Your CFB Hate distribution

I'd have to say:

80% Bucknuts
15% MSU
3% Notre Dame
1% Florida
1% Penn State

1. OSU - Hate them the most obviously

2. ND - This school annoys me w all there bias.

3. MSU - Obvious reasons being Dantonio

4. USC - Living in Cali and to see the bandwagon

MSU 49%

OSU 38%

ND  17%

Illinois 7%

East Dakota 1.8%

1) BUCKNUTS 70%
2) ND 25%
3) dumb Sparties 4%
4) Kirk herby 1%

70% OSU: I sing/shout The Victors every time I see a car with anything OSU on it. I hate all things Ohio.
15% MSU: Hate losing to them almost as much as I hate losing to OSU, but my disdain for them has lessened since leaving Michigan.
Auburn 10%: Damn Barners
5% Florida/ND: the two other schools I generally root against. Although the dislike for Florida has lessened since Urban's "heart problems"

100% whoever we are playing that week.

And hate isn't a strong enough word to describe my feelings for the SEC.

Some serious Penn St. underrating in this thread, gang.

100% Ohio State.

OSU - 70%.  Wanted to go lower here to leave more room for the other bastards, but I just can't do it.  I can't root for these guys no matter what the circumstances are.  If OSU had to beat anyone--let's say Maryland--and it would put us in the CFB Playoff, I still couldn't root for them.

MSU - 20%.  Dantonio and MSU have the most ridiculous complex in the history of God.  I hate them, but still can't quite take them seriously, even though I know I should.  

ND - 5%.  Seriously dropped now that the series is over and since we pretty much owned them even when we sucked.  To hell with them.

SEC, PSU, Tressel - 5%.  These three are just bastards.

Mark D 35%

Urz 30%

B. Kelly 20%

OSU the rest

Of course it's like 90% Michigan fans with 10% reserved for Mark May should he ever claw his way out from whatever rock ESPN pinned him under. But when talking about teams, we hate Sparty, Bama, Free Shoes, and have a grudging respect towards Beemer (but he's going to get his in two months). Your team is welcome to try to earn its way back on the list.

50% MSU and everyone associated with them. 

 

50% OSU and everyone associated with them. 

 

I have a little hate left over for Notre Dame fans. Like maybe 10%. 

70% Notre Dame

20% Ohio State

8% Michigan State

2% Penn State

OSU-100% of the time

MSU-99.9% of the time

 

MSU-60%

OSU-40%

OSU: 70%, ND:25%, MSU:5%. Now that i live near Lansing and have to listen to these morons, its changed to MSU:55%, OSU:40%, and ND:5%. It has already been said by a few of the Lansing area posters, but its so true when it is said. Live here and bleed blue, and you will know what hell is like.

OSU - 80%
MSU - 10%
Penn St. - 5%
Oklahoma - 3%
USC - 2%

5% USC - It's not entirely their fault.  At times the entire state of California can seem downright diluted and apathetic when it comes to college football. So I blame Charlie White and OJ Simpson. Also screw you Gilbert Marchman and Paul Kamanski for not having any testicles on January 1, 1979 because it was "FIRST DOWN MICHIGAN!!!!!" and John Robinson, Paul McDonald, Ronnie Lott, Anthony Munoz and Charlie White all know it.

70% Ohio State - This goes without much explanation. They are the worst ever. 

15% Notre Dame - I must admit there are few things that give me greater joy than Notre Dame losing in spectacular fashion on Saturday afternoons in the fall.

2.5% Oklahoma - Barry Switzer's fumble-ridden loss at Nebraska in 1978 followed by his shit-eating, Chesshire Cat-like reaction to being invited via telephone to go to the Orange Bowl anyway....for a rematch against Nebraska, did it for me.  Events like that scar you as a kid.  That guy was dirty as a coal-miner's underwear in January. And he was unapologetic about it.

5% Miami (FL) - I for one have thoroughly enjoyed the last 10 years of kharma payback for the Hurricanes.  They were one of the worst teams in college football and then suddenly showed up  Some where out there Lamar Thomas wished he kept his goddamned helmet on.

2.5% Penn State - Because they still don't seem to get it.

- I personally don't dislike Michigan State. I do dislike Dantonio, but I have been able to successfully divorce him from things MSU in my brain (somehow).

 

100%  Ohio State

99% Notre Dame

98% Michigan State

64% Tennessee

Because CFB hate is an inexhaustable, and fungible, resource. 

 

Effort it takes to hate aforementioned collegiate football teams:

0% Ohio State

0% Notre Dame

0% Michigan State

17% Tennessee 

60% OSU

25% MSU

15% Alabama

I live in Memphis and my wife is an Auburn fan so there's that

 

Now those bastards in lansing have changed the ratio. 70% osu 30% staee

50% OSU
45% ND (used to live in South Bend)
5% MSU

The MSU fans are real annoying and are pure little brother, but many friends and family are alums and are totally cool and I always root for the state of Michigan.

80% Ohio State

16% MSU

4% for all remaining opponents

 

Basketball:

40% MSU

35% OSU

10% Louisville

6% Indiana

3% Wisconsin 

2% Illinois

4% random opponents

 

OSU: 5,000,000,000%

I would bet these percentages would correlate well with age. Most people here picking MSU as most hated are probably younger, and have a fair amount of MSU friends driving the hate parade. I'd bet most that hate OSU more are older, and have a lifetime of MSU irrelevancy that dampens the hate toward Sparty.

80% Ohio St.

10% MSU

10% ESPN/SEC

OSU 90%
ND 8%
MSU 2%

I should've elaborated. My UM fandom was born during the 10-year war. The rivalry I say was much more intense then, mainly because UM and OSU were evenly matched. Most games were close. I'm old enough to remember getting hosed in the 1973 vote as well was the bad call in 1974 with Lantry's field goal. That's enough to breed a lifetime of hate toward OSU.

Of course Ohio 100% triple pure evil Notre Dame 100% double pure evil Little Brother 100 % just pure evil I would actually rate ND as more evil grew up 40 miles from there, hated them for all the ref biased BB and football games in the 60s and early 70s. Loved it so much that after ND BB defeated UCLA BB at home John Wooden said don't worry we will get them back and they did destroying ND BB in the Tournament. So many memories of pay back to the evil ones. My Son and daughter think I'm a bit nuts when I talk about the evil ones and I usually throw in the Red Sox in the same discussion cause they are also evil.

Hate for OSU in this thread. It's like I don't even know you anymore.

85% Mark "pride before the fall" Dantonio -- FUCK YOU Dantonio!

5% Whomever uses "Walmart Wolverine"

5% Ohio

1% Pedophile enabling cults of personality

1% #409

1% Failing to protect those who cannot protect themselves

1% @NittanyFan

1% Fratboy douches

O$U.

USC

OSU

BAMA

FSU

ND

MSU

FLA

MIAMI

OLE MISS

PSU

 

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