Mailbag: NCAA Reform #1, DL Moves, Coaching Evaluation, Bo Pelini's Secret Twin Comment Count

Brian

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SHOW ME THE HENRY

How to resolve the NCAA being terrible thing.

Brian,

My friend and I were having a discussion about the best way to compensate college players, and he came up with the idea of paying players based on performance, sort of how incentive laden contracts work in the NFL, with the stipulation that the players will not receive the money until they graduate or go pro. I thought his idea was awful and unrealistic, because the “student athletes” would now become paid employees of the university and we essentially would have a semi-pro league on our hands. BUT, that got me thinking about a possible solution…

The issue we have here is the balance of compensation between stars and bench-warmers, large schools and small schools, men’s sports and women’s sports (which could also very well be a legal issue), revenue-generating and non-revenue-generating sports, etc. Instead of trying to figure out that mess, let’s take the decision of compensation out of the universities’ hands.

The solution: allow the student athletes to sign endorsement deals. If a corporation is willing to pay for a player’s likeness, he deserves that money. However, the stipulation here is that all money earned by a student athlete through endorsements would have to be held in an escrow account, and the release of the money would be contingent upon the completion of the player’s eligibility or his/her declaration to go pro, whichever comes first. Now if a player is caught accepting benefits beforehand, the NCAA would not look hypocritical when laying down punishments. Student athletes get compensated, legal issues are avoided, and you won't have a bunch of teenagers running around campus with millions of dollars to blow/get into mischief with.  What do you think? So crazy it just might work?

Go Blue,
Stephen Y

That's fine. It's a little paternalistic to tell the kids they can't have money until they get their degree, and that will be less effective at legitimizing the stuff under the table, because poor college kids will still want walking-around money. It's still fine.

I'm not sure why there's this widespread opposition to giving people money in exchange for services, but whatever middle ground you want to stake out that gives the kids their image rights and avoids Title IX issues is fine by me. Sign whatever you want, get whatever money you can acquire, and everything will be the same except compliance folk will have to find less mindlessly pedantic jobs. Worries about booster involvement are naïve—they're already involved.

The other major thing that the NCAA could do is get rid of their inane opposition to agents. If you're a legit agent with X number of current pro clients you can sign players regarded as prospects, and give them some advance on whatever they're going to make in the pros. (If you don't make the pros, that's just tough luck for the agent.) The NCAA doesn't even have to redirect any of the buckets of cash they're currently making to make the system

  • less impossible to manage
  • a more even playing field
  • fairer to the players
    Yeah: a more even playing field. Right now no one is going to MAC schools over major offers, but schools willing to do under the table stuff—or just not stop it—have an advantage over schools that don't. And it's tough to figure out what the more moral position is there these days.
    DL moves?

Hey Brian,

Sometimes in football, it seems that you just want to get the best guys on the field right?  Do you think we might see a DL consisting of Beyer, Henry, Qwash, Black?

I would think Black could flip back out to SDE pretty easily and could fold back in to 3 tech occasionally depending on the substitution patterns.  To me that gets your best pass rushers on the field more regularly and is the most likely combo to soak up OL in the run game too.

You mentioned that you expect Beyer to take Clark's job when Ryan comes back, but why not just make that switch now?  Wouldn't you rather get Gordon out there with Beyer than Clark at this point?

Thanks,
Daniel

(This was sent before Clark played well against UConn.)

If Michigan was going to put out its best line for one particular play against an I-formation that might well be it, but with opponents running out all kinds of spread packages and Michigan responding by lifting their nose tackle, Black's snaps are mostly going to be spent as an interior rush-type against shotgun formations. It's probably not worth moving him midseason to get a marginal improvement. While I like what I've seen from Henry so far, there was a play against UConn where he got obliterated. (Michigan was fortunate that UConn didn't block the second level well and held the gain down.) He's a work in progress.

Meanwhile on Cam Gordon: for whatever reason they're not playing him, and it's to the point that his lack of playing time speaks to a lack of performance. Beyer's been good, but mostly as a guy with his hand in the dirt. When Beyer's been put in coverage he's shown some flaws. Gordon's not getting more time is probably just his fate at this point.

I don't get it, either. They've been giving him seemingly genuine praise for years now and when it comes down to it they just don't put him on the field.

[After THE JUMP: evaluating Michigan's coaching staff, plus Bo Pelini axe murder.]

Subbing side effects.

Given Mattison's preference for subbing regularly in the front seven, could the coaches be doing this in part to mitigate the dropoff after guys graduate? I was surprised when a preview said Michigan lost 4 starters in the front 7 coming into this season (Campbell, Roh, Demens, Ryan) because their backups got a lot of run in '12, especially late in the season. Obviously Mattison mainly likes to sub to keep guys fresh, but could it have ancillary benefits for a college program by grooming the younger players for when they start, at which point they'll rotate with still more young guys? Could this an intentional part of player development?

Andrew S.

That is a salutary side effect, yes. If you know you're going to get at least a few snaps it's a lot more likely you are focused in practice than if you know the only way you're getting in the game is through injury typhoon. That helps development. It also helps with recruiting when you can point to players X and Y getting time as freshmen.

At some point—probably this point—there will be a time to cut down on that rotation and focus on the guys who are giving you quality time. I think we've seen that process start, as Glasgow hardly got a snap against UConn.

The obligatory coaching Q.

Brian,

Out of all the post-game analysis I have read or heard, your comment that there is nothing that the Michigan line does particularly well scares me the most. I was feeling that DB made a great hire, that this staff could recruit at a high level, teach and develop talent well and had great football minds in Borges and Mattison. I know it is just one game, but  I am now questioning the latter two points. I am worried about Hoke's ability to keep up with Urban Meyer. What is your overall opinion about this staff?

Peter

The defensive staff is unimpeachable. They immediately turned around GERG's clownfraudshow and have maintained a high level of performance without having anything resembling a player the NFL is highly interested in except Mike Martin. (I'm not counting Will Campbell, who is now an OL.) They developed JT Floyd from one of the worst corners to ever see the field at Michigan into a guy who got the maximum out of his ability.

Even now they're dealing with a talent level far below the one they'll have in the near future. Michigan's starters-plus-nickelback on defense are still mostly unheralded recruits. Only Quinton Washington, James Ross, Blake Countess, and Jarrod Wilson are consensus four-star types (Black and Taylor got one four star rating apiece from 3 and 4 services, respectively), and Washington was supposed to be an offensive lineman. They're still very young: they bring back all but five guys on their two-deep next year. And they pulled in Jabrill Peppers and are likely to grab Da'Shawn Hand and Malik McDowell. The trajectory here is looking excellent.

On the other side of the ball the jury is still out. Hecklinski seems to have done a fine job with Gallon and Dileo. Chesson is still a work in progress, and his other charges are Reynolds and Jackson. Running back coach is usually a place you stash a recruiter because playing running back is something you do or do not. Fred Jackson's probably retiring in the near future anyway. Ferrigno is the TEs guy, and he is going to get an incomplete for at least another two years. Funchess and AJ Williams both would have redshirted on a team that had any other scholarship tight ends, and Michigan would be gingerly working them both into the lineup behind Jerame Tuman types in any normal situation.

But this entire question is probably about two guys: Darrell Funk and Al Borges.

I still think Funk is in a similar situation as Ferrigno is: he's still trying to dig out of the bomb shelter. In retrospect the Braden-as-guard thing this spring was a major warning sign. Bryant can't stay healthy so your collection of non-freshman, scholarship options on the interior line is Jack Miller and Jack Miller. You know, the guy they were trying to replace. He's hamstrung by Borges's desire to run pretty much the opposite kind of system as they did last year and the lack of coherence in Michigan's running offense, but more importantly he's still in a situation in which he pretty much has to play three and only three guys on the interior OL. Bars is obviously not ready, Bryant is in and out of the lineup, and past that it's Joey Burzynski and true freshmen. When that's your fate sometimes you get stuck with guys who can't play.

In that vein: Funk should be given major points for acquiring and developing Glasgow, who I think is Michigan's best interior OL right now and will be a three-year starter. Where's Michigan without that? Starting Kyle Bosch, probably.

Next year is the real test for Funk. He'll get both guards back, but he will be replacing both tackles with guys he recruited and possibly the center. If there's not significant progress then, caterwauling should begin in earnest.

As for Borges, I find him maddening a lot but when I go check things out I often find that the stuff he called was open but his players biffed it. Still, you never know if you're going to get something like 40 points on Notre Dame or an inexplicable fart. I watch opponents tee off on Michigan's run game without getting punished for it. One of the fun things about breaking down Rodriguez games was waiting for the knockout punch when RR figured out what you were doing to his run game and tweaked something that left you holding your guts and choking on his dust. I got how that system worked.

Borges… I don't know, man. Half the time I think he's great, half the time I think he's a goober. He, too, is stuck with one and only one quarterback.

Whoah.

I can't believe I never noticed this before, but I think Bo Pelini has a long lost twin.  

Sincerely,
Chris Banish '96

HungrynowPelini

Whoah. (Also you know that Pelini has killed someone with an axe and put them in a woodchipper.)

Comments

GoBlueNorthside

September 24th, 2013 at 12:17 PM ^

Regarding Endorsements:

Come play for our team. Every player will receive at least 100k in endorsements from local businesses. That state school doesn't offer nearly as many endorsements - you're much better off here.

Brhino

September 24th, 2013 at 1:11 PM ^

This is my concern as well. Phil Knight already dumps millions into Oregon facilities... imagine what he would do if he could pay players directly.  We'd never see a 5-star recruit again unless we came up with the cash.  Admittedly, Michigan would be able to keep up better than most, but still... I don't see how allowing 18-year-olds to become millionares because T. Boone Pickens wants to turn Oklahoma State into a juggernaught and has the cash to do is somehow better than what we have now.

JeepinBen

September 24th, 2013 at 1:24 PM ^

But phil knight is already dumping the millions. Would you rather have those millions go to the people providing the revenue or to a cool new building? There are already inherent advantages (Ann Arbor > East Lansing as cities for example) and inherent sums of money (Facilities, coaches/AD/admin salaries). The question is where the money goes - to the guy getting paid to make sure athletes don't get a dime? Or to the athletes who raise the money for the school? 

Brhino

September 24th, 2013 at 1:41 PM ^

There's a big difference between wowing recruits with your impressive facilities and flat out buying the players you want.  I'm not opposed to stipends and the like, but just plain deregulating payments to players seems like the death of game.

Texas boosters are already talking about backing up a dump truck full of cash to Nick Saban's house in an attempt to get him to fix their woes.  What if instead they're just going to pay ten million dollars each to get Johnny Manziel, Jadeveon Clowney, and 20 more of the best players they can find to transfer?  But then Texas A&M raises 15 million dollars to get Johnny to stay... Hell, maybe they setup a kickstarter!

Does that not sound like the death of college football (and basketball) to you?  Or do you just find it unlikely that it would come to that?

InterM

September 24th, 2013 at 2:08 PM ^

There is no limiting principle whatsoever to the "pay for endorsement" scheme.  Any booster with money can pay any desired player any desired amount of cash to "endorse" any "product" whatsoever.  Hey, my first-grader just colored this great picture of a pony, and I'll give Johnny Football a cool $10 million to tell anyone he sees how awesome it is and how to get their own copy absolutely free!  And, of course, some programs (Oregon) already have rich boosters standing by with pre-existing products to endorse.  If you try to devise a system to prevent such "abuses," pretty soon you've got the same 10-inch-thick rulebook we're trying to get rid of.  You called it, the death of college football.

Hannibal.

September 24th, 2013 at 2:31 PM ^

I used to feel this way, but not anymore.  It won't be the death of the game.  It will be the rebirth of it.  It would restore regional parity so that resource-heavy programs that don't have cheating cultures (e.g. Nebraska, Michigan) could be nationally elite again.  It would be the wild west for a few years, but after a while, a system would probably develop where there would be a "going rate" for guys and programs wouldn't get into a lot of bidding wars. 

It would also get a lot of the sleaze out of the game, I think. 

jg2112

September 24th, 2013 at 12:18 PM ^

One of the fun things about breaking down Rodriguez games was waiting for the knockout punch when RR figured out what you were doing to his run game and tweaked something that left you holding your guts and choking on his dust. I got how that system worked.

Those tweaks only took place between games, and then worked for 1-2 drives in the first quarter, until good defensive coordinators (Narduzzi, Bradley, Fickell, Parker, Wiscy) figured him out and stonewalled him into a 20-point deficit.

 

Hannibal.

September 24th, 2013 at 2:24 PM ^

Name the top level DCs that are "befuddled" by anyone when the other team only gets the ball nine or ten times and half the time it is inside their own 20, and can't add to their point totals by kicking field goals because their special teams are abysmal. 

Norm Parker was one of the guys that you named.  Michigan absolutely shredded Iowa in 2010 for over 500 yards.  We ended up with 420 yards and 31 points (with zero turnovers) against Penn State despite only getting the ball nine times.  We ended up with 28 points and significantly more yardage against Wisky than their average that year.  We piled up 600 yards and 45 regulation points against an Illinois team that was very strong defensively.  And we did this with a true sophomore new starter at QB with only one senior on the offensive line, mediocre receivers, and the worst set of tailbacks that I have seen at Michigan in my lifetime. 

Any mention of what Rodriguez did against Pat Narduzzi in this context is absurd.  Rodriguez's offense scored 21, 20, and 17 points in three outings against MSU.  Borges's offense has scored 14 and 12, with one pick six in there and zero offensive TDs in 2012.  And unlike RichRod, Borges had lots of senior O-linemen and an upperclassman QB. 

Hannibal.

September 24th, 2013 at 4:30 PM ^

Yes.  But we're not talking about special teams.  I'm not defending Rodriguez.  I'm not defending his recruiting results or his personnel choices on the team outside of the offense.  I'm debunking the notion that the statistical impressiveness of the 2010 offense was purely the result of piling up numbers against bad defenses.  It wasn't.  Or, at least, it wasn't in any greater proportion than any other Michigan offenses before or since.  It's a retarded myth that needs to die already. 

snarling wolverine

September 24th, 2013 at 5:53 PM ^

You are citing these stats out of context.
Norm Parker was one of the guys that you named. Michigan absolutely shredded Iowa in 2010 for over 500 yards.
I remember that game. We were down 28-7 in the third quarter, benched Denard, and basically told Tate, "Do your thing." He threw for a bunch of yards, but 1) that was hardly the regular RichRod offense and 2) the game was all but out of reach by that point.
We ended up with 420 yards and 31 points (with zero turnovers) against Penn State despite only getting the ball nine times.
We were down 31-10 in that game in the third quarter before our O got its head out of its ass.
We ended up with 28 points and significantly more yardage against Wisky than their average that year.
Same deal - we were down 24-0 at halftime. Yeah, we gained a bunch of meaningless yards/points in a game where we got killed. When the outcome was actually in doubt, we couldn't score. This was a general theme for the 2010 team when it played good opponents - not much O when it mattered, followed by a "heroic comeback" to make the final score merely ugly instead of humiliating.

kicknback1

September 24th, 2013 at 12:43 PM ^

Re the following quote from Peter in the OP;

I am worried about Hoke's ability to keep up with Urban Meyer.

Yeah, sorry...ain't gonna happen. No way can Hoke go for it on 4th and 4 when he's leading some dog 62-0. 

 

bluenectarine

September 24th, 2013 at 12:43 PM ^

Rich Rod was a country bumpkin. His system only works for crappy teams who can't really recruit. Any good team with an "NFL" type coordinator dominates his first grade stuff. Look at the NFL right now. Last year's rage was the silly "dual-threat" QB....hmmm, which QBs are doing well? Manning, Brees, Stafford, Luck, Russel Wilson (who really is way more drop back than dual threat)...where is Cam, Kapernick, and all these dual threats? Hurt or not very good...We have the right guys in charge....I am not going to bail on them until 2015...That is when they will have their guys in place...but I haven't given up on this year...because it is all up to Devin. If he plays like a real QB, we can be very good!!!

Sten Carlson

September 24th, 2013 at 3:22 PM ^

It's not hard to figure out why -- Hoke is winning.  His DC was able to take a defense that was ranked in the 100's to a defense that was ranked in the teens with essentially the same player.  Bottom line, if RR had won more, people might have been more willing to give him the "free pass" of which you speak.

jg2112

September 24th, 2013 at 1:06 PM ^

Say it once a week for the rest of the season:

The biggest problem with the offensive line is that there are only 4 scholarship offensive linemen in their 3rd, 4th or 5th years in this program, where there should be 12. Until that's fixed (and the only way to fix it is time), Funk deserves nothing less than an incomplete.

TwoFiveAD

September 24th, 2013 at 1:38 PM ^

Well put.

The majority of the time, if a college coach was given the option between taking a starting Senior Offensive Linemen on a Big East or MAC team over a highly recruited redshirt freshman or walk-on, on a BCS team, they are going with the Senior if it's just for that season.  

That's how the Trenches work.  These kids just don't magically mature because they put on the winged helmet.

Indiana Blue

September 24th, 2013 at 1:19 PM ^

and Fred Jackson given the obligatory, "yeah he's the running back coach".  Hey Fred START SCREAMING that you can't have Fitz as the #1, #2, #3 and #4 on the depth chart ! Hey - I got a 5 star running back @ 240lbs thta just might be able to get 1 or 2 yards.  The redshirt is gone ... its wasn't the B1G yet, and other than the opener, Green is essentially an un-tried TRUE freshman.  I find this inexplicable.  

Kalis is a stud and will be one of Michigan's greats at right guard.  Not sold on Glasgow as I'm haven't seen good technique and helping with the nose tackle ... and since we run behind Lewan - this can be key (is the problem coaching ? it seems overlooked).  I would also like to see some more substitution including trying Glasgow at center ... I mean why not ?   It shouldn't be a surprise that we are struggling with 3 first time starters ALL next to each other ... but when will they improve as a unit ?

Go Blue! 

French West Indian

September 24th, 2013 at 1:22 PM ^

Forget NCAA reform, how about NFL reform?

The NCAA student-athlete model works for about 99.9% of student athletes.  They are over 18 years old and free adults.  They choose to go to school in exchange for a scholarship.  Basically no problem there.*

The real problem is keeping out the pure athletes.  If a talented 18 year old athlete (e.g., Maurice Clarett, Tyrelle Pryor, etc) want to make money playing footbal then he should have the freedom to do it.  The NFL might argue that they are too young and thus exclude 18-21 year olds but that is bullshit because it pushes these athletes who are square pegs into the round hole of the college landscape.

The NFL basically punts on player development and leaves colleges with the difficult chore of doing this dirty.  Fuck the NFL.  As Atlantic Magazine recently pointed out, the NFL already has a shitload of business advantages based on politics that exploit the taxpaying public:

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/10/how-the-nfl-fleeces-taxpayers/309448/

This might sound radical, but if you are a college football fan, a true fan of the college game then you should consider the NFL an enemy and boycott them.  Seriously, fuck the NFL.

*Granted the NCAA shouldn't be putting specific players images on video game covers and blatantly exploiting that.  I'll concede that the NCAA screwed up on that issue.

Jeff09

September 24th, 2013 at 1:44 PM ^

What if we just let players go pro straight out of high school? They could opt to do Canada or Europe or NFL. They can also choose college but if they do, then they don't get paid and simply accept the education/coaching/s&c as their compensation, and have to abide by all the inane rules. But then they chose the inane rules

Hannibal.

September 24th, 2013 at 1:51 PM ^

I don't think that you need a year 4 to evaluate Funk.  Last year was a disaster too.  Barnum and Omameh left the program worse off than they were when Funk arrived, and Mealer performed at the rock bottom of the range of expectations.  The next guy that Darrel Funk actually develops himself into being an above average lineman will be his first. 

ca_prophet

September 24th, 2013 at 4:06 PM ^

You know, the guy who appears to be our best hope on the interior line, coming from no pedigree? Omameh's decline has been discussed here many times before - he is a victim of scheme, as we just don't run plays that take advantage of his mobile-but-can't-pull talents. Barnum got hurt but that's hardly on Funk. Meager was a bottom of the depth chart player pressed into the hardest spot to master (and did better than anyone else) - we couldn't reasonably expect anything other than "Snap the ball on time and don't get hurt". The difference between rock bottom and sky-top is about two plays per season there. I really don't get the desire to scapegoat Funk for three years worth of recruiting debacles that occurred before he even stepped on campus, when the evidence suggests he's doing at worst a decent job with table scraps of talent.

MGlobules

September 24th, 2013 at 2:35 PM ^

vented from maximizing their profit-making capabilities as a red herring. For one thing, it speaks to the issues of a very narrow stratum of athletes in just a couple of sports. For another thing, we draw lines around all kinds of activities in this world to protect them from becoming mere instruments of the market, because not everything (taking care of the elderly, sick, and YOUNG, for example) can be subjected to such logic without considerable collateral harm to many. 

I think that the NFL and NBA should simply not be allowed to use college football and bball as de facto minor leagues without some compensation to colleges--that they should pay in, and that revenue collected from them should be spread around, such that the 9x% of schools that don't make money can even the playing field a bit. (They would at first balk, but there would be plenty of ways to pressure them to do so.) We should make damned sure that college athletes, all of them, are very well taken care of, partly on the premise that they contribute to the well-being of everyone on campus, whether they play women's soccer, hoop, whatever (no one kid should suffer because one sport is less popular, and the popularity of sports waxes and wanes).

And then really, really good insurance should be provided to college athletes--maybe all students--that adequately compensates for loss of future earnings if they are injured. Otherwise, if they choose to stay and play they assume some risk. 

The NCAA, meanwhile, should really be run by the college presidents, or even by academic committees, with heavy penalties applied to rule-breaking schools, and the balls/ovaries summoned to let the chips fall where they may for a while. Believe me, there is a ton of resentment out there at OSU and Alabama and schools that combine both regular rule-flouting and success. And the chance for other schools to rise and succeed while Alabama sat five years out would be welcomed by many, healthy for football (for example). 

MaizeJacket

September 24th, 2013 at 2:40 PM ^

I don't think anyone can doubt that Rich Rodriguez had Plan A, and that was it.  He also trusted in his system so much and overtrusted his players with it that it bit him in the ass one too many times.  In Three and Out there were several instances of the same quote during game day provided to the reader.  "He's just not seeing it!"  "It's right there!" Rich would say.  Certainly RR's system had a proven track record, but part of his downfall was that he didn't simplify his playbook for his freshmen/walk-on quarterbacks in his first couple of years.  That's why all the turnovers happened, that's why when Plan A was deciphered, it was Game Over.  

 

By no means am I saying that Borges is a genius and RR is a bum.  RR will do great out in AZ, because you're not playing B1G teams that are heavier than the guys RR wanted and run the ball 30 straight times at you.  The Pac 12 is a speed league and RR fits right in there.  AZ will be an 8- and 9- win team with him there.

 

Borges has a proven track record too, however.  He OC'ed Auburn's 2004 undefeated team and of course worked with Hoke at San Diego St in 2010 when the Aztecs put up 35 a game and won 9 games after the bowl win.  I do agree though that Borges can be inconsistent and wild.  The general trend I've noticed among OCs is that they outsmart themselves a lot.  It's the classic scene from The Princess Bride which I'm sure most everyone knows.  They have a lot of time to play and replay scenarios in their brain and end up devising what they think is a crafty and sneaky game plan or series of plays when in reality it's a jumbled mess of mess that makes no sense at all.  That is the one thing about RR, you pretty much knew what was coming...more of a one-track mind he's got.  Borges can give you anything.

BraveWolverine730

September 24th, 2013 at 3:07 PM ^

Ahh nothing riles up the natives more than suggesting anything other than RR was an utter country bumpkin who didn't know anything about football. It doesn't seem that hard, RR had a good offense that would have been great had he had time for his players to mature (note: the fact that he didn't have that time was 100% his fault for hiring GERG). I think Borges will have a good offensse this year that can be great next year if we get OL and QB development.  I really don't see what all the anger is about. 

Schembo

September 24th, 2013 at 3:52 PM ^

I don't know either.  We knew the interior line was going to be a issue coming into the season.  Those guys had no prior game experience and shouldn't even be on the field right now at this point in their careers, but we have no upperclassmen on the Oline that can fill the interior positions.   

3rdGenerationBlue

September 24th, 2013 at 4:39 PM ^

I think you are a goober all the time and It is safe to assume Al Borges could care less what you think of him. In terms of the players "biffing it", why don't you show the world your football skills sometime? Here is a challenge for you - I'll donate $500 to the charity of your choice if you put on pads and play tackle football for four quarters against some of the players you love to criticize or against the JV team at any local high school. The rest of us can create a UFR and debate about whether you suck or not.

bokee88

September 24th, 2013 at 9:14 PM ^

I don't always agree with Brian either, but your argument doesn't hold water. That would mean we could never criticize the president because none of us on this board have ever been in charge of a country. Or we couldn't criticize the police if we have never been a cop. Or we couldn't...

Also, brian frequently praises athletes when there is great effort or success. Is he not allowed to praise people either. Should we not applaud at a game unless we've played college football?