The second activity of Festivus: The feats of strength
I planned on holding the feats of strength a bit later, but since my wife is forcing me to go to Frankenmuth, I'll post it now. (Apparently Bronner's is more important than my sitting on my couch with nothing better to do, than celebrate Festivus, and come up with humorous names for my new Bernese Mountain pup) 4 days off my ass!
Since the "internetz" have yet to prefect punching someone through a computer screen, the feats of strength will have to be proven through other means. So, I figured who ever posts a funnier image than I am about to post, then Festivus can truly end.
[EDIT: PGB - "The Feats of Strength is the final tradition observed in the celebration of Festivus, celebrated immediately following the Festivus dinner. The head of the household selects one person at the Festivus celebration and challenges that person to a wrestling match. Evidently, the person may decline if they have something else to do, as Kramer did in the episode. Tradition states that Festivus is not over until the head of the household is pinned in a wrestling match."]
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:28 PM ^
Before he realized he didn't have a prenup.
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:14 PM ^
Makes no sense whatsover but this one is my favorite....
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:17 PM ^
Unofficial feat of strength (only stayed on 6.5 seconds). Not bad without spurs!
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 PM ^
Sweet Fancy Moses
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM ^
that Brian's face has not yet been photoshopped into that photo?
EDIT: someone please do this and make his pants blue, and add a Buckeye hat for her. please please please please please
December 23rd, 2011 at 3:25 PM ^
I'm in awe.
December 23rd, 2011 at 4:48 PM ^
You have brought so much joy to so many this holiday season.
December 23rd, 2011 at 5:13 PM ^
If this isn't front page material, I don't know what is. Well done, sir.
December 23rd, 2011 at 5:14 PM ^
Is this photo available in the mahogany frame at MDen?
December 23rd, 2011 at 8:05 PM ^
Two of us almost died laughing at this picture. Well maybe we didnt almost die, but I'm 99% sure my wife stopped breathing for about 19 seconds...
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:02 PM ^
The internets, won them you have!
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:36 PM ^
photobomb pic isnt on this by the time I get back, you've all failed.
Edit: I have zero idea how I missed the post right above mine.
MAYBE CAUSE IT NEEDED TO BE SAID TWICE.
December 23rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM ^
AARGGG!!!
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:33 PM ^
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:10 PM ^
If so, this could be the funniest thing I've seen on the internets!
Cheers!
December 23rd, 2011 at 3:38 PM ^
via reddit frontpage. This guy is old now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4zEAPZxtBA&feature=related
edit: embed fail
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 PM ^
This, is full of win.
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 PM ^
December 24th, 2011 at 11:43 PM ^
Face skating, epic.
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM ^
Bring it Mother Fucker
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:15 PM ^
And, there it is. That's a big ass baby!
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:17 PM ^
This contest is over. Give that man the $10,000. The ball. His groin. It works at so many levels.
December 24th, 2011 at 4:24 AM ^
LB in the back makes this. Subliminal some will miss. Well played sir.
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:19 PM ^
This could be the WORST friend ever:
December 23rd, 2011 at 3:18 PM ^
This is definately not how I imagined you, profit.
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:44 PM ^
feets of strength . . . .
December 23rd, 2011 at 2:57 PM ^
This is awesome. It's really the only picture required. Except, of course, for the Brian photobomb thread, which should just be linked to from this thread.
December 23rd, 2011 at 3:41 PM ^
This is the winner!
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 PM ^
Agreed. This is the undisputed champion of Festivus feats of strength. I would argue that it was one of the great moments in Big House history. Well done. I believe that Frank has been pinned, and Festivus can officially end.