I did not make this headline up
- Member for
- 3 years 43 weeks
- View recent blog entries
|15 hours 41 min ago||Well that's how you beat the||
Well that's how you beat the press: play good D so they never get the opportunity to press.
|3 days 21 hours ago||Since it doesn't stop solid||
Since it doesn't stop solid objects, it won't be much good at helping our passing defense. Protecting the fans from the shock wave of a Jabrill Peppers tackle, on the other hand, would be a worthwhile endeavor.
|1 week 6 days ago||How many teams can even think||
How many teams can even think about hitting .500 after losing seven of the team's best players in only one year? Beilein uber alles.
|1 week 6 days ago||From what I heard about||
From what I heard about Berkley, I believe that. The STEM programs there are intense.
|2 weeks 23 hours ago||Send in the subs!||
Send in the subs!
|3 weeks 2 days ago||Why wasn't that foul ten||
Why wasn't that foul ten seconds ago?
|3 weeks 2 days ago||All right pack it in guys.||
All right pack it in guys. It's over.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE||
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS?
|6 weeks 1 day ago||He sees a vision of himself||
He sees a vision of himself ruining the program. He does not know what he did.
|8 weeks 2 days ago||It's amazing how Michigan||
It's amazing how Michigan transitioned from the best scoring outfit in KenPom history to a scrappy defensive squad. For a "system guy," Coach B has got to be the most versatile coach in the game.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||This Will Be Ugly But Who||
This Will Be Ugly But Who Cares Because HARBAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
|9 weeks 3 days ago||Like that time he won the||
Like that time he won the Super Bowl?
|10 weeks 2 days ago||Hello Senior Levert?||
Hello Senior Levert?
|10 weeks 3 days ago||o.O||
|11 weeks 4 days ago||Most accurate kicker in NFL||
Most accurate kicker in NFL history? Thanks for the jinx.
|11 weeks 4 days ago||Welp.||
|12 weeks 4 days ago||#1 run defense my ass.||
#1 run defense my ass.
|13 weeks 5 days ago||The 5 is the toughest||
The 5 is the toughest position to plug an freshman and have him be successful. Out only 5 who has played the position before is 6'7". Once we get a good interior threat, everything else will fall into place. Give em time. We'll be fine.
|15 weeks 5 days ago||I've been fighting off||
I've been fighting off fatigue for the better part of the year. It sucks, but my boss gave me some good advice. Your job is getting better, and if you're anywhere near as good at that as you are at writing you'll be in great shape. Work hard at resting up and best of luck.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||Classic Boren.||
|16 weeks 5 days ago||MANBALL! (retain Hoke?)||
MANBALL! (retain Hoke?)
|17 weeks 5 days ago||That play was Michigan's||
That play was Michigan's season in a nutshell
|17 weeks 5 days ago||Michigan football. In the||
Michigan football. In the last minute and a half. Lolololol.
|17 weeks 5 days ago||Are we a spread team now?||
Are we a spread team now?
|18 weeks 2 days ago||Minnesota game. Three series||
Minnesota game. Three series after it's painfully obvious to all <100,000 fans in the stadium that Shane Morris can barely walk, let alone play quarterback, Devin Gardner comes in and almost effortlessly leads a touchdown drive, but it's too late to make the game competitve. Guy just didn't know how to win when he had the tools.
|18 weeks 3 days ago||That picture is of a man who||
That picture is of a man who clearly knows right from wrong and even more clearly knows he is on the wrong side of the line. He'll pay his dues to society through the legal system, then I wish him the best of luck in getting his life on track.
|18 weeks 3 days ago||Remember when Beilein said||
Remember when Beilein said Max Bielfeldt was unguardable and we all laughed? Me neither.
|18 weeks 5 days ago||I guess this means the Irish||
I guess this means the Irish aren't playing Northwestern anymore?
|19 weeks 5 days ago||On the bright side, Funchess||
On the bright side, Funchess played himself well out of the first round and he's coming back next year?
|20 weeks 5 days ago||Indiana wanted the ball back?||
Indiana wanted the ball back? Drake Johnson says, "Here ya go."