What To Do With the Trolls
Mates,
I am hoping to avoid a 'Lord of the Flies' scenario, but man, we have been infested by trolls lately. Like many, I appreciate the cool rival fans that post here (e. g. nittany, buckeye chuck and others) and I also don't think we need to be bubble wrapped to protect against the occasional abrasive/snotty remark. That said, there are some posters that aren't making this a better place. They come in two kinds:
1. The aforementioned over-the-top jerk rivals
2. The more recent multiple account knucklehead(s).
The solutions for each might not be the same. I guess I'd vote to nuke the rivals who lack self-control, but for the multiple account type(s), I really don't care what they post but enough of the false-conversation volleys. No matter how many times they are told how silly they look, they persist.
[Insert pic of Gladiator emperor with his thumb out, but not turned either way....but 3.0]
So my question for the board is this:
Assuming our Mgoblog overlords listen to us (and they generally do, at least when we're rational), what would you like to be done with the trolls?
XM
September 13th, 2018 at 3:15 PM ^
You just aren't smart enough to disguise yourself effectively. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
September 13th, 2018 at 10:10 PM ^
Maybe because you are a narcissist and just not that interesting. We come here to be entertained by reading/discussing Michigan athletics.
We really don't give two shits about YOU(s).
Seek help. Mom's basement is not a cocoon. Step away from the keyboard.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:07 AM ^
There's a couple things being overlooked here -
1. JUST IGNORE THEM. This is the best way to deal with the accounts that bother you. The "troll" problem on this board has been made way worse by 3 or 4 people replying to every comment by a suspect user. This clutters the threads up way worse and takes the level of decorum down a notch. So, Solution #1 is just IGNORE the people you don't like, don't reply to them, don't enable or encourage them. This very topic is exhibit A of cluttering the board even more instead of just ignoring it until it goes away. I went through potty training my toddler like a year ago, and the guidebook we used had an interesting line - a toddler never throws a tantrum in an empty room.
2. last night there was a purge of several accounts so the whole deal about multiple accounts is probably over for now. even on mgoblog 3.0, it takes 100 points to make a new post, so even if the users who were purged come back with new accounts, they won't be able to make new posts, which is half the recent problem it seems. They could still comment, but at least the low-effort posts should be less now. In other words, the majority of the problem is probably solved for now.
by the way i was unfairly dragged into it and banned for no good reason and no evidence of wrongdoing - and i'll keep saying this until the mods admit they may have overdone it.
3. oh yeah, edit. forgot one thing. i also suggest a point penalty could solve part of the problem without inflicting the total ban.
4. one more idea - maybe implement a comment rate limit based on points. if < 1000 points, can only comment once an hour or something like that.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:09 AM ^
He's baaaack
September 13th, 2018 at 9:14 AM ^
i'm not them, never have been, it's easy to tell that by the evidence, let it go.
again, this is the shit i'm talking about. i made a reasonable reply to the post - answering the OP's questions - and immediately somebody jumps in to drag me back into the fray on this stuff. is it that hard to just not post the reply and start the whole thing up again?
when we're talking about trolls, who's the real troll here?
September 13th, 2018 at 9:30 AM ^
An exceptional lack of self-awareness
September 13th, 2018 at 9:40 AM ^
notice how he said drag me back into the fray.
September 13th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
Irony.
xtramelanin, who seems to need some friends, creates a thread about trolls, then promptly feeds one whom it suspects of being one.
September 13th, 2018 at 11:56 AM ^
A) Xtramelanin is awesome
B) This is a discussion we probably need to be having.
C) Doubling down when you've been caught being an asshole is more an issue than xtramelanin asking someone to calm down a bit.
September 13th, 2018 at 3:16 PM ^
He is not a bright guy.
September 13th, 2018 at 5:18 PM ^
timmmaay, i assume you are referring to me. guilty as charged.
September 13th, 2018 at 7:11 PM ^
Nooo, I'm talking about multi account guy. Threading gets weird at the start of a new page for some reason. You're obviously an astute individual, or you wouldn't be where you are.
edit: and you make me feel like a seriously inferior parent.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:01 PM ^
you have become one of my favs. and if you are actually serious about the parenting thing, that isn't/wasn't ever my intent. but bring the kids to the farm and we'll get to work!
September 13th, 2018 at 10:16 PM ^
I appreciate the kind words. I know it isn't your intent. But it puts things in a stark reality when I read about the things you're doing with your kids. It'll make 'em good humans, so good on you.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:41 AM ^
The problem with just ignoring them is that many of them including your accounts try and create misinformation ( for example MK = Shea ) which then spreads to other non-trolls accounts and/or makes this community look bad especially if they are criticizing players and coaches.
Your purpose here wasn't to be a "oh just ignore me" troll it was to cause people to leave this website out of frustration etc.
September 13th, 2018 at 12:18 PM ^
you can't access my comment history on here anymore because my account got blocked, but you can browse every comment i made on mgoblog until June 2018 at the wayback machine. there's a little blue arrow button at the top where you can jump from snapshot to snapshot to see all the comments. check it out:
https://web.archive.org/web/20170114142139/http://mgoblog.com:80/users/jamesjosephharbaugh
So pray tell, what have I ever posted that was even remotely close to "misinformation" or "trolling," and how does this comment history look even a tiny bit similar to the MultiTroll's many accounts and recent history?
I mean if you want to say I did something bad, fine, but please show me the evidence. the reality is i got banned because of endless baseless accusations that cluttered the board and annoyed everyone.
also it's clear that this new account SmugBastard is a replacement for the multitroll, I'll join the chorus on that one. But again, their style/pattern doesn't match mine in the least.
September 13th, 2018 at 1:24 PM ^
That only gives you a few posts. The fact that you are so actively defending a little used account on MGoBlog shows more than anything that you are more up upset that you lost your other accounts that had drama attached.
September 13th, 2018 at 8:27 PM ^
He's a witch! Burn him already!
September 13th, 2018 at 9:16 AM ^
I feel bad for the people who live such empty lives that they find entertainment in trying to piss off strangers or that they need multiple accounts to help justify their own existence. Grow up. Find a hobby. Get a second job (first job?) Be productive, somehow. Do anything other than broadcast your currently pathetic life to the world.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:33 AM ^
That's easily said, but it's not like anyone TRIES to be lonely, despite what they may insist. Fact is, a lot of people are on the Internet, because the Internet is easy. To a certain extent, forums CAN'T reject them, unlike real social interactions where they might be ignored or even ostracized.
I know firsthand, I'm an awkward fellow so it takes tremendous sustained effort to simply make myself socially tolerable. If I want to be loathed and detested, shucks, that's effortless -- I just drop my composure and be myself. After so many years of such an effort:reward ratio, at some point it's more comforting and cathartic to burn all the bridges, piss everyone off and say to one's self, "Fuck them, I LIKE being alone." That way leads to a hole of impenetrable darkness, so I eventually learned to avoid it, but I also get why so many poor souls willingly crawl into there. That sad reality will exist either way, the hole of despair will always be packed with Smeagols, but the Internet provides a glowing gateway out of that pit, an unholy temptation where the lonely can channel their bitterness and spit their accumulated bile onto those that rejected them with the comforts of anonymity and -- in many cases -- impunity.
That's not to say these people deserve sympathy. A concise way to sum up someone who's completely given up on trying and flipped to sabotaging all discourse out of petty misguided revenge is "asshole". I ain't saying what they do is right. . . but I understand.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:45 AM ^
Very well put
September 13th, 2018 at 4:54 PM ^
You make Peggy sad.
September 13th, 2018 at 6:24 PM ^
Stop describing me.
I would have a beer or two with you.
At least until we couldn’t stand each other anymore :)
September 13th, 2018 at 10:18 PM ^
Now I feel bad about calling Jamesjoesph a narcissist and an ass hat. Thanks for crushing my soul.
September 14th, 2018 at 11:04 AM ^
Remember understanding helps you realize why you shouldn't feel bad about it. It may give you context for how a person is acting, but there still isn't an excuse, being an asshole remains being an asshole. I completely agree with Dragonchild's eloquent post, I may know why someone is being annoying and I may even have some sympathy for it, but at the end of the day they're still being annoying in spite of a LOT of feedback that they need to calm down.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:20 AM ^
Much of the bullshit just clouds up the board. Certainly some type of house cleaning is in order. The dichotomy is we are asking Brian to likely reduce clicks.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:55 AM ^
I don't know man - if you clean up the board, you will likely get more involvement from new posters. The current state of the board is certainly pushing people away.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:22 AM ^
You need to finish them off with fire or acid, otherwise even the smallest piece will come back.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:48 AM ^
Truth.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:24 AM ^
1: Feed em
2: fatten em up
3: cook em and eat em for the holidays
September 13th, 2018 at 10:23 AM ^
1. Bag 'em
2. Tag 'em
3. Sell 'em to the butcher in the store
September 13th, 2018 at 10:50 AM ^
1. Shoot
2. Shovel
3. Shut-up
September 13th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
that is how you get rid of nuisance bears in the UP. just ask the sheriff, he'll tell you the same. don't harvest the meat or the carcass, just put it in a hole and be done with it.
September 13th, 2018 at 10:52 AM ^
bando, there's a problem with step 3 on your otherwise well thought out plan: no butcher is going to let that carcass in their shop.
September 13th, 2018 at 11:01 AM ^
It's from a Phish song called Reba.
September 13th, 2018 at 11:26 AM ^
i am so un-hip
September 13th, 2018 at 9:17 PM ^
Phish is no longer hip anyway.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:28 AM ^
It was obvious to many that Mineral King - MichiganFan1984 - SkyPanther et all was the same guy.
There were many tells and really the guy flaunted that they were the same account.
If the point system was working all of these accounts would have been in the negative and so we would have been able to self police at least the ability to start a post. Maybe work on a system where anyone that has negative points (-1 to -100) can still post but is greyed out or their posts are defaulted to closed (would have to use the arrow to open) so that a user has the opportunity to reform after a bad post etc.
Bottom line is that it is far easier for the users to identify this type of troll than the mods and he will continue to create accounts (jimmyjoeharbaugh)
September 13th, 2018 at 12:15 PM ^
Yes, the inability of the point system to function is a big handicap right now.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:37 AM ^
I no longer read enough or post enough to pick up on the trolls, and study their syntax, and their replies to each other. If and when they can be removed, great. However, generally, they seem to self-destruct / self-immolate.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:47 AM ^
Hopefully, they get bored starting over with new accounts and move on.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:48 AM ^
I'll preface with the fact that I'm not a very savvy IT guy, but I don't know how much you can really do. Unless you ban someone by their IP address (Do the mods have that capability? Is it worth their time to do it? I honestly don't know), you really can't stop someone from coming here and trolling. You ban their username? Fine, they create a new one and come right back.
I've honestly never found it that hard to just ignore those posters. This is the internet. It's full of shit-talkers and supposed tough guys hiding behind a keyboard, and it will always be that way. In fact, it will probably get worse overall as time goes on. I'm not saying you shouldn't try banning them if they're stepping out of line, but I think its only worth the mods time if they have an effective means of doing so. Banning a username is not going to stop that person from creating a new one and coming right back the very next day.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:51 AM ^
Public caning was once very effective.
September 13th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
It's still effective in private.
Just sayin.
September 13th, 2018 at 9:51 AM ^
Please STOP.
This is a college football message board. No one here is Really Cool Above it All.
I imagine at least some, if not a lot, of you troll other boards and tweet 18 year olds about their football careers.
All message boards are the same. This one is no different.
September 13th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
anybody want to guess about this 'new' member of the blog? gosh, who might ever could they be.....?
September 13th, 2018 at 10:41 AM ^
At least they are (or rather, he is) using this thread to out themselves (himself). Thanks for making the fly trap for us.
September 13th, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
This guy is a perfect example of someone who should be banned without any consideration. Just get rid of the nonsense.
September 13th, 2018 at 10:29 AM ^
just created today huh? its like no one even tries to be a good troll anymore