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What an immensely underrated…

What an immensely underrated tv show 

Warde looks like his blood…

Warde looks like his blood has the viscosity of maple syrup 

Hold me now
I'm six feet…

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge 
And I'm thinking
Maybe six feet ain't so far down

The first call they should…

The first call they should make is Kalen DeBoer and I will accept no other answer 

Use promo code PMT on…

Use promo code PMT on Gametime

If you have to ask how to…

If you have to ask how to talk trash then you’re not built for that game.

Emailed you but got a bounce…

Emailed you but got a bounce back. Hit me up at Meeks dot andrew @ gmail

They have a pepper bar!

They have a pepper bar!

He is, objectively, not a…

He is, objectively, not a good football player

What if, and hear me out…

What if, and hear me out here, you just ignore him? I may be going out on a limb here but 75% of things to work emails is nonsense. Remember that someone having your email is essentially meaningless.

I’d say this photo and the…

I’d say this photo and the one of Hugh Freeze coaching from the hospital bed are the two funniest CFB images of all time 

*Wet fart noise*
 

Who…

*Wet fart noise*
 

Who gives a shit about Cade. He left this team. Stop posting stuff about him.

What’s next? Gonna hit us with an article that O’Maury Samuel is running a gym? That Andre Seldon tips great at Applebees? That Drew Singleton coaches flag football?

Those who STAY matter.

I bet $500 on April 1 at …

I bet $500 on April 1 at +1200 odds. When we win, the first round in Houston is on me!

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https://twitter.com…

https://twitter.com/isaiahhole/status/1728618630706004453

There are a LOT of nerds who…

There are a LOT of nerds who come to this site; and I mean a ton. I love their insights on most things but they are so weird about Dave because he’s this brash, outspoken caricature and they HATE that he has a Michigan degree. He was the guy that represented the Greeks/Jocks that they saw in undergrad.

The mob here will also lean on Dave’s past mistakes (which are all very public and not illegal whatsoever) and link out journalistic clickbait to said stories, yet they will scream about Pete Thamel and other media because it doesn’t fit their ideological standards.

Hating Dave around here is hypocrisy in so many ways. The dude the most outspoken media star, with the biggest platform, and absolutely loves Michigan, yet not one dork around here can embrace that because “his internet character is mean.” 

 

Shocking that no one is…

Shocking that no one is running to coach Texas Average & Mid University.

This definitely puts some…

This definitely puts some pepper in my pecker!

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Kirk Barton slurs more than…

Kirk Barton slurs more than Gary Busey or young RDJ

TLDR: he shit on everyone…

TLDR: he shit on everyone and everything and came out as a troll. It was a scene, but everyone thinks he’s a scumbag, which is true

Can you imagine if Jim just…

Can you imagine if Jim just bought a ticket to The Game and sat in the stands like one of us? Just before kickoff they turn the stadium cameras on him and his whole family cheering the boys on and the stadium loses their minds? 
 

That would be one of the all-time master troll jobs in the history of sports.

Argue to who? Present which…

Argue to who? Present which new “facts” to a board that doesn’t exist? Us caving validated TP’s wide-reaching Judge Dredd power more in the future than ever. I love that you think that if something new shows up this is going to magically go through due process and some trial. We are literally playing by the rules of Who’s Line Is It Anyway

Good thing I bet them at …

Good thing I bet them at +1200 in early April!

Domani Jackson is straight…

Domani Jackson is straight doo doo

Football happened  

Football happened  

Actually, looks like El Pres…

Actually, looks like El Pres already did the work for you!

 

As soon as you make one…

Love it - I imagine someone is working on it already 

Well she did go to Michigan…

Well she did go to Michigan for her undergrad degree, sooooo

Go Prez Go!

Go Prez Go!

This content is a refreshing…

This content is a refreshing palette cleanser that I enjoyed 

“Ryan Day kisses the tip of…

“Ryan Day kisses the tip of a hotdog before he eats it”

One of the greatest videos…

One of the greatest videos of the Old Internet

You mean SantasFist

You mean SantasFist

What a fucking G

What a fucking G

If a mob can cause someone…

If a mob can cause someone to be fired, then I’m getting my pitchfork and torch ready to march on that sloppy fuck Warde.

Brother, this ain’t the 50’s…

Brother, this ain’t the 50’s and these guys are friends or buddies. Maybe there is mutual, high-level respect, and a few of them could speak occasionally, but these are men who command armies of gladiators and you want them to talk out their problems? Air their grievances?

it should have been handled by an AD with a spine (ie Dave Brandon and Stretchgate) not by a limp-wristed, slack-jawed, fearful, cowering, blimp like Warde Manual. Someone should have been out in front of this beating the drum of the PR machine to demand evidence, due process and the investigation to play out.

He actually doesn’t say…

He actually doesn’t say anything though. Every episode is the same vagaries, promises to come later, the truth will set us free, etc.

Sam Webb out here shooting out detailed volumes daily.

I agree here. I am both here…

I agree here. I am both here and 247, alternating. The way I tend to break them down is:

- the homepage content here is far more useful, detailed and insightful

- the boards at 247 are a lot more active with nuance topics.

that last bullet isn’t me ripping this board (I’m clearly here now and have got more upvotes than down), but I just feel both provide a balance and/or fill the void of the other.

*Also, a subscription to 247 comes with free Showtime and Paramount+, so that alone is a massive win.

 

I'm just glad you removed…

I'm just glad you removed that saint Coach Eric Taylor

Our low-level staffers…

Our low-level staffers should all be called low-life staffers after this year

Luckily, the internet is…

Luckily, the internet is already one step ahead of you

I hope he has room in his…

I hope he has room in his truck for the camera. The guns take up quite a bit of space.

Thank you!

Thank you!

You should check under the…

You should check under the same paywalled site where the same person you’re referencing said that the NCAA WAS NOT in town today and coaches are on the road.

This is the best comment I…

This is the best comment I’ve seen today. Thank you.

If you’re asking me if I…

If you’re asking me if I would have made the same choice that Frames Janklin did the answer is no. And that’s the same answer for that question any time you ask.

I think there's a general…

I think there's a general misunderstanding of what is a rule and what isn't when it comes to this topic.

  • Sign stealing in-game is NOT illegal. Anyone can do it and the best coaches do. This is the cross Brent Venables carried for many years and made OSU switch up their gameplan against Clemson during their CFB Playoff matchup a few years back
  • Where sign stealing becomes illegal is if someone is stealing signs and using audio or video equipment and sharing it with coaches in-game
  • The other place it's illegal (and this seems to be the crux of these alleged accusations) is that a staff member is not allowed to scout opponents IN PERSON during the season

     
Currently on the phone with…

Currently on the phone with Mel, but he's taken the conversation a different direction...

This is my favorite:
"before…

This is my favorite:

"before the season I predicted we had a real shot of winning the B1G West. so far the only thing that has gotten in the way of achieving that is we haven't won any of our B1G games"