:53pm If you'd told me in February

If you'd told me in February that we'd be national runners up, I'd have been delighted. What a run. Can't wait for more of this next year:

04/01/2018 - 7:29am +1, in MGoBlog football

+1, in MGoBlog football article comment threads the first thing I do is scan to see if UMBig has said anything. As they say in the Spanish, "Much grass."

03/17/2018 - 6:56am That you, Fred?

That you, Fred?

03/16/2018 - 2:57pm +1 for correcting a mindless

+1 for correcting a mindless piece of, upon reflection, obviously incorrect information I had absorbed from years of reading comments on MGoBlog about how the size of the gambling Michigan fanbase swings betting lines.

03/16/2018 - 11:28am Yes, and Vegas says we are

Yes, and Vegas says we are three-point favorites, because Michigan bettors bet more than Houston bettors. 

03/14/2018 - 7:10am This is a very good idea.

This is a very good idea.

03/06/2018 - 12:26am This is yeoman's work,

This is yeoman's work, bravo.

Go Dons, Panthers, Bears, Horns, Blue Devils, other Bears, Buffaloes, Tigers, Mustangs, Green Wave, Crimson Tide, Bearcats, and so on and so forth.

02/28/2018 - 3:20am Yes but will he be eligible

Yes but will he be eligible in September? Suspense giving me heartburn over here.

02/27/2018 - 11:52pm He missed an apostrophe,

He missed an apostrophe, though.

02/26/2018 - 10:19pm Counterpoint:

He's not incompetent. He, like Roger Goodell, is a useful stooge for his employers. By giving up any shred of honesty and toeing the party line like a champ, he allows the legal facade of amateurism to continue. That in turn allows his employers, the big D1 colleges (who wield all the power, no one in Indianapolis gives a shit about Nebraska Wesleyan), to continue making money off the unpaid labor of 18-22 year old men. 

The NCAA is a joke, yes, but if you assume that their main goal is to continue to make millions of dollars without paying their most important employees, they're doing alright. And Emmert's doing his job.

02/25/2018 - 8:42am What's an ass coach?

What's an ass coach?


02/09/2018 - 6:59am This belongs on the front

This belongs on the front page, I think.

02/05/2018 - 6:56am I think it was Ace who

I think it was Ace who tweeted words to the effect of, "What are they reviewing it for, traveling?"

01/19/2018 - 12:37pm God help them.

God help them.

12/19/2017 - 12:34am New servers for Brian? So

New servers for Brian? So generous! Now THAT is getting in the holiday spirit.

12/12/2017 - 11:16am ...the Heisman

...the Heisman

12/07/2017 - 9:47am shhhhh

don't jinx it

12/05/2017 - 12:28am "User name checks out" is the

"User name checks out" is the board equivalent of "that's what she said": Funny about 1 in 20 times, boring to stupid the other 19 times. 

11/24/2017 - 1:10pm All I can say is thank

All I can say is thank fucking god it's not another night game. Kickoff is at 10 PM here in Islamabad. I'd have gotten up at 5:30 but I wouldn't have been happy about it. 10 PM will do just nicely. 

11/22/2017 - 7:26am (No subject)

11/10/2017 - 5:48am "to the inevitable guy in the

"to the inevitable guy in the comments who wants a star on Khaleke Hudson after last Saturday, this will be an interesting test of how he holds up against a mighty mite."

You son of a gun, how did you know?

11/09/2017 - 3:54am son of a

god damn it

11/08/2017 - 8:13am I think you mean a log,

I think you mean a log, rather than a crack. The chip isn't like a chip in a plate, it actually refers to scrap wood from shipyards in England that builders were allowed for centuries to take home as firewood. When the powers that be tried to take the right away, the builders got pissed and basically said, "Oh yeah? Try to take them off." 


11/07/2017 - 9:11pm In N Out not most overrated,

In N Out not most overrated, results are invalid. Federal investigation forthcoming.

11/02/2017 - 4:37am There's nothing wrong with

There's nothing wrong with the food there, it's all fine. It's overrated because Californians are so goddamn convinced that it's better than other major chains. I'll grant that it's better than McDonald's and Burger King, but not by that much. Five Guys has better burgers and fries with none of the cult worship. Potbelly has vastly superior milkshakes. 

10/31/2017 - 11:54pm Your logic and reason mean

Your logic and reason mean nothing to me. HOW FAR AHEAD OF SPARTY ARE WE?!?!?!?

10/31/2017 - 3:25am If anything other than In 'N'

If anything other than In 'N' Out wins most overrated then I will be ordering a federal investigation into the validity of this poll.