Win will cause me to: ? // Loss will cause me to: ?
Borrowed from Brian's weekly game previews, let's hear your thoughts on how you'll react to the OSU game outcome. Here's mine:
Win will cause me to: Yell and scream like a teenage girl until I lose every remaining shred of my voice; Stay in the Big House high-fiving, bear-hugging, and cheek-kissing every person wearing maize & blue until every living soul has left the stadium or until I'm physically removed by security.
Loss will cause me to: Attempt to get the "It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine" chant going anyway. How strong of a message would that be to all the recruits that will be at the game - "If you come to Michigan, we're going to love you and support you and cheer for you no matter how awful you play or how many games you lose."
And you?
November 16th, 2009 at 4:59 PM ^
Win: Stay in A2 and drink my face off with friends.
Lose: Drive to Central and drink my face off with friends.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:34 PM ^
My friends from tOSU are coming into town. I'm not lucky enough to get out in case of the bad circumstance.
November 16th, 2009 at 4:46 PM ^
Loss: Shrug, sigh, and then there will be hookers. I may kill them.
Win: Wake up because my dreams are too exciting. If I don't wake up immediately, there will be hookers... and I may not even kill them. I'll later make a board thread on how this doesn't really salvage our season and that RichRod should still be fired for the rest of an abomination of the season. I could use the negbang.
November 16th, 2009 at 4:47 PM ^
Win: Jump around for a little while, hug or high five everybody watching the game with me, scream, like a little girl, go on teh mgoblag to celebrate with muppets, and have a good mood for the next week or so.
Loss: Be a RR apologist for the next nine months.
November 16th, 2009 at 4:47 PM ^
win: Ingest copious amounts of drugs
lose: Ingest copious amounts of drugs
November 16th, 2009 at 4:49 PM ^
Win will cause me to: Praise all that is good and holy and merciful in the world, affix a perma-grin to my face, then sleep soundly for the first time since 2003.
Loss will cause me to: Keep feeling like this, all winter long...
November 16th, 2009 at 4:50 PM ^
Loss: Be disgruntled and get ready for the serious part of bball season
Win: Will cause me to blow a load in my pants
November 16th, 2009 at 4:51 PM ^
Win: Gloat around town for the next 9 months.
Lose: DENIAL and declare victory.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:01 PM ^
Was in Madison this weekend with a bunch of fellow alums.
One of our buddies suggested just walking around acting like we had won and seeing what happened. The fans were generally too nice (except for a few guys a few rows behind us), so we abandoned it. Interesting idea, though...
November 16th, 2009 at 4:54 PM ^
win= yay we won, don't act like a dumbass because we are michigan not youngstown state
loss= goddamit, now i have to listen to talk about getting brian kelly for the next three months (people need to realize that brian kelly pretty much is rr so why get the same guy and lose any stability we had), listen to people say o at least we have a basketball team, watch another bull season without michigan, just makes for a really bad three months
November 16th, 2009 at 7:27 PM ^
Are you kidding? Yes, we are Michigan, but as Michigan we have suffered through 2008 and 2009. Thus, I think all are entitled to act like dumbasses if we were to somehow pull this out.
Win: Enter a euphoric state, that when combined with massive quantities of alcohol, little can be known or remembered. I like the hookers idea.
Loss: Shed three individual tears. Commence countdown until 2010 Opener vs. UCONN.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:48 PM ^
i guess i should have been more clear, don't rush the field and tear down the goal posts or burn any couches is what i consider=to being a dumbass
November 16th, 2009 at 4:55 PM ^
Win: Grin for days on end. Still hate the spread offense (sorry everyone, I just don't really like it).
Loss: This is actually not an option. Realistically it might happen, but I refuse to accept it.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:04 PM ^
Why don't you like teh spread? RR at WVU, Leach and Kelly are teh best man.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:33 AM ^
he's just a fan of Lloyd-ball. You should've seen him when he ran into Lloyd on the street, he had so much wood he could have been in a porno.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:02 PM ^
Win: Book a trip to the Motor City bowl immediately and never be so happy to be in Detroit in my entire life
Loss: (as others have said) defend RR for the entire off-season.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:03 PM ^
Win WCMT: Race to the nearest hat in my collection and put it on backwards (hey to Midwest band geekdom).
Loss WCMT: Invest in a pet otter.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:04 PM ^
Win: Probably scream like a little girl for a few hours and look forward in earnest to a bowl / next season. Early thanksgiving dinner with the family Saturday night will be a lot more pleasant. Also, wear an insane amount of Michigan gear all winter (okay, that might happen anyway).
Loss: Pray that hockey gets better, quickly.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:04 PM ^
Win: Thank the Sweet Lord that he hath slayed the Angry Michigan Blank Hating God for at least one day
Loss: Shrug, then start praying that Justin Turner, Vlad Emilien, and Will Campbell turn out to be vicious man-beasts.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:09 PM ^
Loss: Make my OSU friend walk home.
Win: Let him sit front seat so i can mock him the whole way.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:18 PM ^
Win: Drink HEAVILY with a big smile on my face.
Loss: Drink HEAVILY while crying my eyes out, crawling into the fetal position, and sucking my thumb.
Oh yeah, and winning will warrant mass text messages being sent out to everyone who gave me shit after the Wisconsin game. If a loss, I'll turn my phone off because I won't want to hear it from a bunch of assholes.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:27 PM ^
Hate those assholes!
November 16th, 2009 at 5:53 PM ^
Man that sounds like me
November 16th, 2009 at 5:22 PM ^
A win would probably be one of the most exciting moments of my short life. I would start donating endorphines to sad people.
A loss would make me disown everyone I know that calls for RR's head.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:29 PM ^
win: i will come home from the game and drink all of the beer in my mini fridge, ignore my wife while she yells at me for doing it and be in a good mood on a saturday for the first time in a month.
loss: same as above, but i will not be in a good mood and sit in the dark and listen to the doors, zepplin, and jimi...
November 16th, 2009 at 5:34 PM ^
Win: can't be sure
Lose: re-live last off season....
November 16th, 2009 at 5:35 PM ^
Win: My head might asplode all over the field.
Loss: Immediately turn off my cell phone and drink heavily,
November 16th, 2009 at 5:40 PM ^
Lose: Cry like a sissy girl
Win: Cry like a sissy girl.....and then i'd do da cha cha
November 16th, 2009 at 5:51 PM ^
I live near Columbus.
Another loss...take the same old same old I have taken for a while.
A win, hire a bodyguard. They're savages, and I ain't gonna be quiet.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:53 PM ^
A Win will cause me to call all of my osu friends and brag b/c they’ve been rubbing our losing streak in for the past 6 years.
A lost will just make me happy I don’t have to cry for another 200 and some odd days.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:55 PM ^
Win: Drink heavily in a celebratory fashion- It's been far to long since I have done this with M football
Loss: Take solace in the fact that I won at life as opposed to any OSU alum
November 16th, 2009 at 6:01 PM ^
Win: I will explode will excitment and join all of my friends for the bachelor party and see 4 girls strip for 8 hours on a party bus.
Lose: I will explode will anger and join all of my friends for the bachelor party and see 4 girls strip and slap their asses hard for 8 hours on a party bus.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:10 PM ^
A bachelor party like that would have me explode with excitement regardless of the outcome.
(Oh like you weren't thinking the same thing...)
November 16th, 2009 at 7:53 PM ^
It's gonna be legendary. Tailgate, The Game, and 8 hours of debauchery. I'm not gonna go into the shows the girls are gonna do.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:26 PM ^
Win - consume mass quantities of beer. Jump up and down and scream like a little girl.
Lose - consume mass quantities of beer. MF everybody and everything.
Jeff
November 16th, 2009 at 7:20 PM ^
Win: Drink heartily and joyfully.
Loss: Punch my computer screen the first time I read a comment with "UNACCEPTABLE" in its content.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:29 PM ^
Win: A win calls for a sexy party!
Loss: Turn in my internet for kittens.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:37 PM ^
If we...
Win: I will play The Victors REALLY loud all the way down Pauline and I-94 to Jackson with the windows down no matter how cold it is and watch muppets when I get home.
Lose: Same as last year, spend way too much time and energy on recruiting living and dying on every prospects decision. And, hoping Stanford gets to the Rose Bowl so I can watch Harbaugh destroy OSU all over again.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:51 PM ^
and I get to wear Maize and Blue to work on Monday.
Lose and I start searching for my gray shirt and scarlet tie again. Sigh.
(I have an annual bet with a colleague.
November 16th, 2009 at 8:36 PM ^
I could never bring myself to wear anything OSU, ND, or MSU. I dont know how you do it.
November 16th, 2009 at 8:39 PM ^
I wear a gray shirt and a red tie. I couldn't wear an OSU sweatshirt -- it would kill me.
November 16th, 2009 at 8:42 PM ^
You could always go with a red sweatervest. [please don't]
November 16th, 2009 at 6:59 PM ^
Win: hopefully rush the field with other fans, yeah it is only a 6 win season but we become bowl eligible and beat OSU in a down year gotta celebrate. Then go have a few celebratory drinks then drive back to Illinois.
Lose: Have a few depression drinks, then drive back to Illinois
November 16th, 2009 at 7:09 PM ^
Win: I will probably cry tears of joy followed by drinking mass quantities of alcohol.
Lose: Thank God its basketball season!
November 16th, 2009 at 7:13 PM ^
Win: Cause me to rush the field with too much excitement, find Tressel - kick him in the nuts - and spend the rest of the night in Ann Arbor jail watching myself repeatedly on Sportscenter laughing and eating donuts with the boys as we all say "That one was for Vada!".
Loss: Go on a sabbatical to a sweat lodge attempting to find the meaning of life only to have Tony Robbins tell me there is no hope, you're a Michigan fan.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:29 PM ^
Wow, that might be an interesting attempt as you stand there with only the OSU fans left in the Stadium...
Let's hope for your sake, we go for the WIN.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:29 PM ^
Win: Cause me to joy hump couch, coffee table, tv, and any nearby object, inanimate or otherwise.
Loss: Unfriend all my facebook friends who put up block O profile pics this week.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:34 PM ^
Win: Cause me to punch anybody in the throat that still thinks that RR should be fired.
Loss: Cause me to punch anybody in the throat that still thinks that RR should be fired. Will take it a step further and rip off the nuts of anybody that says Brian Kelly, Jim Harbaugh, or Les Miles will be the next head coach.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:45 PM ^
Win: Dance, sing the Victors, cry, call all my damn Buckeye friends incessantly, have an impossible time doing homework, and I will SLAP my damn former roommate. We have a standing Slap Bet concerning the OSU-Michigan game. We win and I get as many slaps on him as the margin of victory dictates.
Loss: Feel ennui, drink some, prepare to be slapped.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:54 PM ^
Win = Cry and rush the field
Lose = Cry, not rush the field, walk off heartbroken because I'm a senior and will never witness Michigan beat Ohio State as a student, or walk on the hallowed turf of the Big House.