College GameDay (UM/OSU 11/24/18) Sign Ideas Diary

Submitted by JWG Wolverine on November 20th, 2018 at 3:14 AM


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As announced on Saturday (in the least surprising announcement ever), ESPN's College GameDay will be coming to Columbus for The Game.

Although we've all heard the horror stories, and further angering the drunk cooler poopers with probably the one thing worse than M Flag Capes may not be in the best interest of your safety, I'm sure many Michigan fans (including MGoBloggers) will be in a safe large group and ready to invade GameDay. Unfortunately the end of the show will be in the stadium because The Game is at noon and always will be (I don't want that to change though). Maybe we can hope for an extended show like 2016? Regardless, a win is all that really matters.

Whether you're going or not, it's time to start coming up with as many sign ideas as possible. I will not be taking the adventure down to the Toilet Bowl this year, but I highly encourage everyone who does to show up to the show beforehand and use some of the ideas posted here.

There is always one rule to these threads, and that is:

Make sure to clarify whether you are going, and if you will be using that sign, so we don't steal or duplicate signs.

Let the brainstorming begin and GO BLUE!



November 21st, 2018 at 4:08 PM ^

I don't know that "renewal" is the theme we want to be promoting :) 

The obvious replacement is decay - it's appropriate on multiple fronts. It's pretty low-hanging fruit, but something simple like "Urban Decay" over a picture of a crumbling building or run down neighborhood could work pretty well.

I'm sure someone ambitious could work his moral turpitude into that somehow, but I'm too lazy to take in any further.


November 20th, 2018 at 9:04 AM ^

Not going to the game but bored at work:


"I made a sign, but I took Urban's meds and forgot it."


"I don't know who creates a story like that. - OK, Cool. Hook 'Em. T"


"Harbaughtol(TM) - Side effects: fake maladies, loss of memory, and decreased desire to coach football."


"I was gonna make a sign, but Zach Smith started tweeting again. [colbert popcorn pic]"


"Tix to Game: $300

Sex Toys: $2200

Headache Meds: $20

I forgot the rest....."


"Anyone order Urban's post-loss pizza yet? (614) 299-7272  [pic of Urban eating pizza]"



November 20th, 2018 at 9:16 AM ^

I'm not going, but also find it difficult to be witty and TV friendly with the dark behavior that's acceptable in Cbus.

"McDonald's: a Buckeye graduate's first job"

"Buckeyes: driving friends to school since 3rd grade"

"Support a Buckeye - hire a truck driver"

"DJTJ is Trump and Urbz love child"

(not proud of myself with the last one I thought of so self-policing)


November 20th, 2018 at 9:38 AM ^

I'm going but not going to have a sign.


- I had a sign, but Brian Voltolini helped me delete it.

- I was going to make a sign, but I forgot. I frequently have trouble remembering event with which I have had extensive prior experience.

- Don't worry, Urban will have forgotten about this loss by tonight.


November 20th, 2018 at 11:01 AM ^

Greg Schiano's Playbook

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I’m not going. This is a sign that they will allow on TV, it trolls OSU and best of all, you will get agreement from Buckeye fans who are pretty disgruntled with their defensive incompetence and are all blaming Schiano. 

carolina blue

November 20th, 2018 at 11:46 AM ^

I won’t be able to make it, but a buddy of mine and I had an idea to make a banner to roll out in the stadium (like they did “welcome home coach Harbaugh” in 2015) and it would say “Coach Meyer won’t forget this beating!” 


November 20th, 2018 at 2:49 PM ^

Not going.

"You'll will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... except in Urban's staff meetings"

With the requisite Obi Wan pic


November 21st, 2018 at 2:02 PM ^

Not going but I think a script

L  I  A  R  

with urban's face as the dot on the I with a caption: 
"Dotting the I since 2009"


Could also have a picture of fans posing in M gear (WD can loan them some) in the letters of Liar and have the caption "Hang on Sloopy"