The Case For Ron Zook

Submitted by Paps on

As Michigan potentially looks for a new coach, many of football's greatest minds are being thrown into the discussion.  Les Miles, Mike Gundy, Jim Harbaugh, and many others like them are being mentioned with regards to a potential coaching vacancy.  But I want to present to the Michigan faithful why I believe Ron Zook is the best candidate for the Michigan job.

Born in Ohio - It takes one to beat one, and having a true Ohioan as the head coach would surely give us a great advantage against our biggest rival, plus any Ohio-Based MAC schools that happen to fall in our path.

Exciting Games - Zook coached Illinois when Michigan beat them in 3OTs, 67-65.  That was the most exciting game ever, and he could bring that excitement back to the big house.

Not enough men on the field! Zook is the special teams coordinator with the Green Bay Packers.  We consistently struggle with punt formations and getting all 11 guys on the field for special teams.  He would bring valuable special teams insight that we surely need.

Green Bay Packers - Ron Zook is currently employed by the Green Bay Packers.  They are an NFL team, and could beat any college team in the country.  If a team that’s better than a college team is smart enough to hire Ron Zook, then we would be foolish not to have him as our coach. It's the transitive property.

Hoke only has one “O” in his name. Ron Zook has 3 "O's" in his name. This clearly means that Zook is 3 times more dedicated to Offense - which also starts with an O - than Hoke is.

All the best teams are in the SEC. Everyone knows that.  Ron Zook coached at Florida.  Florida is in the SEC.  The teams in the SEC have this thing called "SEC SPEED".  Having been an assistant and a head coach in the SEC, Zook knows how to recruit and coach SEC SPEED.  Having such SPEED at a school in the Big Ten would shock the nation.

Zook has taken a team to the Rose Bowl more recently than any Michigan team.  He knows how to get to the big game.

It’s all about the money: He is underrated, and we wont have to pay him a lot to come here, and he's most probably looking for a job in the college football world.  We need somebody to fill that job. It's a win-win for both parties, and helping people is what this is all really about.

 

These are the reasons I think Ron Zook is the best man for the job.

bj dickey

October 5th, 2014 at 11:01 PM ^

Having seen Ron zook coach I agree he is a fine candidate worthy of discussion. Once he takes over we will surely be a national power with db scripting the first three drives Karma will be an important part of his philosophy and one wrongly not embraced by his staff Endorsement of the hair club for men on the big board will fit in well with db's dominoes mentality.

BloomingtonBlue

October 5th, 2014 at 11:09 PM ^

This post is amazing. There are some real idiots in this thread who completely missed the joke. There are also some real half dead people who didn't think it was funny. Cheers to the ones who were able to enjoy this, in this hell we call Michigan Football 2014.


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Bleedmaizeblue

October 5th, 2014 at 11:11 PM ^

My case for myself as next football head coach:

I have a younger brother who will be attending UM next fall as a freshman. He's a starting HS kicker and soccer player. But will not be playing sports into college.

I was a 8-10 year old soccer team assistant coach 11 years ago and I made it to most of the practices.

I've watched a lot of college and NFL football.

I love maize.

I love blue.

I love lamp.

I've played most Madden and NCAA football video games ever made.

I'm currently employed, but if the right offer came along Id take it. But it'd have to be the right offer.


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dcallen39

October 5th, 2014 at 11:12 PM ^

This would be great, but I heard that his wife loves the Green BAY area. She would never leave. We would have to pay him a ton of money to get him here. /s

Bleedmaizeblue

October 5th, 2014 at 11:12 PM ^

My case for myself as next football head coach:

I have a younger brother who will be attending UM next fall as a freshman. He's a starting HS kicker and soccer player. But will not be playing sports into college.

I was a 8-10 year old soccer team assistant coach 11 years ago and I made it to most of the practices.

I've watched a lot of college and NFL football.

I love maize.

I love blue.

I love lamp.

I've played most Madden and NCAA football video games ever made.

I'm currently employed, but if the right offer came along Id take it. But it'd have to be the right offer.


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Vote_Crisler_1937

October 5th, 2014 at 11:47 PM ^

CC: Ron Zook is a smash hit! I laughed! I cried! (About the Rose Bowl fact).
I honestly don't understand the Benghazi reference but it reminded me of the HOOKER KILLER trolling so that's cool.


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ND_Rumpus

October 6th, 2014 at 12:13 AM ^

This board is the best.  Every time I come here thinking yesterday's comedy can not be topped, someone proves me wrong with an insane idea like Ron Zook for coach.

 

 

 

 

 

 

uminks

October 6th, 2014 at 3:10 AM ^

went off to coach IL in the late 70s. He did an awful job but may have gotten recruits and build depth for Mike White. Bo was always upset at IL for dumping MO and may have been the reason he ran up the score on them in '81.

The connection is that Mo did not perform well as IL coach and was a good Michigan coach. So, may be Zook who did not meet expectations at IL could do a good job at Michigan. Personally this connection could make Zook one of our top candidates! Sadly he is better than our current coach!

ontarioblue

October 6th, 2014 at 6:22 AM ^

Zook would be great but John L would be an incredible hire. We would tap into the long line of great coaches that MSU is obviously so well known for. Like Harbaugh he provides a unique coaching style. And most importantly he is available and can start today.