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01/16/2019 - 5:23pm Sounds like a scene from …

Sounds like a scene from “Coming to America.”

01/08/2019 - 11:34am Would they like anyone else?…

Would they like anyone else? Jesus. 

01/07/2019 - 1:40pm Yes, we will do the exact…

Yes, we will do the exact opposite.

01/07/2019 - 1:35pm Can someone take Pep too?

Can someone take Pep too?

Also, the way to beat Mattison is simple: four and five receiver sets out of the gun. Worked against him when we torched Florida.

01/05/2019 - 12:00pm Tale as old as time

Tune as…

Tale as old as time

Tune as old as song

Bittersweet and strange

Finding you can change

Learning you were wrong.

 

Sorry, watching Beauty and Beast with my daughter for the sixth time this week. But I think these lyrics were written about our football team.

 

 

12/31/2018 - 8:21am As I get older it becomes…

As I get older it becomes harder to emotionally invest when adult stuff takes up my time. I still care but football has lost its identity amid the cash grabs, blatant cheating and me mentality. I’ll be back next year, jaded as ever.

12/30/2018 - 11:57am He probably won't be having…

He probably won't be having any sleepovers with Jim in the future.

12/29/2018 - 4:26pm Just returned from my…

Just returned from my anniversary dinner and date.

Didn't catch a second of it and I'm fine. It sounds like typical Michigan bullshit. I just laughed upon seeing the score. The days of this stuff bothering me are fading. It feels good.

12/29/2018 - 11:35am Bye Nordin?

Bye Nordin?

12/28/2018 - 9:02am I plan on skipping the bowl…

I plan on skipping the bowl game and taking my wife to a movie then early dinner for our anniversary. Priorities.

12/26/2018 - 9:40am 1. Crimereporter- I was a…

1. Crimereporter- I was a journalist in my former life. I’m now a 911 dispatcher so it still applies.

2. Karate Kid is my favorite movie.

12/24/2018 - 9:36am Porn, and more porn…

Porn, and more porn. Christmas-themed porn. More porn. And yet, more porn.

12/21/2018 - 6:57pm $. That is all.

$. That is all.

12/20/2018 - 9:23am I don't agree with his…

I don't agree with his decision but to each his own. I wish him well.

12/18/2018 - 3:22pm Fingers crossed. 

Fingers crossed. 

12/18/2018 - 2:21pm I think it speaks volumes…

I think it speaks volumes that a guy like Chase, who, if injured, stands to lose a lot more money than Higdon and still opts to play next week.

My take is I don't want to see these guys on our sidelines Dec. 29. In my line of work you do not abandon your team before the job is done. Just my thoughts.

12/18/2018 - 8:41am Keep it coming.

Keep it coming.

12/17/2018 - 6:12pm Glad I’m starting to…

Glad I’m starting to prioritize other things now so this doesn’t hit as hard. Honestly, whatever. None of this matters anyway.

12/17/2018 - 9:57am Meanwhile, I haven’t heard…

Meanwhile, I haven’t heard of anyone on Florida sitting so this could get ugly.

12/15/2018 - 5:01pm Any idea which Florida…

Any idea which Florida players are sitting?

12/15/2018 - 4:29pm If true, Florida is catching…

If true, Florida is catching a huge break. 

12/11/2018 - 2:29pm It’s over.

It’s over.

12/09/2018 - 10:31am At the end of the day, none…

At the end of the day, none of this matters anyway. 

12/08/2018 - 10:32pm At the end of the day, none…

At the end of the day, none of this matters.

12/08/2018 - 11:36am Urban Meyer is a cunt.

Urban Meyer is a cunt.

12/02/2018 - 4:09pm Lame as shit.

Lame as shit.

12/01/2018 - 5:20pm My wife asked what was wrong…

My wife asked what was wrong as I’m moody today. I’m salty AF that we aren’t playing today and I’m even more pissed because these pricks are blatant cheaters and that is what it will take. I’m just salty.

12/01/2018 - 1:36pm What took so long?

What took so long?

11/24/2018 - 7:04pm My takeaway is we are…

My takeaway is we are destined to wander the jungle with shit in our pants for eternity. Fuck it.

11/24/2018 - 4:28pm Run, run, pass. Repeat.

Run, run, pass. Repeat.

11/24/2018 - 11:54am I’m sick. My stomach is in…

I’m sick. My stomach is in fucking knots. Please win. Everything else is gravy.

11/24/2018 - 11:53am Bryce Harper is dead to me…

Bryce Harper is dead to me now.

11/24/2018 - 11:36am Shit.

Shit.

11/24/2018 - 10:58am Thought he had the flu?

Thought he had the flu?

11/24/2018 - 10:27am Cunts.

Cunts.

11/24/2018 - 10:12am I want to fast forward 6…

I want to fast forward 6 hours so I know the result.

Starting to feel gastrointestinal distress from my anxiety.  Not today, mud butt!

11/24/2018 - 8:52am I’m watching Moana with my 3…

I’m watching Moana with my 3-year-old for the 5th time this week. I’m starting to find hidden messages throughout.

Michigan will board that boat and restore the heart of Bo today. Die giant lava monster.

11/24/2018 - 8:41am Raj, I’ve been there. I’m 36…

Raj, I’ve been there. I’m 36, and there is no worse feeling from misjudging a fart and shitting yourself.

You summed it perfectly. This program has been wandering the jungle with shit stains the last 14 years. We need to flush these demons today.

11/23/2018 - 4:01pm I’m scared guys. The weekly…

I’m scared guys. The weekly pregame, nervous shits started yesterday. Thanks, IBS!

Anyway, I think this is our year but I’m hesitant because of weather, playing at the Shoe and Chase’s status. This feels different from 2016.

Eventually we have to start winning these fucking games again. Let’s start tomorrow. Everything else is gravy. Don’t make my mud butt be in vain.

11/23/2018 - 10:32am Let’s fucking go! I want to…

Let’s fucking go! I want to punch a Buckeye.

11/22/2018 - 11:56am Was about to say the same…

Was about to say the same thing.

11/20/2018 - 10:15am Looks like Wilson was going…

Looks like Wilson was going to be wide open on that Eubanks TD as well. Great play design.

11/17/2018 - 9:24pm Holding... a lot.

Holding... a lot.

11/17/2018 - 8:57pm I just want to know what it…

I just want to know what it takes for our defense to get holding called against the opposing oline. There were two blatant holds on that 4th down.

11/17/2018 - 7:28am Shit.

Shit.

11/11/2018 - 10:27am Ask earlier but anyone know…

Ask earlier but anyone know where to get that hoodie?

11/10/2018 - 9:19pm Not sure why, but this felt…

Not sure why, but this felt like a non conference cupcake carelessly scheduled amid our conference schedule. My initial reaction was ho hum but in reality we kept it simple and had our way. I’ll take the W.

11/10/2018 - 6:41pm Any reason?

Any reason?

11/06/2018 - 10:40am Where can I get that hoodie…

Where can I get that hoodie Harbaugh is wearing?

11/05/2018 - 1:56pm Personally,  I am thrilled…

Personally,  I am thrilled with the beatings. Mercy is for the weak.

Here, on the streets, and in competition,  a man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.