OT - Ohio man tries to have sex with car
This is absolutely ridiculous. Another fantastic story about the quality coming out of the worst state ever;
https://cdanews.com/2016/08/ohio-man-arrested-for-allegedly-having-sex-…;
August 18th, 2016 at 10:09 AM ^
Meth?
August 18th, 2016 at 10:13 AM ^
Not even once.
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On Bob and Tom this morning they said he passed out in a neighbor's yard afterwards and the cops came and picked him up.
August 18th, 2016 at 11:28 AM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 1:18 PM ^
That was my first thought too!
August 19th, 2016 at 7:22 AM ^
August 18th, 2016 at 10:10 AM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 10:10 AM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 1:40 PM ^
Dude, Florida or Ohio? is a longstanding game of which state engages in the most creative buffoonery, this rivalry is at least as old as UM-OSU and is almost as compelling.
August 18th, 2016 at 9:51 PM ^
had sex with his car in 2009 he would have been a Michigan Man?
August 18th, 2016 at 10:12 AM ^
I've seen some sexy cars in my day, but never a sexy van!
August 18th, 2016 at 10:19 AM ^
Now I have!
August 18th, 2016 at 10:53 AM ^
couldn't you have at least found a female van?
August 18th, 2016 at 11:04 AM ^
Stop shoving your heterosexuality in our faces!
/s
August 18th, 2016 at 2:28 PM ^
August 18th, 2016 at 10:12 AM ^
Did the perp have a buckstache?
The link isn't opening for me.
August 18th, 2016 at 10:12 AM ^
August 18th, 2016 at 10:13 AM ^
Common people. Who amoung us, if answering honestly, hasn't at least once in their life looked lustingly at their car and thought "damn - look at the tailpipe....I wish I could have some of that."
Glass houses people. Glass houses.
August 18th, 2016 at 11:04 AM ^
Yeah. I actually read the article. He wasn't taking the van from behind. He was going at it "full frontal."
Hot grills. Who can resist em?
August 18th, 2016 at 11:08 AM ^
August 18th, 2016 at 10:15 AM ^
Was it a Mercury Mistress?
August 18th, 2016 at 10:17 AM ^
August 18th, 2016 at 10:42 AM ^
Ford Probe
August 18th, 2016 at 10:49 AM ^
Perhaps a Cougar?
August 18th, 2016 at 12:03 PM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 10:20 AM ^
Straight A student as well.
August 18th, 2016 at 10:22 AM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 10:23 AM ^
Are we 100% sure this isn't from Florida?
August 18th, 2016 at 10:23 AM ^
When caught, did he also say, "I mean, I play quarterback at Ohio State. You know what I'm saying? Man. Uhh, man. Officer, there's nothing you can do? There's nothing you can do?"
August 18th, 2016 at 10:29 AM ^
Definitely an Ohio thing...
Ohio guy making l'amour with an inflatable pink raft
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/02/man-arrested-in-ohio-for-_n_94…
Another Ohio guy doing the dirty with a picnic table
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/03/28/man-faces-charges-for-having-se…
August 18th, 2016 at 2:31 PM ^
August 18th, 2016 at 10:29 AM ^
no politics
August 18th, 2016 at 10:31 AM ^
all along. Is the car pregnant? That must have been a sight you could never unsee.
August 18th, 2016 at 11:27 PM ^
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At least motor vehicles don't squirm around like farm animals.
August 18th, 2016 at 10:48 AM ^
Apparently there's video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G33N3dsbTcM
Well, at least his shirt is read. close enough, lol
August 18th, 2016 at 11:36 AM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 2:21 PM ^