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12/08/2018 - 4:37pm Red Panda is the best…

Red Panda is the best halftime entertainment I've ever seen. 

12/04/2018 - 3:28pm Bow wow wow

Bow wow wow

12/04/2018 - 3:17pm Another contemporary…

Another contemporary Faustian bargain. The delayed karmic wrath of this one should be fun to witness. 

11/20/2018 - 1:45am The Venn diagram of people…

The Venn diagram of people who love papa j's pies and osu is a perfect circle. 

11/20/2018 - 1:31am Agreed. First started going…

Agreed. First started going to games in '97 and figured, as an eight-year-old child, that Michigan dominance held as an immutable de facto law. osu's rise coinciding with the fear-based gestalt characteristic of the w bush era soon metastisized to shade my time growing up in Toledo a cloudy shade of pessimism.

Sure, during the early aughts, Michigan's teams were fun. Braylon's OT theatrics over msu. Manningham's walk-off catch against psu. (2003 was also generally a great time.)

But living in Toledo as a teenager whose elementary school classmates openly defected from UM fanhood to board a bandwagon populated with the same gray-skinned middle managers and abject rednecks baselessly thirsty for Iraqi blood relegated these otherwise-bright sports moments to a sort of JV status in lieu of the reality that Michigan could not field a football team capable of vanquishing these petty, obnoxious fucks. Petty, obnoxious fucks helmed by individuals whose signature garments respectively comprised a sweater vest and bowtie, no less.

Yes, allow me to corroborate that the hatred runs fiercely in Toledo.