Hensons Mobile…

December 1st, 2023 at 8:03 AM ^

Run, run, waggle, punt
UM goes run, pass, touchdown
Wash, rinse, and repeat

A limerick:

There was a man Brian Ferentz
And he had very loving parents.
His dad put him on staff
Which gave us a laugh
Because he's bad at his job, no offense.

Joined: 09/12/2019

MGoPoints: 49403

sheckylovejoy

December 1st, 2023 at 9:44 AM ^

Technically, haiku should contain some seasonal theme

Cold December air

Shut out by the Indy dome.

Will punts go farther?

 

Senryu is also 5-7-5 but does not adhere to that

Indy sun rises.

Punters mull field position.

Glory rides on punts.

Joined: 02/21/2011

MGoPoints: 319

Golden section

December 1st, 2023 at 11:53 AM ^

All the armies united against us 

Their last hope shivers and quakes before our cudgels and axes

Leave their rotting corpses on the battlefield for the hyenas and vultures 

Joined: 10/19/2020

MGoPoints: 6891

Monday Morning…

December 1st, 2023 at 12:25 PM ^

Twenty five a game?

Ha! You only did that twice.

MVP: Punter.

 

Iowa's offense

Is actually offensive

Their D can score more.

 

Watch out! Iowa

Will rack up four hundred yards

Of punting, that is.

Joined: 10/08/2017

MGoPoints: 2730

k.o.k.Law

December 1st, 2023 at 12:46 PM ^

(for unknown, to date, technical issues, I can neither post a diary nor pictures)

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN TEAMS AND DAY

 by Dr. Hannibal Anomaly

 

Gray I am I, Gray I am I, I am Gray

That Gray I am, That Gray I am, I DO NOT LIKE That my hair GRAY

 

Do would you like Green TEAMS and Day?

 

I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY

I do not like green TEAMS and Day

 

Would you BEAT them here or there?

 

I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.

I do not like green TEAMS and Day     

I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY

 

Would you BEAT them in the Big House?

Would you BEAT them WHEN THEY GROUSE?

 

I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House

I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE

I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.

I do not like green TEAMS and Day

I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY

 

WOULD YOU BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE?

WOULD YOU BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE?

 

I WOULD  BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE?

I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE?

I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.

I do not like green TEAMS and Day

I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY

 

WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?

BEAT THEM! BEAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE.

YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.

YOU MAY LIKE THEM UP A TREE!

I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM UP A TREE

BUT I WOULD BEAT THEM, YOU WILL SEE!

I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM IN A CAR

I WOULD BEAT THEM – THEY WOULD NOT GET FAR

I WOULD BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House

I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE

I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.

I do not like green TEAMS and Day

I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY

 

A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!

COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN?

IN A TRAIN, IN A TREE,

IN A CAR, YOU WILL SEE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM in A TRAIN

AND WOULD INFLICT SO MUCH PAIN

I WOULD BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House

I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE

I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.

I do not like green TEAMS and Day

I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY

 

SAY! IN THE SNOW? HERE IN THE SNOW!

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE SNOW?

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?

I DID BEAT THEM in the SNOW

THAT WAS THEIR EXCUSE, DON’T YOU KNOW?

I WOULD BEAT THEM in the RAIN

I WOULD BEAT THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN

IN A TRAIN, IN A TREE,

IN A CAR, YOU WILL SEE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House

I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE

I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.

 

YOU DO NOT LIKE GREEN TEAMS and Day?

I DO NOT LIKE That my hair is GRAY

 

COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A G.O.A.T.?

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?

WHEN I AM DONE, THEY WILL NOT FLOAT

I HAVE BEATEN THEM WITH THE G.O.A.T.!

I DID BEAT THEM in the SNOW

THEY CAN’T STOP ME – DON’T YOU KNOW?

I WOULD BEAT THEM in the RAIN

AND WOULD INFLICT SO MUCH PAIN

IN A TRAIN, IN A TREE,

IN A CAR, YOU WILL SEE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM IN A HORSEHOE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM WEARING BLUE!

I WOULD BEAT THEM in the Big House

I WOULD BEAT THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE

I WOULD BEAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WOULD BEAT THEM ANYWHERE.

 

YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY.

TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY.

TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.

 

IF YOU LET ME BE,

I WILL BEAT THEM. YOU WILL SEE.

SAY!! I DO LIKE GREEN TEAMS AND DAY!

I LIKE TO BEAT THEM IN A BOAT

I LIKED THEM WHEN I BEAT THEM WITH THE G.O.A.T.!

 

I LIKED WHEN I BEAT THEM IN THE RAIN

AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN

AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.

IT IS GLORIOUS ECSTASY, YOU SEE!

 

AND I WILL KEEP BEATING THEM IN THE BIG HOUSE

AND I WILL KEEP BEATING THEM WHEN THEY GROUSE!

I WILL KEEP BEATING THEM HERE AND THERE!

I WILL KEEP BEATING THEM ANYWHERE!

 

AND SO I DO LIKE GREEN TEAMS AND DAY!

AND I AM GLAD MY HAIR GRAY!!!!!

 

Joined: 08/12/2011

MGoPoints: 5749