Watched Practice for a few minutes this evening from the Stadium bridge.....
Team looks sharp as hell. I saw some very crisp pinpoint passes out of all the QBs. After watching the Notre Dame video earlier today, it almost made me giggle how much better our QBs look right now. This team is definitely going to win by 21+ on 9/1.
There's a special feeling around the team right now in Ann Arbor. Like an inside joke that everyone is in on and nobody else knows about. Just getting ready to unleash onto these poor unsuspecting teams this year. Hold em down, pull your pants down and give them the Arabian Goggles. Nuts and taint all over their face. Then you pull your pants back up and walk away like nothing happened. Boss mode.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:43 PM ^
What the actual fuck did I just read
August 13th, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
Lol what?
August 13th, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
Snipers are going to be positioned on top of the Big House now...
August 14th, 2018 at 7:29 AM ^
With crowds always over 100,000 people, I'd be shocked if sniper overwatch was just starting to happen.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
A little less rapey post next time would be kinda better, I think.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:54 PM ^
All the upvotes
August 13th, 2018 at 8:53 PM ^
If you are this fond of sexual assault analogies, you should consider rooting for the team 90 miles north of AA where such things are accepted practice.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:00 PM ^
Saginaw Valley State?
August 13th, 2018 at 8:54 PM ^
That escalated quickly
August 13th, 2018 at 8:54 PM ^
You have issues...
August 13th, 2018 at 8:55 PM ^
Really took a turn for the worst towards the end there bud
August 13th, 2018 at 8:56 PM ^
I was expecting some deep analysis from the bridge...taint much there.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:57 PM ^
So the QBs are basically Peyton Manning?
August 14th, 2018 at 4:36 PM ^
But faster and more accurate
August 13th, 2018 at 8:57 PM ^
Ignore the pearl clutching in the comments, I loved the way you ended your post.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:58 PM ^
Bruh
August 13th, 2018 at 9:05 PM ^
You are bored, classes haven't started. You go buy a Mickeys 40 ouncer, drop some shrooms, go hang on the bridge and watch practice. Then post on Mgoblog.
I bet those helmets were a really bright Maize n Blue!
Its all good, man.
August 13th, 2018 at 11:04 PM ^
3 Mickeys 40s from Blue Front and 6 hours of homework just became fun.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:09 PM ^
Lol, your funny
August 13th, 2018 at 9:10 PM ^
Sorry. Over 25. What did you just say?
August 13th, 2018 at 9:12 PM ^
Fucking classic. Best thing I've read all day. Thank you for that. Make a comment so i can upvote you.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:18 PM ^
It’s so easy to watch practice from that bridge.....surprised WD doesn’t bring a chair and popcorn.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:32 PM ^
Yes, I'm that guy. Happy they looked good in practice. But it's just a practice.
As for that prediction on the first game, please go knock on a ton of wood. Go now.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:34 PM ^
Practices are practices and in no way relate to how the team will do on Saturday.
That's a fact.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:37 PM ^
I'm going to take this in the spirit in which I think you intended: you haven't watched Michigan football in a good eight months; you find yourself on the bridge, and you see maize and blue uni's and winged helmets; the adrenaline starts to flow; you want to punch a wall, in a good way; you try to come up with words that express this glorious feeling so you can share them with MGoBlog; instead, you indicate that the entire team is going to use their testicles as weapons, an excessively macho metaphor for winning by double digits.
August 14th, 2018 at 1:08 AM ^
This thread is gold. Thank you Wendy.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:38 PM ^
This post has me rock solid
August 13th, 2018 at 10:16 PM ^
I went from 9 to 3.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:40 PM ^
Nuts and taint all over their face.
Dude, what kind of practice were you at that you could see this from the Stadium Bridge?
August 13th, 2018 at 9:43 PM ^
You know, I’ve never thought of doing that. Probably means we need to put up a taller fence to keep that submarine submerged.
Glad to hear the team looks good though!
August 13th, 2018 at 9:50 PM ^
I read the first three sentences and felt very excited, then stopped there to scroll down to the comments, most of which confused me. Then I went back and read the rest...Lesson learned.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:58 PM ^
Someone local needs to get a drone and record practice
August 13th, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
I love the confidence. I hope it's true. For once I'd like the season to back it up, but maybe that's years of losing in brutal fashion to rivals holding me back. Cheers to you though.
August 14th, 2018 at 12:06 AM ^
Totally agree. Sick of the suckeyes.
August 13th, 2018 at 10:33 PM ^
Nuts and taint, nuts and taint, nuts and taint!!!
I need more nuts and taint...baby.
August 13th, 2018 at 10:52 PM ^
insert "FRANKS AND BEANS!" gif
August 13th, 2018 at 10:34 PM ^
Yeahhh give these muhfuckers a Cleveland steamer, bro...all the nuts swang, ya know?
August 13th, 2018 at 10:48 PM ^
+1 Interesting
August 13th, 2018 at 11:13 PM ^
You've got a "special feeling" alright.
August 14th, 2018 at 12:02 AM ^
I just hope Wariner turns the oline around.
August 14th, 2018 at 12:14 AM ^
Wtf...
August 14th, 2018 at 12:58 AM ^
This game reminds me a lot of the 2006 game where went down to SB and smacked them. I think overall their D may be a bit better but they will struggle to score points against our D. If Shea is the real deal, then we should win 24-13.
August 14th, 2018 at 9:05 AM ^
What the actual fuck is going on with this board?
Good lord, dude...
August 14th, 2018 at 10:47 AM ^
Glad we have your word. Now it's time to run to the casino and bet the house on UM covering.
August 14th, 2018 at 11:14 AM ^
So you sexually assault your opponent? You seem like a good person.