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09/21/2018 - 7:11pm (No subject)


03/28/2018 - 6:08pm I didn't finish this but I

I didn't finish this because I got bored, but here you go!

03/16/2018 - 12:43pm (No subject)

02/06/2018 - 6:25pm From the piece:   I have

From the piece:

I have neither the interest nor the capability to prognosticate how an increase in Michigan’s FT% would translate to how their offense works or how games would have been affected in the big-picture, but I did think it would be interesting to take a look at how end-game FT shooting affected the outcomes in Michigan’s closest games.

Attempting to discern how being a better FT shooting team might affect Charles Matthews's aggressiveness etc. is beyond my skillset, and trying to figure out how made free throws from, like, the first half of a game would affect the end game seems impossible and pointless.

If you want just a bland overview of how being a D1 average FT shooting team would affect Michigan's scoring independently of game situation, it comes out to something a little bit more than 1 point per game.

12/11/2017 - 9:36am (No subject)

11/19/2017 - 12:35pm There is no doubt he is the

There is no doubt he is the top contributor here alphabetically.

11/07/2017 - 11:55pm Jack in the Box impressed me

Jack in the Box impressed me by receiving 18 votes for the worst chain(#10 overall) while not receiving a single vote for best.

11/07/2017 - 11:35pm  




10/06/2017 - 7:21pm (No subject)

10/03/2017 - 8:42pm (No subject)

05/03/2017 - 2:09pm I can think of one. 

I can think of one. 


04/30/2017 - 9:29pm I always liked Proto Man when

I always liked Proto Man when I was a kid. I changed his color scheme since red and gray wouldn't go over well here.

01/24/2017 - 12:06pm (No subject)

12/27/2016 - 12:50am (No subject)

12/02/2016 - 3:00pm (No subject)

11/05/2016 - 1:15pm Pixy Stix received single

Pixy Stix received single vote in the most overrated poll and no mention elsewhere.

11/05/2016 - 12:45pm Toothbrush got a single vote.

Toothbrush got a single vote. Dental Floss got a couple as well.

11/04/2016 - 2:43pm I understand that the turtle

I understand that the turtle scatbacks might bebop their way to some yards, but I expect the redzone D to remain rocksteady. On O, I expect Speight to shred their DBs mercilessly and their line to splinter under the pressure of our running game. Something something Krang.

11/01/2016 - 7:44pm (No subject)

11/01/2016 - 3:53pm The only time I ever got a

The only time I ever got a full size candy bar was from a young professional looking dude. Receiving a full-size candy bar didn't even seem like it was an option. He might as well have given me a gold brick.

I was so dumbfounded when he dropped it in my bag that I failed to thank him. He responded to my slack-jawed silence by somewhat glibly asking me if I wanted more. I stammered out a "n-no thank you" and felt bad about it for a long time.

Didn't feel bad about that Payday though. I didn't even want to open it, I felt like it belonged in a museum.

11/01/2016 - 3:39pm It says, "I value my own

It says, "I value my own opinion so much that I must resort to chicanery to convince others that the opinion is more common than it actually is."


btw you're totally right about Peanut Butter M&Ms, best variety by far.

09/16/2016 - 6:13pm I care about your fantasy

I care about your fantasy team, Ace.  When MGoBlog finally expands into fantasy football coverage and analysis maybe I'll finally start to read some of the stuff you guys post.

09/16/2016 - 5:17pm Instead of shopping arrows

Instead of shopping arrows into the UFR images you should arrange for arrows to appear in real time for the RBs to follow.

09/15/2016 - 9:47pm One things for sure, he will

One things for sure, he will absolutely wind up starting for Cincinnati in 7 years.

09/06/2016 - 12:42pm  

Also, Denard Robinson


Also, Denard Robinson Cook dropped the spout of a French press full of tea on my now very blue toe. I am day to day.


I guess you'll have to learn to type with your fingers.

08/29/2016 - 11:32am   I can do this, I thought.


I can do this, I thought. I can be competent enough to attract a live human female.


08/25/2016 - 9:54pm I made this dumb video for nothing basically.

08/25/2016 - 3:23pm The question is whether he is

The question is whether he is bullying Ace into trashing freshmen directly, or just changing the content of the pieces after Ace submits them.

Either way, bad form.

07/20/2016 - 12:35pm Hopefully he avoids any

Hopefully he avoids any injuries, especially seasing-ending ones.

07/20/2016 - 11:18am  Probably not anyone we


Probably not anyone we would be happy depriving a class of 2017 recruit a spot for, but you never know.

07/20/2016 - 12:37am Class of 2017 so plenty of

Class of 2017 so plenty of room as you can see courtesy of umhoops

Obviously could still take a grad transfer, and even potentially a class of 2016 guy.

As for who fills those spots...

07/12/2016 - 1:57pm "Twinkle Twinkle Little Poop"

"Twinkle Twinkle Little Poop" is a smash hit in our household in the key 2-4 year old demographic.

07/12/2016 - 1:44pm Two mostly unrelated ways we

Two mostly unrelated ways we tried to be responsible parents for our son(4) and daughter(2):

1. Teaching our children the anatomical names for genitalia instead of euphemisms in hopes that they are the only kids in their first health class that don't laugh at the word "penis".

2. Teaching them that the only people that can touch their privates are themselves and us.

Result: My daughter screaming "DON'T TOUCH MY BULVA!" at strangers in the supermarket.

06/29/2016 - 2:55pm (No subject)

06/21/2016 - 9:24pm Blame source image guy for

Blame source image guy for having his head turned.

06/21/2016 - 4:03pm (Delteated)


06/21/2016 - 4:03pm Agreed


06/14/2016 - 4:35pm Most players wore gloves but


Most players wore gloves but Hall didn't. I think he could curl his fingers over mine. I am running out of usefulness obviously so I'll move on.

Seth's scouting report comes dangerously close to becoming Seth's romance novel.


06/11/2016 - 10:15pm #Actually In Generation 1

#Actually In Generation 1 pokemon can continue to accrue stat experience after level 100 thanks to the Box Trick.  There isn't any reason Mewtwo can't maximize its stats just like a low level Mew could.

Plus you have to exploit the game to get a Mew of any level, so there isn't any reason you couldn't use an exploit to get a low level Mewtwo.

06/11/2016 - 9:57pm  Yeah Mew is way better


Yeah Mew is way better because it can learn epic TM moves like Water Gun or whatever.

Also Gen 1 is garbage.

06/10/2016 - 2:46pm I think Cain is '17

I think Cain is '17

04/19/2016 - 1:38pm (No subject)

04/12/2016 - 1:03pm via GIPHY


03/31/2016 - 5:09pm I always thought Jarrod Uthoff

I always thought Jarrod Uthoff looked a bit like Stanley Spadowski.


03/30/2016 - 5:54pm (No subject)

03/30/2016 - 11:15am I agree that if Albrecht

I agree that if Albrecht comes back it needs to be with the understanding that Simpson will have the keys to this offense for 3 years and he needs minutes.  

However, if I'm Spike and I have the option of being UM's 4th guard or grad transferring to somewhere that NEEDS me, it's not even a decision worth considering.

03/24/2016 - 12:37pm (No subject)

03/24/2016 - 12:32pm Any version of the story "The

Any version of the "The Little Match Girl" where the girl dies.

03/17/2016 - 5:22pm Bonzie Colson has a chance to

Bonzie Colson has a chance to be the 2nd best Bonzi(e) to ever play for a school in Indiana.

02/24/2016 - 11:42pm You're right it was dumb, my

You're right it was dumb, my bad. It must have been the blizzard.


Wow! There have been a lot of blizzards up there this year!