What is the %&$^ is Lane Kiffin thinking.......again......
This one is unbelievable....tell me this violates some sort of recruting laws..."come to tennesse and you get bitches and lamborghinis"...lol.
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/08/04/tennessee-football-holds-sh…
what...
the...
hell...
Unreal.
August 5th, 2009 at 11:54 AM ^
says it all.
next time you think about throwing in a link that leads to a bunch of shirtless guys, you should remember to post it on your "alternative lifestyle" page. I think you mixed this site up with something quite different. Thanks for adding to the list of things I never want to see.
No words. Seriously. That man is 51 cards short of a full deck.
It's stupid, but I'm pretty sure a team picture doesn't count as a recruiting violation, no matter how awesome a car they have in it.
I'd think that would actually dissuade potential recruits from coming to Tennessee...
Unless, they are trying to corner the market on the gay recruits?! Oh....2 snaps.
I don't know if it would dissuade recruits from wanting to attend UT, but it will probably dissuade a lot of parents and coaches.
That's not necessarily a recruiting violation, but it is homoerotic like whoa
If anyone ever says football is gay from now on, I'll just tell them, "Maybe, but not as gay as football recruiting and marketing."
August 5th, 2009 at 11:55 AM ^
of course.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:40 AM ^
Perhaps all 85 players just happened to have their pants undone as part of a "Team Building" exercise?
Tennessee has gone beyond ridiculous. If Tennessee has success this year after all of Kiffin's antics as well as things like this, what does that mean? Will it continue or will they tone it down? And if they have continued success, accompanied by more antics, will other programs start to follow? I just hope a deleterious trend is not starting here in my beloved sport (thus taking on an NFL flavor). I really hope Tennessee gets put in their place this year.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:03 AM ^
I bet if Lane has a losing season this year, he gets the ax. I'm willing to bet that there is no one more frustrated and embarrassed with Kiffin's crap than Tennessee's AD.
Kiffin's antics are the worst I have ever seen by a college football coach. He makes Nick Saban look like an upstanding citizen. How in the fuck can a university sell this guy as a role model and a person parents should entrust their kids to the next four or five years?
The Tennessee people I have known over the years do "us vs. the world" or "The War of Northern Aggression" great, but they aren't stupid. I can't imagine the higher-ups at the University being happy with Kiffin right now.
If he wins, they will probably put up with him. If he loses, I agree that he is out on his ass.
b/c I think it has been common sense with respectful Universities that would not be acceptable. However, imagine having photos and billboards with team photos like that and chicks in bikinis, throwing money in the air, sports cars....on some 16 or 17 year old. Seriosuly the rules are ridiculous as it is....I dont see why this would be acceptable.
they should do a really lame rap like the '85 Bears just to put the icing on the cake.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:13 AM ^
If you ever disgrace the name of the Super Bowl Shuffle again the Fridge is going to come for you.
-Sweetness
I would -1 you, but I'm not that kind of guy.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:20 AM ^
Berry commin’ at ya!
Scarry commin’ at ya!
He’s the numba one safety and the
Heisman he can captcha!
Rocky Top’s the place,
Where I can race
My burnt orange Lamborghini
So fast you ain’t even seen me
Till I’m right up in yo face!
Meyah put the fiyah
In Coach Kiffin’s eyes.
So he’ll commit some violations
With his eyes upon the prize!
I hear them say,
“You a school embarrassment!”
Say what? Say what?
“Your coach a fool, that’s paramount!”
Say what? Say what?
School want my little brothah!
They don’t want no othah!
So I’ll hang out with no shirt!
Look like a gay flirt!
Then I will be flyin’!
It’s okay, it’s okay
Then I will be skyin!
It’s okay, it’s okay
When I got my Heisman!
August 5th, 2009 at 10:28 AM ^
this is too funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSDoWI9LC4
August 5th, 2009 at 10:35 AM ^
OWW MY EARS
Did someone in the video actually say that? It was too gay to watch.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:03 AM ^
Not surprised. Thought this video was pretty funny too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMUfqJpdFe8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fncaafootba…
August 5th, 2009 at 10:04 AM ^
Unreal and too gay.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:10 AM ^
If Kiffen keeps this stuff up, he will sink that program!!!
August 5th, 2009 at 10:11 AM ^
The more and more stuff like this comes out, the more and more I think Al Davis may have been on to something when he fired him. All of his outrageous claims seem much more believable, although this does not in any way make Al Davis any less of a crazy, cantankerous bastard.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:20 AM ^
I've been thinking the same thing. I just thought he was a nice guy who got hosed...he sounded like a humble and sincere man in the interviews he did after the being fired. Now I think he might be a sociopath.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:18 AM ^
What is up with Eric Berry and the chain?
August 5th, 2009 at 10:24 AM ^
This is why I don't give a shit about the Heisman trophy.
August 5th, 2009 at 11:57 AM ^
unless someone from Michigan is winning it.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:25 AM ^
I've decided that I like Lane Kiffin being their coach.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:49 AM ^
Did you ever take the words out of my mouth! I kinda hope UT has a good season so they don't fire him right away. Obviously, Kiffin is going to keep making poor decisions and saying dumb things. The longer he's there the better.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:27 AM ^
win a national title and a heisman in the same year. Make the biggest play in the biggest game in the biggest rivalry. Than call me. He is really good, but geez the hype machine gets going and all of the sudden he is the greatest thing since slice bread. I mean he is not even the best safty (Taylor Mayes) in his class.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:29 AM ^
Charles Woodson didn't have to take his shirt off and do a homoerotic photoshoot with an exotic car.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:55 AM ^
It's all politics now, man. And as we all know, politics is gay.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:33 AM ^
Someone get Zoltan and a Spaceship right now! Talk about a photo shoot!
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
August 5th, 2009 at 12:15 PM ^
Do you think he needs the chain to complete the ensemble?
August 5th, 2009 at 10:38 AM ^
Actually this has been a tradition for at least the last ten years. Every year after summer workouts, they make a poster showing off how cut the players are and send it to high schools promoting being in shape. The orange Lambo is new though.regardless, this is my reaction: wat
August 5th, 2009 at 10:39 AM ^
Living in the state of Tennessee, I knew there was something "Funny" about Knoxville. I have just sent a mass E-mail to all the Tennessee fans I know, which is a lot. Can't wait to hear their excuse for this. Since there ALWAYS is an excuse.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:46 AM ^
Please share some of their rationalizations with us.
August 5th, 2009 at 11:08 AM ^
" Don't be jealous we have a Heisman Candidate to promote and Michigan doesn't" Response : Our DB won the heisman, with his shirt on!!
" That's not as gay as Appi State sticking ya'll in the ass"
response: Yeah, getting stuck in the ass by Wyoming is better.
" Michigan fans have nothing better to do than look for shirtless Vols" Response : No, we enjoyed the embarasment your new coach brings to your program
" Don't you wish you had our Strength coach, those boys are ripped!" Response: I guess you enjoyed the video too much.
More to come I'm sure. These fans down here are one of kind!!
August 5th, 2009 at 11:09 AM ^
you should devote an entire thread to stories about how they rationalize things. That would be epic awesome!
August 5th, 2009 at 11:00 AM ^
a person to jump out and tell me I am on candid camera. Kind of weird.****looks around*****
August 5th, 2009 at 11:02 AM ^
If we think this is funny, can you imagine what other SEC fan bases are doing with this? This must be pure 100% gold to Gator fans, Georgia fans, etc. If Sparty had done this I would have laughed so hard I might have injured myself.
Somewhere in Oakland, a semi-coherent, rich old man in a black and silver jogging suit is laughing.
August 5th, 2009 at 11:21 AM ^
Its almost to gay to be locker room bulletin board material. Imagine a bunch of these photos posted around......ACKWARD....
August 5th, 2009 at 12:18 PM ^
Maybe somebody can slip this video to Dantonio and convince him it's the hottest recruiting tool going in the SEC...then we can sit back and have our fun.
August 5th, 2009 at 11:02 AM ^
Lane Kiffin's badonkadonk distances the descending church, but why can't every starting alert solo after each chestnut? This coincidence celebrates the vicious tax, while each homosexual scarfs Lane Kiffin's badonkadonk. Lane Kiffin's badonkadonk degenerates over the syndrome.
August 5th, 2009 at 11:10 AM ^
You're starting to piss me off with this stuff. Stop it.
August 5th, 2009 at 12:18 PM ^
This schtick would be better if you got all Alan Sokal with it and created an algorithm that could produce passable "$uckeyes LOL" posts through random combinations of words and phrases.