Harbaugh - Little Interest in College
it seems in an interview, Harbaugh says he has very little interest in returning to college football.
http://247sports.com/Bolt/Report-Harbaugh-has-little-interest-in-returning-to-college-31447016
September 24th, 2014 at 3:56 PM ^
Oh. Well, what are you thinking?
September 24th, 2014 at 3:58 PM ^
I'm going to tour with my prog rock band, Event Horizon, next year - and maybe longer. Our album, Rise of the Cyborg Kings, will be out next April. It would be real cool if people would check it out.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:22 PM ^
You mean you left the Left Coast Kahkis? I really enjoyed them.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:34 PM ^
...our drummer Donny quit because he got a job at Best Buy. But thanks for the compliment.
We're Event Horizon now. Our new drummer, Otto, thought of it.
Otto rocks. He can slam the skins, he has a van, and he can get his hands on some real sticky stuff, if you know what I mean!
September 24th, 2014 at 4:51 PM ^
So naming yourself Erik_in_Dayton was just a clever ruse, Mr Harbaugh?
September 24th, 2014 at 5:16 PM ^
But now I'm sick of people speculating about me. And I'm sick of football too. I just want to shred on my guitar and blow some people's minds, you know?
September 24th, 2014 at 3:42 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 3:45 PM ^
Stephen Ross will sign him to the Dolphins then will agree with the future AD to trade Harbaugh to Michigan for 2 Cokes.
This comes from my Bleacher Report source.
We got this.
September 24th, 2014 at 3:45 PM ^
Speaking of that guy, I wonder if the regents/next AD will contact him to ask him if he wouldn't mind his recent donation being redirected to the next coach instead of being used for non-revenue sports facilities.
September 24th, 2014 at 3:46 PM ^
Seeing this crap on a daily basis from here on out.
I'm not saying the post is bad, I just mean speculation in general.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:45 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 5:49 PM ^
Nothing is fucked here, man.
September 24th, 2014 at 5:50 PM ^
whoops
/bring back the old avatar
September 25th, 2014 at 10:53 AM ^
Funny you say that, I was wondering if it was too soon to start thinking "next year will be better".
September 24th, 2014 at 3:47 PM ^
Now he can leave his current job and respond with 'they made me an offer I couldn't refuse'
September 24th, 2014 at 6:13 PM ^
Actually, we don't know if he's said anything on the matter. We're operating on thirdhand info here.
September 24th, 2014 at 3:51 PM ^
Jim Harbaugh is an NFL coach.
September 24th, 2014 at 3:57 PM ^
That is correct. He currently coaches the 49ers.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:09 PM ^
and will continue to coach the 49ers or another NFL team, probably.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:55 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 5:12 PM ^
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September 24th, 2014 at 5:48 PM ^
A place for us
September 24th, 2014 at 6:32 PM ^
could be
September 24th, 2014 at 3:54 PM ^
James Joseph Harbaugh' interest in the Michigan position will increase exponentially if all of the following happens
1. Dave Brandon is fired
2. Brady Hoke is relieved from the football HC position
3. SF does not offer an extension, but does not fire him, making him ineligible for a severance
4. SF threatens to trade JH to a less than desirable NFL destination (Cleveland again, Dallas with JJones)
5. Michigan offers >$7M a year
My money is on John Harbaugh. Otherwise, Mark Schlissel may choose to let the new AD pick his own guy. Brad Bates would probably pick Chuck Martin. Warde Manuel would pick Teryl Austin.
September 24th, 2014 at 3:57 PM ^
Why can't John be AD and Jim the coach?
September 24th, 2014 at 4:04 PM ^
Sure thing!
And
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Greg Mattison retained as DC.
.
Yes
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Gus Malzahn comes over as OC.
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YES
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Tom Brady will be the QB coach.
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YESSS
September 24th, 2014 at 4:57 PM ^
September 25th, 2014 at 9:42 AM ^
Hadn't heard that name before in all the musing about potential Hoke replacements... Just had a look at his bio. Checks a lot of boxes. Not too old (49); grew up in Pennsylvania, went to Pitt, and was a grad assistant coach at Penn St., so he's got some roots in important recruiting territory; was a defensive assistant at Michigan from 99-02, so he's got UM ties for those morons who believe such ties are a necessity to be a "Michigan Man" head coach. Seems to be an excellent defensive backs coach based on the players he's developed. Never been a head coach anywhere, though. Also, he's an NFL coordinator now; you'd think he'd want to see how well he could do in that job, with the hope of landing a head coaching gig in the NFL first, rather than coming back to college.
September 24th, 2014 at 3:57 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 5:39 PM ^
I don't know about you, but my nuts are more like, together... with the Wang over top and in front.
September 24th, 2014 at 5:49 PM ^
Wait, really?! I thought I was the only one...
September 24th, 2014 at 3:58 PM ^
Week 4 of the NFL season and Jim Harbaugh's people are stating he has "little interest in coaching college football." I'd hope so seeing as how if his people said "he's dying to go back to coach Michigan," he would have a locker room that hated him the next thirteen weeks.
September 24th, 2014 at 3:59 PM ^
Sooo... this report is garbage, and the other report from a guy that wears a crown on his webpage is legit? Makes perfect sense.
JIM HARBAUGH IS NOT COMING TO MICHIGAN. STOP TORTURING YOURSELVES.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:18 PM ^
The last 10 years, I've exclusively only received news from people in crowns.
Am I atypical? Hmm
September 24th, 2014 at 4:03 PM ^
with a good paying job in the last year of his contract, with negotiations pending and possible mult-million dollar offers from other NFL franchises coming says he's not interested in college.
Totally shocked.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:04 PM ^
It's 2011 all over again.
I didn't want to be back here again, especially so soon. I am just not sure that I can go through this again.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:06 PM ^
You can, and you will.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:15 PM ^
Yes, m'lord.
/tips hat.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:19 PM ^
I think you should put a crown on your avatar's head. I would then believe whatever you said. Now that's just me but...
September 24th, 2014 at 4:04 PM ^
He never was returning to Michigan to begin with. The media just stokes the fire to garner ratings and national attention.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:07 PM ^
I expect a lemon to be consumed by all the non-believers when he's hired.
Can you imagine the shot of energy hiring him would give this program and this fanbase?
I'd celebrate like a fucking madman. I'd get drunk and go do snow angels outside.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:28 PM ^
Anonymous Source: Jim, I say we put a story out there that says you aren't interested in returning to college.
Jim Harbaugh: Continue, anonymous source
For the last time, Jim, I've been your agent for 11 years now.
You're fucking kidding me?
Call me Arn
Whatever you say, anonymous source
Just keep smiling, Jim. Anyway, listen. I want to release it to the media, but somewhere not big enough to matter, a place not many will read it so we won't scare Michigan away. Afterall, we're in this for the larger picture, Jimbo.
I've got this guy at Bleacher Report that's been thrown out of press conferences due to improper credentials. This fucking guy, I tell you; the security guard told him to stop trying to make this bleacher report thing happen.
Perfect.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:07 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 4:09 PM ^
Jim Harbaugh would NEVER use some Bleacher Report guy to help him establish a strong bargaining position...
September 24th, 2014 at 4:14 PM ^
no doubt. But Harbaugh would be a complete idiot say anything else publically during the current season. Otherwise he'd be completely torpedoing both his season and pretty much pulling the rug out from under Brady Hoke at the same time.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:14 PM ^
Thats OK, John Harbaugh is a better fit. Mattison would stay on as DC, and Hoke could be D Line coach (aha just kiddin but you never know).
Bottom line: Pray for more turbulance and losses for Baltimore.
September 24th, 2014 at 7:25 PM ^
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September 24th, 2014 at 4:22 PM ^
You guys are just delaying the inevitable coming of the LesMilesPocalypse. Repent now, and Les may spare all of you. I for one welcome our new grass-eating overlord.