Friday POSBANG
Welcome to "Friday POSBANG" the thread where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like treating women with respect at Ohio State.
MRW my I see my boss approaching me in the hallway and it's nearly time to leave:
September 28th, 2018 at 6:18 AM ^
Yes! Go Blue
September 28th, 2018 at 6:20 AM ^
Wait, now upvotes don't count again?
Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.
September 28th, 2018 at 6:30 AM ^
Better get it in today, because there's no bowling tomorrow, Walter.
September 28th, 2018 at 6:59 AM ^
MGB points:
September 28th, 2018 at 7:46 AM ^
Seeing young mullet Bill Murray makes me young again.
September 28th, 2018 at 7:14 AM ^
Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
September 28th, 2018 at 7:25 AM ^
Let's get a road win!!
September 28th, 2018 at 8:38 PM ^
Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot??
September 28th, 2018 at 6:23 AM ^
shout out to scanner blue, who covert sources have revealed he will be in evanston for the game.
barn chores done.
football games last night, tonight and tomorrow for the boys. fall weather is definitely here.
bow opener on monday.
September 28th, 2018 at 7:14 AM ^
Yessir, last night was the Philadelphia Orchestra in Hill Auditorium after a 24 year hiatus and on the road to Chicago later this afternoon for my first visit to Ryan Field. Fall weekends >>>spring four star recruit watch weekends.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:03 AM ^
You can accomplish all that in Mom's basement?
BUT seriously, what is it like in winter in the UP???
September 28th, 2018 at 9:19 AM ^
i love winter in the UP. the snow keeps the trolls away.
September 28th, 2018 at 3:30 PM ^
I love winter in general. How the fuck else can you snowmobile??
September 28th, 2018 at 5:50 PM ^
By "trolls" are you referring to those of us who live below the bridge?
September 29th, 2018 at 11:27 AM ^
it was a double entendre, meant for those living in the lower peninsula, and for the posting history of smug bastard, a confirmed troll.
September 29th, 2018 at 11:29 AM ^
would never take a fawn. would pass on unique, albino deer also.
reminds of the far side cartoon where the bear has a target circle on its stomach and the one next to it is saying, 'bummer of a birth mark, dude'. [shaking fist at 3.0. hoping that is one of the fixes]
September 28th, 2018 at 6:26 AM ^
Happy National Drink Beer Day, MGoBloggers! Stay Thirsty! Drink Wisely! Drive Safely! Go Blue!
September 28th, 2018 at 8:15 AM ^
That's it. I'm drinking wine tonight. Always had a problem with authority.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:00 AM ^
Brett Kavanaugh approves.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:14 AM ^
Listen here, russkie, you know better than to post that.
You're not better than that, but you know better than that.
September 28th, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
You know the country is in dire straits when political biases impact impartial recognition of risk.
September 28th, 2018 at 10:57 PM ^
Jerkoff comment.
September 28th, 2018 at 6:27 AM ^
Happy Friday! Go blue! And go USA! Beat Europe!
September 28th, 2018 at 6:32 AM ^
Sitting in the airport getting ready to board my flight to Chicago. Gonna be a great weekend! Go Blue!
September 28th, 2018 at 6:45 AM ^
Yes indeed, Saturday football, BUT also home volleyball tonight vs. butgers AND Sunday afternoon a maize out at Crisler vs. penn state!!! Perfect Michigan sports weekend!!!
September 28th, 2018 at 8:57 AM ^
Don't forget the Pistons' open practice at Crisler tomorrow. Let the Dwayne Casey era begin!
September 28th, 2018 at 9:34 AM ^
Damn it, I WAS trying to forget about it.
September 28th, 2018 at 6:34 AM ^
Happy Friday!!!! Here's to leaving work early today and going to enjoy watching some high school football tonight and then watch Michigan beat Northwestern tomorrow. Go Blue!
September 28th, 2018 at 6:35 AM ^
Who is getting the ad revenue for the ad on the GIF?
September 28th, 2018 at 6:35 AM ^
Go Blue! Bang me as hard as you can.
September 28th, 2018 at 6:43 AM ^
Hoping to see another complete game from our team tomorrow. Dominant D, efficient O, and electric special teams plays. As for today, wrapping up a work week in DC and long flight home. Bang bang and Go Blue!
September 28th, 2018 at 6:45 AM ^
On my way up to Chicago. Cubs game today, Michigan game tomorrow. Going to be a great weekend.
September 28th, 2018 at 6:54 AM ^
Go blue. Hoping to see at least one play with only Bench Mason on the field for Michigan.
September 28th, 2018 at 7:12 AM ^
Just sold my house. Got me a new cargo van for my business. The wife and I are going to the cider mill today before I kick back and watch my brother play tight end back home in Ohio (he's an OSU fan but wants to study at Michigan like his big brother), and then watch Higdon stomp a mud hole in some Northwestern butt! Life is good.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:05 AM ^
+1 for a very gratuitous credibility grab by pretending to be a Michigan grad! Posting it in a way that is not even somewhat relevant to your other material! Well done!
September 28th, 2018 at 10:15 AM ^
Username checks out
September 28th, 2018 at 11:23 AM ^
That's first generation Michigan grad to you, sir.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:28 PM ^
Hello SmugBastard,
A review of your post history for the last two weeks since joining was quite painful to read. If you would like to join under another username in the future, I might suggest a more community based approach. This account has been blocked as of tonight. Best wishes and have a great night!
mgowill
September 28th, 2018 at 7:15 AM ^
Sitting on the toilet taking my morning dump. Go Blue!
September 28th, 2018 at 8:27 AM ^
So ... you're not as full of shit as you use to be ? /s
Go Blue!
September 28th, 2018 at 7:15 AM ^
Great weekend of football ahead. Go Blue.
September 28th, 2018 at 7:18 AM ^
I am going to the racetrack and not making a bet. Then I will posbang.
September 28th, 2018 at 7:32 AM ^
Hmm. Is this a real posbang or artificially sweetened?
September 28th, 2018 at 11:25 AM ^
It's like T-ball. Just as fun but nobody keeps score.
September 28th, 2018 at 7:38 AM ^
September 28th, 2018 at 7:38 AM ^
I thought point totals were working again. Looks like another Neighborhood of Make Believe Posbang this week.
September 28th, 2018 at 7:39 AM ^
i'm going home... for the posbang
September 28th, 2018 at 8:03 AM ^
Whether the points matter or not, forever and always go blue!
September 28th, 2018 at 8:18 AM ^
Let us murder our kindred spirits in Evanston!