MGoCereal Vote
I'm mad I missed the cereal debate yesterday so I'm injecting myself into it now.
Pretty simple. Click the link, choose "other" , and type in your favorite cereal and I'll count up all the horrible misspelled results and post them here after 24 hours or something to find out what the official BESTCEREALEVER is.
http://goo.gl/xmXMAF
No rules. If you want to get on the Cap'n Crunch Erotica subreddit and rally for votes, that's fine. If you cheat on an online poll about breakfast cereal, that says a lot about you.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:18 PM ^
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November 10th, 2015 at 2:20 PM ^
I forgot about those. Yum.
I think I eat way too much cereal for a grown man. Whole milk only, like a boss.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:55 PM ^
I'm a grown man and don't consider cereal for kids only. It's just food...delicious food at that. I seriously cut back on how much cereal I eat because the ones I like are loaded with sugar, but every now and then I get about five boxes on a grocery store trip.
November 10th, 2015 at 3:17 PM ^
a caucasion male in my mid thirties from the midwest with brownish blond hair, blue eyes, about 6'1, 210, and I really have to agree that cereal is for grown up as well. Raisen Bran never gets old.
November 10th, 2015 at 3:45 PM ^
As you forgot to enter shoe size, adidas or Nike, marital status, whether you have kids (and then their ages and whether they're in private or public school) and lastly, whether your countertops are granite or not.
November 10th, 2015 at 3:54 PM ^
12.5 (I know, right?!), Samba, palygamous, 14 (confirmed) children - all of them 8 year olds, home schooled. And, yeah dude, granite. Totally granite.
November 10th, 2015 at 5:43 PM ^
But he complained that his family took them for granite.
November 10th, 2015 at 6:02 PM ^
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November 10th, 2015 at 2:22 PM ^
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
THE MONEY FAUCET RIGHT HERE.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:35 PM ^
As of right now Reeses puffs would be winning if everyone spelled it the same
November 10th, 2015 at 2:43 PM ^
Haven't seen MeanJoe today, but his and Blake O'Neill's favorite is
I think it contains real bits of koala.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:57 PM ^
Well, to be fair, you didn't spell it correctly either, mate. There is an apostrophe in the name.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:41 PM ^
November 10th, 2015 at 2:18 PM ^
Because it is fact that the best cereal is a tie between Grape Nuts, Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Apple Jacks and Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:31 PM ^
I remember making my mom buy that when I was a kid, as I liked both grapes and nuts.
She told me that I wouldn't like it, but I was adamant that it was going to be delicious.
Boy was I pissed when I found out that box was full of gravel. To mom's credit, she didn't make me eat all of it. I think she was too busy laughing at my disgust and disappointment.
/Frosted Flakes and Sugar Smacks FTW
November 10th, 2015 at 2:33 PM ^
Whole milk + sugar
Incubate at room temp overnight
enjoy in the morning (still crunchy too)
November 10th, 2015 at 3:34 PM ^
November 10th, 2015 at 3:47 PM ^
Science terminology creeps its way into my every day interactions. Many times i get the WTF stare of confusion.
November 10th, 2015 at 5:58 PM ^
______bate overnight
November 10th, 2015 at 5:38 PM ^
I love Grape Nuts but it gives me heartburn. Only food I know of that does it. The struggle is real.
The only correct answer to OP's question is, obviously, Cracklin' Oat Bran.
November 10th, 2015 at 3:02 PM ^
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November 10th, 2015 at 3:53 PM ^
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November 10th, 2015 at 5:35 PM ^
November 10th, 2015 at 3:41 PM ^
Definitely a big shout out to Grape-nuts, the king of cereals. For those of you without a mountain of chest hair, throw some raisins in there like I do. Gives it a little bit of sweetness and chewiness, which balances out the crunch.
Added bonus of Grape-nuts is they could keep you satiated until dinner, whereas all these sugar cereals can't even tide you over til lunch.
November 10th, 2015 at 4:36 PM ^
for 30 seconds, all good
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November 11th, 2015 at 12:12 AM ^
of brown sugar before nuking - heaven!
November 10th, 2015 at 2:34 PM ^
This fits in the same category as Honeycomb and Fruity Pebbles.
Excellent tasting, yet it gets way too soggy before you can finish the bowl. Automatic disqualification.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:35 PM ^
If you can't finish a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch before it gets soggy, I don't know how you can make it through life. Knowing that there are people out there who suffer like this makes me sad.
November 10th, 2015 at 3:59 PM ^
Please, don't feel sad. I like to both chew my cereal, and have the capacity to breathe while eating said bowl of cereal. Both options are not available when eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch (and the other cereals in this category). You basically go with one or the other then race to the finish. I like to enjoy/taste/breathe when I eat cereal, so it's out of the running.
Though the tastiness of CTC is not in question, it is only crunchy for ~18 seconds before it rapidly descends into an amorphus cinnamon tasting thixotropic colloid.
There is a veritable plethora of cereal options out there that allow me more than 46 seconds of time to eat the bowl before it turns to mush.
November 10th, 2015 at 4:32 PM ^
you get my vote for vocab word of the day
November 10th, 2015 at 2:41 PM ^
It's even better when it gets soggy....at that point you have cinnamon flavored milk.
November 10th, 2015 at 3:55 PM ^
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November 10th, 2015 at 2:46 PM ^
Fruity Pebbles still my all time favorite.
November 10th, 2015 at 3:16 PM ^
November 10th, 2015 at 2:58 PM ^
I prefer it when it gets soggy, especially Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles.
Also, French Toast Crunch is better than Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
November 10th, 2015 at 3:35 PM ^
Absolutely not. That is just gross
November 10th, 2015 at 2:20 PM ^
because obviously otherwise there is no point that is the best cereal.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:21 PM ^
*w/ strawberries...then yes
November 10th, 2015 at 2:21 PM ^
I voted for Grape Nuts, because I hate fun.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:24 PM ^
No grapes. No nuts. Would somebody please explain this?
November 10th, 2015 at 2:27 PM ^
VALUE. Not only is it the only cereal to create a feeling of actual fullness, but the box will literally last your entire lifetime. You can get a cow producing milk exclusively for your first box of Grape Nuts and it will eventually die after a long and healthy life before the box is empty. Needs a heaping spoon of sugar per bowl though.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:32 PM ^
you had better let that shit soak in the milk for a few hours before you try to eat it or you'll be replacing some dental work.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:35 PM ^
man I love Grape Nuts . . . .
November 10th, 2015 at 2:37 PM ^
did that double post? Christ . . . .
November 10th, 2015 at 3:06 PM ^
Only a problem if you're watching TV and can't hear shit over that satisfying crunch.
November 10th, 2015 at 2:43 PM ^
Had to vote twice to give some love to Grape Nuts.
Give me grape nuts and a couple spoonfuls of sugar and I'm a happy man.
November 10th, 2015 at 6:00 PM ^
November 10th, 2015 at 2:22 PM ^
there is a bias towards cinamon toast crunch already