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10/21/2018 - 11:00am My neighbor, across the…

My neighbor, across the street, said the same thing.

09/30/2018 - 12:48am It certainly didn't help to…

It certainly didn't help to have Hudson on the bench for the first half of the last two games.

Aside from the obvious downgrade talent-wise, I think he is also responsible for helping with on field alignment adjustments, etc.

09/24/2018 - 8:30am The "never could" I was…

The "never could" I was referring to was the '97 season. That team was 1 kicked pass away from a loss to Mizzou. They never could have/would have "won" a share of that title without the "fabulous parting gift" bullshit that got used to justify a title

Anyone and everyone watching that year knew Michigan was a far superior team, in every way and would have throttled Nebraska, head to head.

Even the Nebraska fans I partied with at the Alamo Bowl a few years later conceded that point.

09/24/2018 - 8:10am ^^^Agree. 


09/24/2018 - 4:41am Chris Howard definitely…

Chris Howard definitely knows more about it than I do. But, I also thought D Bush looked a half step slower.

I thought it was either a byproduct of the rigorous S&C program, or an optical illusion. Bigger guys just "look" slower than thinner guys, IMO.

Although, he only needs to be fast enough to cut off the corner on a RB, or shoot the gap on a blitz. He still seems plenty fast enough to get that done.


09/19/2018 - 12:14am I remember that season like…

I remember that season like it was yesterday. Michigan would have destroyed Nebraska. And it wouldn't have been close.

The coaches knew it. The media knew it. The fans knew it. Most importantly, the teams knew it. That was the best defense I've ever seen in college, bar none.

The split NC was all about getting Osborne something his coaching and team never could. 

Fuck Scott Frost and, Fuck Nebraska.


09/18/2018 - 8:35pm I think that is a good…

I think that is a good option 

09/13/2018 - 12:23am Pro Tip Addendum: DeathCon 4…

Pro Tip Addendum: DeathCon 4 - She starts yelling at you in her native tongue, which is not English, and you are not ordinarily able to comprehend, yet somehow now have a fluent comprehension of.

Run. Do not walk. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. 

09/11/2018 - 2:34am That is a nice block. I like…

That is a nice block. I like the shorts in the second photo too. Anyone know if they're available to the public, and where?

09/10/2018 - 1:18am Here's a thought. Let's ask…

Here's a thought. Let's ask Gary and Winovich which tackles are the toughest to beat in practice and make them the starters.

If we're not content that the coaches are actually good at talent evaluation and, you know, coaching.

Either way, the coaches and players know a lot more about who best fits the scheme. The guys that are in the game are the best option, for better or worse.

09/05/2018 - 2:22am OU, USC, PACK12. These are…

OU, USC, PACK12. These are not BIG teams and that style of offense hasn't thrived in this conference. Ohio State has probably the closest style with their Offense, and hasn't put up those numbers. Michigan tried with RR, and we all saw how that turned out.

09/05/2018 - 1:25am Not so sure about…

Not so sure about demolishing Nebraska. I think Frost has that game circled as an early season opportunity for a signature win in his inaugural season with the Huskers. He seems like a good coach and has arguably better talent than the last time his team "out hit" Michigan.

09/04/2018 - 3:00am I think everyone is…

I think everyone is wondering what's going on with JH. He certainly has changed his demeanor over the last couple of years. Reminds me of a saying...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

09/03/2018 - 10:21am My only disagreement with… My only disagreement with this is about the upcoming opponents who've never heard of playing "dorfence". That is exactly what they play, and should give our offense time to iron out some of the wrinkles.
09/03/2018 - 10:08am Bye Felicia? Bye Felicia?
09/01/2018 - 8:44am We remember the Alamo...

We remember the Alamo...

...Bowl. Pitch the damn ball, Ecker!

Am I doing this right?

08/31/2018 - 11:04pm Watching the Stanford/ SDSU… Watching the Stanford/ SDSU game on FS1. I swear the color guy keeps calling SDSU the Ass-Techs
08/31/2018 - 10:00am Who downvotes a picture of…

Who downvotes a picture of someone flipping off a pretentious notre dame vanity plate.

To hell with you, whoever you are. And to hell with notre dame


08/31/2018 - 6:24am (No subject)


08/31/2018 - 3:26am It's never too late (or too…

It's never too late (or too early) to BBQ

08/31/2018 - 12:13am You can't coach overthrowing…

You can't coach overthrowing a wide open received by 20 yards.

You can coach read progressions, but can't actually do it for the kid.

Best of luck to Wilton, but his ceiling wasn't high enough to get Michigan to the promised land. At some crucial point in his time at UCLA, we will all be reminded of that.

08/30/2018 - 11:18pm i married an Asian girl, and…

i married an Asian girl, and I assure you, she is no consolation prize.

EDIT: But, i get what you're saying.

08/30/2018 - 11:12pm Every time I read a Mattison…

Every time I read a Mattison presser or quote, i hear his gravely voice in my head. The quote on Gary's health was pure gold.

08/28/2018 - 10:42pm This is completely accurate,…

This is completely accurate, if you replace "life goals" with "office porn"

08/26/2018 - 11:02pm Neither was my POS stepdad,…

Neither was my POS stepdad, but that didn't mean he wasn't guilty of it.

I can only hope Zach gets the same payback: 2 bullets to the scrotum.

08/26/2018 - 10:58pm WBF, I think I speak for all…

WBF, I think I speak for all the rational MGoBlog faithful here, when I say, Fuck off.

08/26/2018 - 10:54pm You might have to nix…

You might have to nix Minnesota, they've had their own issues. More basketball than football, but still...

08/26/2018 - 2:05pm Bye Felicia.

Bye Felicia.

08/26/2018 - 9:22am That's great news. I'm…

That's great news. I'm really rooting for Schoenle. If Tarik Black's (alleged) injury is legitimate, and more than minor, Nate may get the chance to earn it, aside from his already valuable ST contributions and work ethic.


EDIT: This also gives the offense ESP.




08/26/2018 - 2:46am AMFHG?

I knew I shouldn't…


I knew I shouldn't have bartered my soul for that NC in '97. Sorry, millennial Michigan fans. 

08/24/2018 - 12:40am Longballs, if you think…

Longballs, if you think enabling a decade of spousal abuse is somehow a lesser crime than those other offenses, you are wrong.

As someone who lived through that unique type of tortured existence as a child, I can tell you, it is every bit as devastating.

08/19/2018 - 10:12pm But, if he does get fired,…

But, if he does get fired, will you eat a whole lemon?.

Just asking for a friend....

08/13/2018 - 3:59pm 1. The players are currently…

1. The players are currently compensated by scholarship.

2. The University benefits monetarily through their athletic participation

3. Let the players be compensated by third parties for use of their image.

4. If in University gear, both player ad school receive compensation

5. ???????


08/12/2018 - 10:58am "We're going to win by 21+…

"We're going to win by 21+..."

How many yards are you going to gain? TDs?

08/12/2018 - 12:06am Either a small, signed photo…

Either a small, signed photo of Bo, that I got from him at a fundraising dinner in TC, or a small jewelry/music box, with a picture of "The Victors" on it, that I got from an old friend from St. Ignace. I've never seen another like it.

He was the only other Michigander in a little town in WI, where I lived, and a diehard fan. He had a ton of stories about the team from the pre-Bo era.

RIP, Dave

08/07/2018 - 1:15pm So, he's gotta be the…

So, he's gotta be the consensus SOTY, right?

Also, maybe his nick name should be: Ronnie (Pavlov's) Bell, bc every time I watch those highlights, I begin to salivate.

08/06/2018 - 12:51pm DirecTVnow. This is a really…

DirecTVnow. This is a really good option, since it's only around $50 and you still get the BTN and most of the "good" channels. It cuts out a lot of the music channels, which I can do without anyway.

As a side note, if you have standard DirecTV and want to switch, I recommend calling to cancel and mentioning that to the CSR. When I did, they offered me the current DirecTV package (that I was paying $70/mo., already a deep discount ($130 normally), for $25/mo., for an entire year!

To top that off, I had a problem with my combined ATT/DirecTV combined bill, and when I called about that, they gave me an additional $20/mo. discount on my DirecTV service.

So now, I have the premium DirecTV package (250 channels) for $5/mo. for the next 12 months!

08/05/2018 - 1:06am Breaston >>>Mc Doom

Breaston >>>Mc Doom

08/03/2018 - 11:42pm Because 100 proof antifreeze 

Because 100 proof antifreeze 

08/03/2018 - 11:09pm Hell yeah. I'd eat one too,…

Hell yeah. I'd eat one too, if it would help appease the AUMHGs!

08/03/2018 - 12:49am Is this a cool story bro…

Is this a cool story bro moment?

08/01/2018 - 11:02pm *permanent limp

*permanent limp

08/01/2018 - 10:42pm This comment us more on…

This comment us more on point than you realize. My mom, sister, brother and I suffered through years of this type of abuse. Finally, after seeing no other recourse, my mom took matters into her own hands.

One night, after some particularly vicious beatings, she produced and hand gun and promptly put 2 slugs into my stepfather's scrotum.

It did not kill him, but he gained a permanent limo, a healthier respect for women and, as far as I know, never put hands on another woman or child.

True story.

07/31/2018 - 1:16am Racist: Porch monkey, spear…

Racist: Porch monkey, spear chucker, slope, pan face, etc.

Melon head, not so much, or at least ambiguous enough to give the benefit of doubt.

I went to a school with a guy people used to call punkin head. Not because they were racist, but because his head was shaped like a punkin.

Lighten up, Francis.

07/30/2018 - 12:15am Actually, I was staying at…

Actually, I was staying at the same hotel as some Nebraska fans in San Antonio, for the Alamo Bowl a few years ago. We wound up partying together after the game and they were pretty decent. They even acknowledged their Huskers got lucky in that game.

Pitch the damn ball, Ecker!

07/29/2018 - 11:54pm It is if you are an alumnus…

It is if you are an alumnus.

I gots money invested in our University.

07/29/2018 - 11:43pm Dammit, I was really hoping…

Dammit, I was really hoping he would be able to stick it out. I think he could have taken TI's carries this year and have a break out year. 

Good luck, Kareem!

07/29/2018 - 1:08pm 2. Galaga*


2. Galaga*

f&*$%ng autocorrect 

07/29/2018 - 1:06pm 1. Centipede

2. Malaga


1. Centipede

2. Malaga

3. Pong

Am I doing this right, where do I put the postage stamp?

07/28/2018 - 11:49am I dated a former Auburn…

I dated a former Auburn cheerleader (obligatory humble brag) and her response to that phrase (every time) was, "...around the rim and down the hole.", followed by "War damn eagle." I still think that and laugh, every time I hear Roll Tide, Roll.