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12/19/2018 - 5:56am And even more when they…

And even more when they stick together after

12/18/2018 - 3:28pm 35% chance he stays with…

35% chance he stays with Bama. Michigan is Hillary Clinton.

12/14/2018 - 11:04pm Our TEs not being elite has…

Our TEs not being elite has been a problem. I'm somewhat glad we're gonna be moving on from Gentry and McKeon. Neither are elite blockers and both have had boneheaded drops on a consistent basis. 

12/13/2018 - 3:56pm Hey Sydney do you do…

Hey Sydney do you do anything on this site other than bitch? You're almost 40, dude, just stop logging in if you can't take it. 

12/10/2018 - 7:24pm Disagree. An elite DE…

Disagree. An elite DE prospect vs. A proven elite QB are on different levels of importance. I would give up Harrison for Haskins any day of the week.

12/10/2018 - 7:31am Hopefully not a botched TE…

Hopefully not a botched TE handoff

12/08/2018 - 8:49pm Fuck that. Dax a hoe. Don't…

Fuck that. Dax a hoe. Don't gimme that "they're just kids" be. 

12/06/2018 - 12:03pm I like Mike Leach. Uncertain…

I like Mike Leach. Uncertain as to whether it's appropriate to no longer like him. 

12/04/2018 - 8:57am Sounds like a smart kid…

Sounds like a smart kid. Resilient, too. 

12/01/2018 - 9:28am Do we throw 8 times in a…

Do we throw 8 times in a game?

11/29/2018 - 7:17pm Stop snitchin

Stop snitchin

11/29/2018 - 6:50pm Let's just hope Yaklich…

Let's just hope Yaklich doesn't forget how to generate pressure. 

11/28/2018 - 2:25pm Did anyone tell Louisville…

Did anyone tell Louisville that Brohm was the recipient of the O'Kornening?

11/23/2018 - 1:36pm Truth be told I'd rather…

Truth be told I'd rather have O'Neill than the home crew, so that's saying something. 

11/10/2018 - 8:55am Do you ever feel like you've…

Do you ever feel like you've wasted your time being tedious?

11/08/2018 - 10:54am Gonna be a tough game…

Gonna be a tough game against Teal Team Six

11/06/2018 - 8:55am Can our lazy reporters stop…

Can our lazy reporters stop saying "talk about" in half of their questions? It's lazy journalism.

10/26/2018 - 5:19pm At least you're not the guy…

At least you're not the guy on here complaining about someone wanting to spend $5 on the adult equivalent of a toy. 

10/26/2018 - 9:18am The more I experience the…

The more I experience the ridiculousness of the B1G, the more I'm convinced we don't need to be a part of it. 

10/24/2018 - 11:22am Take it easy with the…

Take it easy with the premonitions, man

10/22/2018 - 2:03pm Most everyone on Twitter saw…

Most everyone on Twitter saw Chase get earholed. That's why every Wolverine who put a helmet on (in the game, bc why else would you wear your helmet) decided to smack a little bitch in the face. 

10/21/2018 - 10:45am Love the intensity and…

Love the intensity and chemistry of this team. The defense has had that in the past, now our offensive guys are truly becoming a family. On to bye week. 

10/19/2018 - 11:03pm I have 4 tickets grouped…

I have 4 tickets grouped together. $300 if anyone interested. 

10/17/2018 - 9:08am Don't tell Shawn L. Martin…

Don't tell Shawn L. Martin that he only got upgraded to a 3 star. 

10/14/2018 - 2:56am I got to see it from the…

I got to see it from the endzone. Ranks right up there with the Speight-->Darboh catch in OT in the Shoe in 2016 (this was better). 

10/12/2018 - 9:30pm Damn how is Tulsa winning?…

Damn how is Tulsa winning? Also, shouldn't they be named the golden tornadoes? When has a hurricane been in Oklahoma?

10/12/2018 - 8:43am In before people complaining…

In before people complaining and making judgements about Ace receiving donations in a free country. 

10/12/2018 - 4:40am Just glad I don't have to…

Just glad I don't have to hear "FIRST AND TEN, WISCONSIN" through 4 quarters. 

10/09/2018 - 11:45am What about me paying you for…

What about me paying you for storage? I have a small business that requires me to store furniture at times. If your extra space is on the first floor, I could store the pieces there and pay you your sq footage rate. Only issue is that it removes the option to rest there. Let me know your thoughts. 

10/08/2018 - 10:50pm Some dirtbag named Henry…

Some dirtbag named Henry Jacob said some vile shit akin to "hopefully you're dying in a hospital" to Ace on his video. Not sure if anyone on here knows who that is but wish him a big "go fuck yourself" from yours truly. If anyone knows the guy I'd love to provide a free ass-kicking. 

10/06/2018 - 7:29am Did she turn it into an ugly…

Did she turn it into an ugly-way?   I'll see myself out

10/06/2018 - 7:25am Dino milk isn't the only…

Dino milk isn't the only thing that should stay green, I guess. 

10/06/2018 - 7:23am Don't wanna be a dick, but…

Don't wanna be a dick, but it's "lightning"--not "lightening". Just a pet peeve, I'll crawl back under my crotchety rock now.

10/06/2018 - 7:19am Hey Jim, just wanted to say…

Hey Jim, just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan of yours, but I got to tell you the truth. If you lost to NW I was gonna start questioning your competence. 

10/05/2018 - 1:21am Winovich is fine

Winovich is fine

10/03/2018 - 12:33pm And that he rips his own…

And that he rips his own heart out and eats that too, because 1 heart per play isn't enough.

10/03/2018 - 12:31pm Is robbery ever a…

Is robbery ever a misdemeanor? Serious question. 

10/02/2018 - 6:00pm I don't think the system…

I don't think the system matters nearly as much as stuff like McKeon dropping a ball that was served on a platter. The system is only as good as execution. You could have a simpler system, sure, but if you don't have ballers you execute then it wouldn't matter much, IMO.

TL;DR: it's the Jimmy's and Joe's--not the Xs and Os.

10/02/2018 - 5:55pm If we're to beat OSU, this…

If we're to beat OSU, this is the year to it. I'm not so convinced that Haskins is an upgrade from JT Barrett. He has an advantage in pocket passing to a degree, but I really don't fear him as much. I don't fear Tate Martell either. 

10/02/2018 - 5:53pm Spring game 2017, I knew the…

Spring game 2017, I knew the kid was gonna be a baller

09/30/2018 - 2:57pm "Hey I got you. Just a few…

"Hey I got you. Just a few more stops and we'll play through it."thats-my-quarterback-c839gl.jpg

09/30/2018 - 8:15am Is there a way to total up…

Is there a way to total up the penalty yards NW was awarded on offense + the yards our offense WOULD have had certain egregious penalties not be called? Not sure if those spots are recorded other than just eyeballing the tape. 

09/30/2018 - 6:04am I didnt notice tht, but it's…

I didnt notice tht, but it's interesting. One thing to think about is that sideline dime from DCaff to Bell. Maybe they're setting that up? Not sure. 

09/29/2018 - 12:30pm I think you mean Rutger.

I think you mean Rutger.

09/28/2018 - 1:30pm 35-14 Michigan

35-14 Michigan

09/28/2018 - 12:15pm I discovered that I'm…

I discovered that I'm terrible at reverse sheep. Especially when Jonathon frigging Taylor didn't score a rushing TD in week 3. 

09/28/2018 - 11:25am It's like T-ball. Just as…

It's like T-ball. Just as fun but nobody keeps score. 

09/28/2018 - 11:23am That's first generation…

That's first generation Michigan grad to you, sir. 

09/28/2018 - 7:17am Chat Sports is kind of like…

Chat Sports is kind of like Alex Jones. Lots of crazy bullshit, actually right some of the time but you dont care bc crazy bullshit. They actually predicted the DCaff > Peters change. 

09/28/2018 - 7:12am Just sold my house. Got me a…

Just sold my house. Got me a new cargo van for my business. The wife and I are going to the cider mill today before I kick back and watch my brother play tight end back home in Ohio (he's an OSU fan but wants to study at Michigan like his big brother), and then watch Higdon stomp a mud hole in some Northwestern butt! Life is good.