MGoVent Your Frustrations Open Thread
So most of us don't want to talk about corching, or the future of the program. I don't either. What I really want to do is scream at someone, or punch someone in the face. Even with the efforts of Profitgoblue, we are not going to be able to stop the corching talk on this forum. So here is an open thread to take out your frustrations. NO TALKING ABOUT CORCHING!!!!
I'll start:
I broke up with my girlfriend last night, she won't stop texting me. Part of me wants to go over there and grudge fuck her, and the other part of me wants to go over there and scream at her. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 1st, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^
Time to find another shitter or just shit at home.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:07 PM ^
shitty.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:15 PM ^
And another shirt.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:08 PM ^
My advice to you is to hold it, or find a public restroom nearby. No one should get shit water on them while doing the deed.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:24 PM ^
Well, I work in a pretty shitty building. The other option is, uh, worse, to say the least. It's rather unfortunate.
I, also, can't go at home, despite my efforts to try that. Sir Schedule just won't allow it.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:29 PM ^
This is just a shitty situation all around.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:32 PM ^
UPDATE: I got through unscathed today. Tis a good day.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:37 PM ^
I hope that you don't have a shitty job. To have one and have to put up with this kind of shit (water) just ain't right.
Something a Spartan or Buckeye should have to put up with, not a fine upstanding Wolverine like yourself.
December 1st, 2010 at 3:08 PM ^
Only temporary. I am stalled in the application process for what will hopefully end up being my career. For now, just raking in some dollars (a small amount of dollars) and getting dripped on.
December 1st, 2010 at 3:32 PM ^
Go to the top floor bathroom.
December 1st, 2010 at 6:22 PM ^
I came to a similar conclusion. That way, you can shit on your co-workers rather than the other way around. Win-win.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:19 PM ^
December 1st, 2010 at 2:22 PM ^
This could be the solution.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:38 PM ^
What I used to hate is when I would be on the brink of needing to take a shit and just deciding I would get up and go make it happen when my office buddy would announce his intention to go do just that. I mean, you can't be all like, "hey, cool, I think I'll join you" even though there are multipe shitters in the same bathroom. Plus you know you have to wait like a solid 15, 20 minutes after he gets back. The usual solution was to wait five and then use the upstairs crapper but you're SOL if they're cleaning it, which they always seem to do right around prime pooping hours.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:55 PM ^
I worked for a year in Angell Hall. I had to pick the times of day (e.g., 9:30, 12:30) when students weren't all over the hallways so that I could avoid having to wait for a stall or share the bathroom with somebody else. And the cleaning crew seemed to set their schedule by my need to take a dump.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:38 PM ^
That is some funny shit.
No pun intended.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:10 PM ^
Do you work in a Turkish prison?
December 1st, 2010 at 2:22 PM ^
Im trying to understand y u just dont use the shitter on top?
December 1st, 2010 at 3:52 PM ^
The building is "shitty". The bathroom in our office space is actually new and fairly nice (aside from the obvious). The public bathrooms in the hallway are disgusting. It is a warehouse-ish type building. Even the one on the top floor. It's worth the risk to take the clean bathroom, than risk syphaghonaherpelaids from the public rest room.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:36 PM ^
This is ridiculous and has me crying. You sir just made my day...
December 1st, 2010 at 1:28 PM ^
What about hitting someone with a bag of diseased cocks?
December 1st, 2010 at 1:41 PM ^
I was arrested for driving drunk. I was way to drunk to drive, but did so anyways.
I rear ended a cop. This is a true story. You guys think I'm dumb on mgo, you should see me in real life.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:53 PM ^
Congrats?
December 1st, 2010 at 1:42 PM ^
I ran 63 miles last month and lost 0 pounds. God is real and he sure don't think too fondly of my fat ass.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:47 PM ^
When you ran did you eat more before or after?
Best way to lose weight is to just try to balance your intake of calories with your output. Sure you burned more calories running than by sitting on the couch - but did you replace those calories by eating more? or did you eat the same as before you ran (or less) and have your body burn fat (stored energy) when you ran?
December 1st, 2010 at 1:52 PM ^
I always picture you as Charles Woodson when i read your posts
December 1st, 2010 at 1:53 PM ^
I looked at the avatar and I was like, you're not fat
December 1st, 2010 at 2:12 PM ^
So you're a somewhat Nordic looking dude?
Do you picture the guys with hot chick pics as the hot chicks, or as college males? I tend to guess they're college males. Hot chicks have better stuff to do with their time.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:19 PM ^
Actually, Mr. Harmon, I am Bob Marley.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:16 PM ^
I have been running a lot as well. 3.4 miles, 5 days a week. I have lost about 18 pounds but seem to be kind of stuck lately. This sucks. I was hoping to lose more weight, move out of my parents house, and meet a girl. I think Michigan has a better chance of going undefeated next season then I do of accomplishing the above feat. So I've got that going for me.......which is nice.
December 1st, 2010 at 6:28 PM ^
Solution: Fat girls.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:05 AM ^
December 1st, 2010 at 1:55 PM ^
As a lifetime Michigan fan I have been to AA plenty of times, but now my job is moving me to Ann Arbor. Any suggestions on affordable and quality apartments? I will be working on the East side of the city so something on that side would be ideal.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:58 PM ^
Congratulations on winning the lottery of life. I envy you.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:00 PM ^
What do you mean by east side of the city? Geddes near campus, or out on Stadium towards Ypsilanti?
December 1st, 2010 at 2:02 PM ^
Towards Yipsi, but by no means do I want to live in Yipsi...
December 1st, 2010 at 2:14 PM ^
My stand-by suggestion is the Old West Side, though.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:04 PM ^
I live in Plymouth right now and it's a lot cheaper than Ann Arbor. Plus, the traffic is almost never bad leaving/entering Ann Arbor.
If you don't mind the 20 minute commute and not having quite the bar scene, than I highly recommend Plymouth.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^
MGoVenting against your fortune. If I could get an awesome job in AA, I would never leave.
You are one lucky... well, you are just plain lucky!
December 1st, 2010 at 1:59 PM ^
Surrounded by a bunch of media assholes, including my ex-boss. Her reaction to seeing me in here was priceless. I would bronze the expression if possible.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:04 PM ^
that douche bags like Nick Fairley can get away with garbage like this and he'll still get a multi-million contract:
What a classless piece of garbage. I hope karma comes back to haunt him.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^
Man that fills me with rage. Arggghhhhhhhhh!
December 1st, 2010 at 2:28 PM ^
he's a class act (the league reference)
December 1st, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^
My wife is only communicating with me via text messages.
My son turns 17 tomorrow. His birthday dinner/celebration ought to be fan-tastic. Maybe we'll all text "Happy Birthday to You" to each other from different rooms in the house.
Where's the Jesus Tap Dancin Chris on a cracker picture when you need it most?
December 1st, 2010 at 2:09 PM ^
Thank you for that. It provided a much needed smile.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:10 PM ^
Eh to slow but you know what, two tap dancing Jesus's are better then one, so he's staying up.