This Week in Schadenfreude - crowdsourced

Submitted by EverybodyMurders on September 11th, 2022 at 8:49 PM

With all the upsets yesterday it just reminds me of the Sunday post I miss most: TWIS

So I ask the readers of this here blog to bring forth your favorite bits of Notre Dame, Texas A&M, Iowa and Nebraska tears. Or who ever else has been miserable after Saturday. I thank you all ahead of time 

Freeman showed his capability card Okla State. He n Rees suck. Harry sux. And because of them the team is terrible

flat out terrible. I didn’t sign up for players excited to see their new coach. I signed up for Rockne, Leahy, Ara, Joe Moore, Lou and Anti woke kick ass ball

soft. Unimaginative. Pitiful

https://notredame.forums.rivals.com/threads/a-laughingstock-unforgivable.180899/

 

s1105615

September 12th, 2022 at 8:08 AM ^

One of his quotes from the presser was “I didn’t have any answers” for what Ga Southern was doing.  
 

As the head coach, that can’t be your truthful response.  I know the dude liked to throw everyone under the bus, so this admission that he was being outschemed by a Sun Belt team was enough to finally rip off the bandaid when everyone knew he had to be 3-1 after the Oklahoma game to have a prayer of being retained.

MH20

September 12th, 2022 at 8:33 AM ^

Not sure when that GA Southern game was scheduled, but I'm guessing it was done so when the Eagles were still a triple option team. They went through quite the transformation during the offseason, ditching their traditional run-oriented offense for a pass-heavy Air Raid look under new coach Clay Helton. I know it wasn't the first game of the season, but I can see it being difficult to plan for a team with an entirely new system and only one game of film to go through.

That said, lol @ Scott Frost.

oriental andrew

September 12th, 2022 at 9:39 AM ^

On the other hand, it's a team going through quite the transformation during the offseason, installing a completely different offense with probably most of the same players recruited for a triple option offense or transfers. Nebraska has been running the same offense (which was not bad) and defense (which was very bad) for several years now and have faced similar offenses in the past. They shouldn't have been that surprised. 

MH20

September 12th, 2022 at 10:37 AM ^

I definitely agree. It's almost as if Frosty Boy didn't even realize that GA Southern had switched schemes and was surprised when they lined up in a standard shotgun formation on the first play from scrimmage.

"Uhh, what? I thought these dudes ran the option? What the fuck film have we been watching?!"

mGo Go Gadget Play

September 12th, 2022 at 1:01 PM ^

I feel like Michigan needs to play Army one more time. The 2019 game lifted our record vs. Army to 5-5 all time. While it pleases me that we no longer have a losing record vs. that academy, I would like to push the needle into "winning record." 

Incidentally, that 2019 season evened our record with Army, our bowl game loss to Alabama moved our all-time record vs. the Tide to 2-3, so Michigan still had a losing record against 18. With our loss to Georgia, we now have losing records against 19 teams. 

I don't think we'll have a chance to even things up with Cleveland A.A., Wesleyan, or Chicago Athletic Club, I feel like Michigan should start chipping away at that number by scheduling Tennessee, Arizona State, and Cornell. We only need to reel off 6 victories in a row against Cornell to even our record at 12-12.

WolverineHistorian

September 11th, 2022 at 9:14 PM ^

"I didn’t sign up for players excited to see their new coach. I signed up for Rockne, Leahy, Ara, Joe Moore, Lou and Anti woke kick ass ball."

Since you're Notre Dame, you're much more deserving of Gerry Faust, Bob Davie, Ty Willingham and Charlie Weiss.  Go Marshall!!!!  

1974

September 11th, 2022 at 9:19 PM ^

I don't have a reference, but my favorite TWIS from the past is the one where a Rutgers fan reported that his dog shit on the rug after being scared by his loud screaming.

Buy Bushwood

September 11th, 2022 at 9:21 PM ^

What does your "Anti woke kick ass ball" mean?  That sounds pretty f'n racist, bro.  Maybe Freeman sucks, but Charlie Weis and Bob Davies also sucked. I'm sure Notre Dame didn't hire him in an effort to be "woke".  

El Jeffe

September 12th, 2022 at 9:58 AM ^

My favorite part is the "anti-" aspect. It's not even the more neutral "non-woke," which, in the context of football still makes no sense. But what would anti-woke football even be? 

"This run off tackle on first and 10 is designed to dismantle the BLM movement. On second and 8 we will close all gender neutral bathrooms. Then, our third and 4 play will return same-sex marriage to state legislatures."

Gob Wilson

September 11th, 2022 at 9:24 PM ^

Re Frost's firing (from CornNation.com):

Scott's 5 football seasons were like the Kubler-Ross stages of grief for fans.....

  • 1st season: denial
  • 2nd season: anger
  • 3rd season: bargaining
  • 4th season: depression
  • 5th season: acceptance