I went to a wedding about ten years ago where the bride had been with each of the four groomsmen. More from dating than a hook-up, and everyone was 100% relaxed about it in the wedding party.
It was still odd to see that group as the wedding party. A juvenile part of me (i.e., most of me) wanted to suggest that the groom was entitled to a victory lap through the bridesmaids if they were willing - because fair's fair. In a rare act of discretion, I kept that thought to myself and to my wife, who already knows I'm a moron.
...but the groom should save some energy for his bride on the wedding night.
For anyone who says there's no God, I say there is one and he has a helluva sense of humor.
Also, phrasing.
That's why God made anal sex
Wife - I'm on my period.
Me - Your butt isn't.
get thee to a nunnery!
*maroon
Pretty funny you should say that, when one of my best friends marries his fiancee, 5 out of the 6 groomsmen including me have all been with her before they started dating. On one hand I think its wierd if i think about it but to be honest it doest really come up.
the pass around girl? Nice catch.
Sloppy sixths
lol ya she's just alwyas been "around and available" you could say.
were poorly endowed and were crap in bed.
glorious sunshine this last week, continuing over the weekend.
farming in full swing right now
and chicks are everywhere....
have a great weekend
I bring the family up for a working vacation? Little stall cleaning would do them some good!
you missed on mucking out the hen house, but we have to repair all the chicken tractors and counltess other chores. and it's turkey season, so bring your shotgun too.
and chicks are everywhere....
Fixed it.
What is with women and that hand on hip pose?
I kinda like it.
Hand on the hip, turn to the side, and stick your boobs out for the photo.
Like I said, I kinda like it.
My wife & her friends call it a sorority pose, but claim that it's to save the woman on the end of the picture from having an "awkward arm" (or an arm that looks "fat") in the photo (random photo from google images)
couldn't you find any wearing maize and blue?
I didn't have enough time.
It's OK though, they all look the same in the dark.
with a banner up in the barn that says, 'those who stay will be champions!'
I am not going into work today!
Stand up to the Man!
On mobile so can't screenshot and post properly, but thought this is necessary to share: https://www.instagram.com/p/BFl_nPplaBZ/
or i will be disappointed.
Let's do it.
All moved in the new home. Closed the sale of the old home yesterday. Feel like a relaxing weekend, no more trips back and forth.
It's a shame that I kind of have to be in the office today when it is a cloudless, sunny morning, but until they fix the problem and pay me to stay away from the building rather than inhabit it, those are the sorts of situations that I am face with on a near-daily basis at this time of the year. No matter, I am leaving early today to get the kids from school and then I think we'll kick off the weekend with pizza night.
for my daughter (junior in HS). I just emailed the school to give her an early release. It's the last Friday at work for the wife (teacher) and she is getting home early, too. I'm working from home, so the beer and BBQ will start early.
Happy Friday!!
for all of us.
what was that address again....?
Lets have an awsome Friday
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