BigBlue02

April 6th, 2018 at 9:32 AM ^

Michigan State is definitely as helpless as everyone here says. They can have a national title in basketball and hockey and they are still MSU, the rape enabling shithole that doesn’t care if their students attend gang nerd beat downs or if their starting running back gives one of their own hockey players brain damage as long as they are winning at sports. MSU is a waste of space and should be burned to the ground with another, less shitty university built in its place

stephenrjking

April 6th, 2018 at 12:45 AM ^

What's a choke? A choke is a bad performance when an average performance will do. Michigan has rarely done that in the tournament. In fact, for years they never failed to advance to a quarterfinal. Their impressive record of Frozen Four appearances speaks to how well they perform, not how badly. Do you know how many plinko overtime losses Michigan has suffered? Do you know the significance of Fort Wayne? Do you think Michigan was below standard in 2011?

ak47

April 6th, 2018 at 12:46 AM ^

Yeah I’m sure when someone thinks 2007 hockey they’ll focus on nobody thinking MSU was good and not the national championship they won. In baseball would you rather be the marlins with multiple World Series since 2000 or the tigers who made everyone think they were a contender every year only to never win. If you told me that Michigan would win the 2013 title but miss the tournament after that 5 straight years I’d have taken that deal in a heartbeat

ShittyPlaceKicker

April 6th, 2018 at 12:43 AM ^

Yeah, the second I criticize an element of any of the athletic programs here and give Sparty credit I get negged into oblivion and get told by people like you to “go root for them” cause they don’t like listening to negative commentary. Fans are allowed to gripe from time to time, and after witnessing a collapse in two major sports in one week I think I’ve earned that right for this evening.

CanadianMamba

April 6th, 2018 at 1:51 AM ^

I'm just unsure of why the recentness of a national championship is your measure of success.  Yes, I understand the argument with actual hardware.  But something comparable to that is the entire 90's and early 2000's UM football teams that were great and won big ten titles but didn't win the ships.  Were they terrible teams?  I think taking into context both of the teams this year and where they started at, the talent they had on their roster, and their performance through the first 1/3 or 1/2 of the season, they finished amazingly.  I am damn proud of these teams for how much they overachieved.

Nova was the CLEAR #1 team this year and hell, ND was the #1 team in hockey for most of the year.  In these one-game tournaments, a certain degree of luck is needed, especially in sports compared to football (like bball/hockey) where a smaller number of player can so adversely affect a certain game (e.g. Spike Albrecht, Luke Hancock) in a single game.  If I lost it every time a UM won/lost close a game in my fandom (starting PSU game 2005), I probably would have lost it by now and probably be in an insane asylum if I went by your measurement of success and win/loss reaction.  These teams played amazing this year and we should relish in how well they played (2 banners for bball, 1 for hockey) rather than be so caught up in their shortcomings because I personally think focusing so much on your team's shortcomings without giving them credit is like being the Indians fan in Major League

LSAClassOf2000

April 6th, 2018 at 8:12 AM ^

You know, it's hard for me to reconcile any statement that you are in fact a fan of Michigan with steaming hot (shit) takes like many of your comments in this thread. I mean, bandwagon fan, sure....

It's fine to be disappointed, and yes, two heartbreakers in one week sucks, but comments like this? Please, spare us your feigned passion and hollow emotionalism.

pkatz

April 6th, 2018 at 12:45 AM ^

Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck!

ST3

April 6th, 2018 at 11:25 AM ^

That guy is clearly a Spartan, right? Green shirt, swinging his schwanz around like it's the only thing that matters in this world. My only question is should we call him Nassar, Strampel, Izzo, Engler or Dantonio.

Sam1863

April 6th, 2018 at 5:48 AM ^

The Muppet Show ran in the late 70's/early 80's. It was famous for broad comedy, absurdist humor, great writing, endearing characters, and some of the biggest names in entertainment as guest stars. It was so popular that it spawned numerous movies and TV specials, and remains a beloved piece of TV history 40 years later - which is of course why the clips get used here whenever Something Really Good Happens.

So what's the opposite of The Muppets?

Something from the same era, but something so bad, so unfunny, and so lacking in charm that it made you want to shatter the screen with an ashtray. A loathsome piece of excrement that falls into the "Kill It With Fire!" category, and remains a benchmark of how hideous television can be.

May I suggest "The Brady Bunch Hour" or "Pink Lady and Jeff?"

(If you're too young to recognize these shows, I envy you. I really do.)

Squad16

April 6th, 2018 at 12:25 AM ^

Couldn't really script that to be more brutal if you wanted to, but still a fantastic season. 

Fuck Notre Dame. For the love of God, Harbaugh, please get your first big win in South Bend.