Your CFB Hate distribution
You've got 100% of your "CFB Hate" to disperse. Who gets what percent?
For me.....
OSU: 92%
MSU 5%
Clemson 2%
Texas 1%
My disdain for OSU is unhealthy and unrelenting. I refuse to draft Cleveland Browns in my FF league. I won't pick a mid-major from Ohio during March Madness. I loathed Lebron, then was "OK" with him and now dislike him again. I think Matta looks like Gargamel from the Smurfs. And my biggest UM pet peeve is when people debate.."What is UM's biggest game on the schedule?"
80% OSU
10% MSU
10% RCMB/Bucknuts
Fuck Ohio
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To hell with Notre Dame
Agree. By far the greatest omission in OP's hate distribution. I (a lifelong Duke fan, yes, yes, I will get the fuck out, just a minute) would go with:
1. Ohio State
2. UNC
3. Notre Dame
4. Staee
5. UConn
6. Kentucky
Surprised Maryland isn't on your list (as a Duke fan).
Because, you know, Maryland thinks they're your rival. So...
Yes, that is why they are not on the list.
I suppose if I lived in Michigan, Sparty may be 25%, but in CA (aside from one unfortunate Rose Bowl appearance), Sparty fans don't move here in large numbers.
General Disdain: Michigan State, UCLA, Notre Dame, Oregon, Texas, Tennessee,
SEC fans, Wisconsin fans, Cal fans
33% Notre Dame
33% MSU
33% OSU
I'm an equal opportunity hater.
I'm in the same boat. The only difference would be that my ND hate turns to IU hate during bball season.
Just like their fans do.
25% OSU
50% MSU
25% ND
I hate MSU a lot more than the other 2 purely due to the shitty times I've had in EL during games.
Youll get pulled over just for having michigan plates on thanksgiving weekend..
I have been spit on just for having a um t shirt.. in january..
Ufer was wrong about 10000 grads and 75000 truck drivers. Its 10000 grads and 75000 sub human dirt bags.
State is a picnic compared to ohio. State fans have a complex, but at least theyre human and its diagnosible..
98 pct ohio.
1.5 pct state,
.5 pct nd..
But I've found myself in Columbus with Michigan gear on a number of times and never had anything happen other than a little trash talk. I spend more time in Columbus than I'd like to, but in my several experiences it isn't anything like you just said.
Just sharing my experiences in columbus.
I lived in el for 2 years and never met anything as disgusting in that time as i did in columbus in about a months worth of time in aggregate..
Yeah I have and I would take trash talk between rival fans(OSU) to racist insecure 50 year olds(MSU) any day.
You have an extra 1% to use, bro!
100% OSU
100% MSU
100% ND
If I can't do that
40% OSU
35% MSU
20% ND
5% UCLA
UCLA?
Is that b/c of our recent recruiting fails against them or is there a personal reason?
OSU: 60%
MSU: 20%
Notre Dame: 10%
Nike threads: 10%
Damn - you beat me with the Nike threads by 2 mins. Oh well. We can unify our hatred to promote change!
75% Buckeyes
20% Sparty
05% SEC
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I'd love to know what the difference is between 92% hatred and 93% hatred.
1%
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Other than the obvious.
My current CFB hate distribution is 100% toward Nike threads on the board. I'm sure that'll change in the future to something more reasonable, like 70%.
OSU - 90%
MSU - 5%
SEC - 4.5%
ND - 0.5%
(I would hate ND more...they just don't deserve that much of my time.)
50% Penn State's fanbase
40% Ohio State
6% Sparty
4% changes annually
Upvotes if I could.
55% PSU
25% SEC
15% OSU
10% MSU
Pre-JoPa doing the bare minimum to protect at risk kids from unspeakable horror and the vocal PSU fanbase loving him all the same:
50% SEC
30% OSU
20% MSU
OSU 50% (obvious)
MSU 30% (obvious, although certainly a higher percentage than even ten years ago)
PSU 10% (recent, almost entirely due to fans reaction to Paterno)
ND 5% (and dropping...will miss this rivalry a lot as I have many Irish fan friends)
Bama 1% (Saban)
Rutgers 1% (shouldn't be in our club)
Maryland 1% (see above)
Florida State 1% (#FSUTwitter #TalkinBoutTheNoles)
Clemson 1% (Fuck Clemson)
Almost ranked: fuck App State forever, and Toledo as well (really any Ohio MAC schools besides Miami (OH))
Edit: This is just CFB right? Because for CBB, I'd have to put UK and Duke up there for sure, and I hate Sparty hoops more than OSU hoops.
.......complicated, but well explored. I like it!
Concise, I'm not.
Lessons from Yoda, you have.
Right now, I think Penn State is taking up about 50% of my college sports hate. Of course I also hate OSU, state and ND, but I genuinely wish pain and suffering on the vast majority of PSU fans at this point.
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70% OSU
20% MSU
5% ND
5% Dave Brandon
Well done, my friend. Saved me the trouble of typing mine out.
60% OSU
20% ND
15% MSU
5% USC
40% OSU
30% MSU
20% ND
10% Wiscy... I hate everything about Wisconsin. I think it stems from their Packers fans but has carried over to every Wisconsin sports team there is.
Move to Wisconsin, I thought. It won't be that bad, I thought.
Fuck this horrible state. The beer is good though...
The best beer in the world wouldn't offset their obnoxious fans. I'd have to spend August through December/January locked in a cellar if I lived there.
Packer fans are everywhere. A lot of people hate the Packers, Patriots, and Steelers. They win their divisions often. That said, I agree with you and some of my hatred is thrown at Wisconsin.
I live in Wisconsin. I pay taxes in Wisconsin. A few years ago, I had the opportunity to donate money on my state tax form to help fund Lambeau Field renovations. I tried entering '-1.00' into TurboTax...it wouldn't let me. I dislike Wisconsin sports in ways I can't sufficiently verbalize. But it pales in my hatred toward OSU, MSU, and ND.
OSU 80%
MSU 10% (but trending higher)
ND 10%
A few years ago Wiscy would not have been on my lost. ND putting on the chicken suit has opened up a few percentage points to go around.
ND should be listed as trending lower in my hate list. If UM played Wisconsin more often, they might make an appearance, especially if Bert was still coaching.
So you were trying to get them to pay you a dollar. Nice!
MSU - 55% (because I didn't think it through before marrying my MSU grad wife and noticing her irrational desire to live in EL); and
OSU - 45% (because, amongst other things, their fans poop in coolers).
A few years ago it would have been OSU as the most hated. Now MSU and their fans are simply unbearable. They've been relevant for 5 years now and think they're CFB blue bloods. Fuck. Them. Running. I'd even put MSU at 60%, OSU 39%, ND at .5% and the SEC at .5%.
OSU 45%
MSU 45%
Next team on the schedule 10%
We really need to start winning against OSU and MSU.
60% OSU
39% MSU
1% Notre Dame
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60% Ohio state
39% msu
1% real Madrid (I hate them so much it spills into sports they don't play)
Ohio State: 90%
Michigan State: 7%
Alabama: 2%
USC: 1%
And to Hell with Notre Dame (hate those bastards so much)