CBS Report: Alabama players took deer antler spray, other banned substances before 2012 BCS Championship
January 29th, 2013 at 7:39 PM ^
of certificated kittens.
January 29th, 2013 at 7:58 PM ^
and I will send you the fighting kitten certificate. If you require a specific certification, I can offer that service as well for a small additional fee.
January 29th, 2013 at 7:59 PM ^
Smart man. Kittens depreciate pretty fast...
January 29th, 2013 at 8:04 PM ^
It would be interesting to know if IGF-I from the topical spray would actually make it into the bloom stream in detectable amounts.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:31 PM ^
an early bloomer or a late bloomer.
January 29th, 2013 at 10:57 PM ^
O_o
Da fuqqqqqqqqqq..................
LOL wow. I have now heard everything.
Is this real life???
January 29th, 2013 at 6:05 PM ^
Apparently a male stripper was among the folks who gave the players this deer antler spray.
No wonder 'Bama won, Their players were taking illegal animal spray from male strippers while the other team was mourning fake dead girlfrends.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:06 PM ^
One of the finest posts these sweet eyes have ever seen.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:13 PM ^
Roll Tide.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:15 PM ^
Good joke, but this is the year prior.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:20 PM ^
No way that a Les Miles-coached team featuring Tyrann Mathieu didn't have a few fake dead girlfriends somewhere...
January 29th, 2013 at 7:18 PM ^
Was Craig James involved?
January 29th, 2013 at 8:31 PM ^
January 29th, 2013 at 8:54 PM ^
Best not to bring him up. Otherwise somebody is sure to make a post about Craig James allegedly killiing five fake on-line hooker girlfriends using red deer antler spray while at SMU.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:31 PM ^
Oh it's from last year? I retract my statement then. That post sucks.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:12 PM ^
Active link to the story, if I am correct - (LINK)
"An Alabama official told SI that S.W.A.T.S. had been sent two cease-and-desist letters by the program, and Auburn and LSU have sent similar letters -- letters the company displays in its offices -- after similar run-ins with the company."
Why do I have this image of this company's sales training being something out of Mel Brooks' "History Of The World: Part I"?
Be correct. Be polite. Push the deer antler spray - we're stuck with it.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:18 PM ^
It's my understanding that it will amount to nothing because there isn't really anything to pursue. The university has been pro-active about keeping these guys away from their players, so there's no institutional issue. And the players involved, as I understand it, aren't on-field contributors, plus we're talking about snake oil remedies like deer antler (yes, contains small amounts of IGF-1, but tiny amounts that would do nothing even at 100x the dosages given to the players), light beams, and holographic stickers.
Aside from the total weirdness aspect, there really isn't anything to see here from a competitive standpoint. At least that's what I've gathered from reports that actually follow up with who did what and what these things supposedly do.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:40 PM ^
Well if the players are taking banned substances, they are ineligible, no? And if they are ineligible, the win should be vacated.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:59 PM ^
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January 29th, 2013 at 7:38 PM ^
someone saw the episode and got the reference.
+1 to you!
January 29th, 2013 at 6:29 PM ^
A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:41 PM ^
I almost guarantee no one under 30 yrs old gets that most excellent use of a movie quote.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:57 PM ^
"Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!"
But I must confess, I'm 47 years old.
January 29th, 2013 at 7:13 PM ^
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January 29th, 2013 at 8:27 PM ^
24, and I've watched that movie at least half a dozen times.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:07 AM ^
...but they're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:53 PM ^
So can I get this at Lowes?
January 29th, 2013 at 7:17 PM ^
$39.95 for six ounces. You can also get a European version at Williams-Sonoma for $59.95 for four ounces.
January 29th, 2013 at 8:28 PM ^
January 30th, 2013 at 1:08 AM ^
Do you work at all of those places?
January 29th, 2013 at 6:54 PM ^
Surely that's already a euphemism for...something.
January 29th, 2013 at 7:03 PM ^
January 29th, 2013 at 8:18 PM ^
January 29th, 2013 at 7:17 PM ^
January 29th, 2013 at 7:18 PM ^
First, they spike LSU's Gatorade and a Honey Badger goes bat-shit crazy?
Then they substitute it for Te'O's GF's spray tan, causing her to become invisible and eventually expire?
Imagine the justice we could weild with such a weapon.
Sparty and ohio tears would quench the parched thirst of many a midwestern farmer's plot.
Kickstarter anyone?
January 29th, 2013 at 7:25 PM ^
January 29th, 2013 at 7:27 PM ^
dumb
January 29th, 2013 at 7:29 PM ^
January 29th, 2013 at 7:40 PM ^
Any links to this? Usually a link is added to the main post
January 29th, 2013 at 11:17 PM ^
LOL best part of that article:
"The North Korean soccer association attempted to cover its ass by claiming that its deered up athletes were undergoing a traditional Korean treatment given to people after they are struck by lightning. Yes, they expected FIFA officials to believe that five members of the team were simultaneously struck by lightning and had to receive treatment that just happened to have a performance enhancing side effect."
(Please click through and give them a page view. It's pretty funny.)
January 29th, 2013 at 7:47 PM ^
alabama's DOOOMMMED!
January 29th, 2013 at 8:31 PM ^