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09/22/2018 - 1:17pm Holy shit snacks. I’m ready…

Holy shit snacks. I’m ready to eat crow.

09/21/2018 - 3:10pm Save yourself the stress and…

Save yourself the stress and don’t visit the page. It’s very toxic.

09/21/2018 - 2:03pm 27-13 Nebraska. Something…

27-13 Nebraska. Something hasn’t felt right this week. BPONE.

09/19/2018 - 6:53pm Cobra Kai never dies.

Cobra Kai never dies.

09/19/2018 - 5:34pm That's from Karate Kid. Get…

That's from Karate Kid. Get the montage right!

09/15/2018 - 9:29pm My dude. 

My dude. 

09/15/2018 - 7:51pm Missed a lot of it live …

Missed a lot of it live (getting my ass kicked at 911 com center), but Shea looked pretty good. Big hot take. Will look forward to highlights.

09/03/2018 - 3:19pm I did not watch one second…

I did not watch one second from this game and I’m fine.

I read a recap the following morning before shift and it went how I expected. I guess I’m in this pit Brian references.

The last 10 years have worn me down so much that I am trying to distance myself from any emotional investment. Family kept checking on me Sunday, and were shocked by my calmness and disconnect. I guess they expected me to sulk and stress about it like I always did. No more. 

08/31/2018 - 2:47pm Thoughts and prayers, Urban.

Thoughts and prayers, Urban.

08/30/2018 - 10:07am Run, Higdon, gain of 1.

Run, Higdon, gain of 1.

08/27/2018 - 2:14pm I’m in the same boat as…

I’m in the same boat as Brian.

This week doesn’t have the same optimistic, fall-is-in-the-air feel of years past. I won’t go over again why I’m so cynical but I have other plans Saturday. Good luck friends.

08/24/2018 - 6:26pm Thoughts and prayers, Urban.

Thoughts and prayers, Urban.

08/24/2018 - 2:01am Thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts and prayers.

08/23/2018 - 12:43pm I’m already suffering from…

I’m already suffering from acute burnout and trauma from life as a 911 dispatcher so yesterday’s ruling was expected. 

I’m not the same die-hard who joined this blog nearly 10 years ago.

I’m jaded and mentally tired. In other words, a cynical asshole whose wife doesn’t even recognize certain days. I know football season is literally around the corner but I find it difficult to give a shit honestly. The powerful become more powerful, and evil and deceit thrive. 

I just don’t know anymore guys.


08/09/2018 - 1:38pm Wait and see mode. Heard…

Wait and see mode. Heard this for years.


07/31/2018 - 9:49pm 8-4, possibly 7-5.

OL is…

8-4, possibly 7-5.

OL is unproven, and our defense can only do so much. Team is more talented than last year but schedule does us no favors. Not trying to troll, just not very confident. 

07/28/2018 - 4:52pm Six.

Record versus rivals…


Record versus rivals is Hokeesque. Still on the fence this year given the schedule and lack of an OL. 

07/17/2018 - 9:14pm Visiting less. The new…

Visiting less. The new format, in addition to the shitty season, has really allowed me to focus on the important in life. 

I’m not really excited for football season like years past, and I think it’s going to be another struggle on the field. I’m in a wait and see mode basically.


05/31/2018 - 2:05pm 7-5

I'm pessimistic until further notice. Best case 8-4 or 9-3.

03/28/2018 - 5:29pm Not good

But I’m still going to be playing as them in Mlb The Show franchise.

02/15/2018 - 2:56pm Oh shit

Johnny you're a cream puff!

02/14/2018 - 12:47pm In a word...

In a word: shit-tay.

02/07/2018 - 10:50am Can't blame him

Ohio State has an exciting offense. Ours, not even close.

01/13/2018 - 4:56pm CM Life

CM Life is the student newspaper at Cmu.

12/30/2017 - 6:10pm PC Principal

PC Principal. Yes!

11/25/2017 - 9:12am As Bronn always said

You can't fix a cunt.

11/05/2017 - 9:54am Try

They will have it posted today.

11/04/2017 - 11:21pm Real sorry man

I'm a Wal-mart Wolverine too. But we all bleed Maize and Blue. He's up there with Bo watching the game and smiling. May you and his family find peace.

10/24/2017 - 2:40pm Hey Dave, not sure if this is directed at me

I missed the MSU game because I was visiting my parents in Knoxville and I attended a comic con earlier with my father. And PSU, well, I spent time with the family and then worked. I love Michigan football. I love it to unhealthy levels.

But I also have enough stress working as a 911 dispatcher at a big comm center. I work a lot. And I'm finding time spent with my little girl instead of watching football helps ease so much of that unhealthy obsession. If that makes me a bandwagon fan so be it.

10/24/2017 - 12:26pm Thanks

I'm coping with it by spending Saturdays (when I'm not working) with my wife and 2-year-old daughter. I didn't see any live snaps from MSU and PSU and it helps. Life is too short to be sulking about this shit.

10/23/2017 - 2:17pm Forgive me, I missed the game

So I missed the game altogether and saw the box score later. Did our defense get stuck in the hotel elevator prior to kickoff? I figured it was a loss going in, and thus was not upset about having to miss it, but wtf?

10/13/2017 - 3:15pm I'll say it again

What a waste of an elite defense.

10/12/2017 - 2:43pm What a waste

What a waste of an elite defense. It continues to befuddle me how the OL is this bad when they practice against one of the best DL's weekly.

09/24/2017 - 1:49pm Thanks

I see it now. For whatever reason when I posted I did not see the GIF above. Hammer down.

09/24/2017 - 1:44pm Question

I keep hearing about the Purdue coach throwing a chair but missed it. Someone please enlighten me what happened. Thanks.

09/16/2017 - 7:12pm Guy is legit

He was Higdon's coach

09/09/2017 - 3:42pm To summarize:

Sludge fart.

09/02/2017 - 8:56pm Dude... that defense

Even our young playmakers looked like future studs. Very impressed with the discipline and quicks of our defense. Beastly.

09/02/2017 - 8:44pm More Isaac please

Guy was an X Factor.

09/02/2017 - 8:18am I'm ready

Let's go.

09/01/2017 - 3:44pm 8-4 or 9-3

Too many variables and we are an injury or two away from disaster at certain positions. Either way, we're in good hands.

08/31/2017 - 11:30am Huh

I read this subject header as the Gators had an emergency team meeting.

08/30/2017 - 8:52am Hey Jordan

Here's my credit card number...

08/28/2017 - 2:21pm Lame

Looks like a mix of WVU and Cal. It worked out so well the last time we rolled out clown uniforms at Jerry World.

01/09/2017 - 6:22pm Excellent news

Very excited about this hire.

01/05/2017 - 3:08pm Welp

At least now we can focus our energy on this Chick Fila guy.

01/05/2017 - 12:53pm Ah, fellow students of John Kreese

I'm pretty sure Kirby Smart follows the teachings of Terry Silver, though.

01/05/2017 - 11:44am No, but

The coaches probably like this stuff as it adds to their Cobra Kai mentality. 

01/05/2017 - 11:17am That's messed up

I used to like Georgia. Now that Smart has taken over, I hate them.

01/05/2017 - 9:47am Apology accepted