This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
Way OT: Fantasy football team names?
August 18th, 2012 at 8:35 PM | 
Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte.
Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte.
August 18th, 2012 at 8:39 PM |
I'm rolling with the Darboah
I'm rolling with the Darboah
I'm rolling with the Darboah Constrictors
August 18th, 2012 at 8:41 PM |
Just a few
Just a few
Team McCoy
Hilliard Wolverines
The Green Army
We hate Michigan State. We don't like Penn State too. We don't care for Minnesota, Wisconsin or Notre Dame but we all hate O-S-U.
Michigan Blue 2008 block M hockey jersey still for sale for 50.00. FREE S/H
August 18th, 2012 at 8:45 PM |
formerly the Mad City Megas,
formerly the Mad City Megas,
formerly the Mad City Megas, I changed my team name heading into the championship matchup to counter my opponent. not clever or original, but it had to be done:
August 18th, 2012 at 8:48 PM |
You can go so many ways with this
You can go so many ways with this
Not sports related: Areola 51, William Shatner Face (two names we would use for trivia nights).
Multiple Scoregasms
Sweep the Leg (for all your kicker friendly/heavy teams)
I Got the Runs (for your elite RB teams)
Touchdown Syndrome (my personal fav)
August 18th, 2012 at 8:52 PM |
Rhesus peanutbutter
Rhesus peanutbutter
Work with macaques.
Hopefully it's a winner
August 18th, 2012 at 8:53 PM |
My team I'd ABC, easy as
My team I'd ABC, easy as
My team I'd ABC, easy as RGIII. There is also a Brady Gaga in my league
I don't know who's hair is better, John Stamos circa Full House or Denard
GO BLUE
August 18th, 2012 at 8:59 PM |
The
The
The Boston TD Party
Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe
Justin, don't Forsett in
Practice makes perfect. Unless you're the Buckeyes. Then you have to cheat.
August 18th, 2012 at 9:01 PM |
Dave letterman once had a
Dave letterman once had a
Dave letterman once had a TopTen list of rejected NFL expansion team names. One of which was The Fragile Porcelain Mice. Always loved that.
Candace: No... That why they make smart word box for tell monkey hard brain-hurty things.
Phineas: Removing prepositions makes it more condescending.
August 18th, 2012 at 9:04 PM |
Fun topic
Fun topic
I can't take credit for these two, but I saw these last year "Over DeWayne Bowe" and "ConVicks". I've used "So aMAIZEing" and "Jerffs Jerks"
August 18th, 2012 at 9:13 PM |
Detroit themes:
Detroit themes:
You're a Delmas,
She Pettigrew Stiff,
Littering and Smokin the Reiff,
Hong Ndamukong,
Sneed: Suh have the Fluellen,
You Catch like Fluellen Keller
August 18th, 2012 at 9:14 PM |
My Fantasy Team Name
My Fantasy Team Name
Guns, Vodka, & Bullet Proof Vests
A huge smile appears every year when the commish (who happens to be an OHIO graduate) announces my team is on the clock.
August 19th, 2012 at 2:05 PM |
You're forgetting the
You're forgetting the
You're forgetting the hatchet!
"...when the ole' season is over, you and I know, it's going to be Michigan again; Michigan!"
August 18th, 2012 at 9:18 PM |
I stole my team name from Gears of War
I stole my team name from Gears of War
I named mine the Hanover Cougars after Cole Train's thrashball team
August 18th, 2012 at 9:19 PM |
Here's mine
Here's mine
Show me your TDs
August 18th, 2012 at 9:20 PM |
Donkey Punchers
Donkey Punchers
I've done that every year since high school. Yes, I have the maturity of a 10 year old
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
August 18th, 2012 at 9:22 PM |
Mrs. SRK
Mrs. SRK
Mrs. Kass's Delicate Sensibilities
In a glass case of Emotion.
August 18th, 2012 at 9:35 PM |
Here's a dirty one
Here's a dirty one
You can suck my Vick!
August 19th, 2012 at 3:23 PM |
One more
One more
Your TDs, my Vick
August 18th, 2012 at 9:35 PM |
TD's and Beer
TD's and Beer
Two of my favorite things. You know, about football.
August 18th, 2012 at 9:44 PM |
Calvin's Johnson
Calvin's Johnson
Was "Calvin's Johnson" last year. Not overly imaginative, but made me giggle pretty much every time I logged in to change my lineup.
August 18th, 2012 at 9:44 PM |
Spearmint Rhinos
Spearmint Rhinos
Spearmint Rhinos
August 18th, 2012 at 9:51 PM |
My team name
My team name
Green Back Packers
Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you. -Satchel Paige
August 18th, 2012 at 9:51 PM |
The Swinging Johnsons
The Swinging Johnsons
The Swinging Johnsons
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
August 18th, 2012 at 9:55 PM |
Mine is
Mine is
Nyomommas pooper
Coach Hoke once told me that a moral victory is still a (expletive deleted) loss.
August 18th, 2012 at 9:59 PM |
Motor City...
Motor City...
My team name is the Motor City Madmen...For my wonderful home state and an awesome home state guitarist.
I've never watched "Rudy" because I can't stand notre dame.
August 18th, 2012 at 10:14 PM |
Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football
Tittsburgh Feelers
August 18th, 2012 at 10:30 PM |
I got it: "The Chixie
I got it: "The Chixie
I got it: "The Chixie Dicks" no? ok: "The Good Ol' Fashioneds"
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
-Bob Dylan
August 18th, 2012 at 10:54 PM |
I've used
I've used
a few with moderate success:
Ultimate Daydrinkers
Tremendous Upside
Tremendous Backside (the next year)
Balls Models
This year I think I'm just going with "Heisenberg" or the "Pinkmans"
August 18th, 2012 at 11:54 PM |
I liked
I liked
"dropping an Early morning Ducet"
August 18th, 2012 at 10:59 PM |
How about...
How about...
Pioneer Tailgate Partiers. Nailed it
August 18th, 2012 at 11:02 PM |
Penn state day care
Penn state day care
Penn state day care
Its called a royale with cheese
August 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM |
PSU
PSU
Papa Sandusky Unsupervised
August 18th, 2012 at 11:10 PM |
Taste Dwayne Bowe
Taste Dwayne Bowe
Taste Dwayne Bowe
Lived the Dream. 2008-2012
August 18th, 2012 at 11:27 PM |
Even though he's only a Lions
Even though he's only a Lions
Even though he's only a Lions rookie, today I came up with
Great Barrier Reiff
North Campus' resident Sport Management major
Michigan Concrete Canoe Team - http://umich.edu/~concanoe
August 18th, 2012 at 11:28 PM |
I always go controversial for
I always go controversial for
I always go controversial for my team name. To do so, I inappropiately use the biggest NFL offseasaon scandal. Past team names include: Vick is my dogsitter, Stallworth is my d.d., IgoclubbinwithBigBen and Cam Newton's Pay to Play(as). This year, I'm the "N.O. Boba Fetts."
August 18th, 2012 at 11:42 PM |
Suh Me.
Suh Me.
Suh Me.
August 18th, 2012 at 11:50 PM |
2
2
Micheal J Fox Shakeweights is my ESPN league name
My Jim Schwartz Are Dirty is my Yahoo league name
Flying the Maize and Blue in the heart of Dixie
August 19th, 2012 at 12:32 AM |
yahoo name
yahoo name
How do you use that as a yahoo name because it says you're only allowed 20 characters when I try to change my team. ...And so a lot of the names suggested here that I want to use in some of my leagues I can't because of the 20 characters max.
We're not teaching them about sports, we're teaching them about life!
August 19th, 2012 at 2:01 AM |
Yahoo
Yahoo
MyJimSchwartzRDirty is how I have it typed in on yahoo. I spelled it out for the board
Flying the Maize and Blue in the heart of Dixie
August 18th, 2012 at 11:50 PM |
Mine have been...
Mine have been...
False Sharts
Mike Vick In A Box
No Suh For You!
August 18th, 2012 at 11:50 PM |
Suh's Your Daddy
Suh's Your Daddy
Suh's Your Daddy
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
August 19th, 2012 at 12:04 AM |
Prayin
Prayin
Prayin4thelions, abeastnamedsuh
I've got nothing.......
August 19th, 2012 at 12:53 AM |
I like
I like
Amish Rake Fight
August 19th, 2012 at 1:04 AM |
My team names this year are
My team names this year are
Don't Mesko With the Zoltan
Gronki Kong
and Plaxico's Sweat Pants.
Love them all!
August 19th, 2012 at 1:08 AM |
I know this is completely
I know this is completely
I know this is completely random, but I have gone with "The Raptor That Mauled Muldoon" for about two years in public leagues after I throttled my buddy (who had named his team after Muldoon). It's brought me lots of good luck since.
"Oh no, no, I'm not in the group yet. No, I'm afraid I just blue myself."
August 19th, 2012 at 1:15 AM |
I went with Car Ramrod this
I went with Car Ramrod this
I went with Car Ramrod this year. Other years Nation of Domination (wwe reference) and Show me your TDs
August 19th, 2012 at 1:16 AM |
Few more
Few more
GorgeousAlBorges
GoBlueBalls
ABoyNamedSuh
August 19th, 2012 at 2:09 AM |
Probably too soon
Probably too soon
Ocho in the clinko
The Ocho Slap O's
and definitely too immature:
Don't eat that Chicks Fil-a
It's a Maize and Blue world, everyone else is just livin' in it
August 19th, 2012 at 2:41 AM |
Ruxin's
Ruxin's
Kevin's fear boner.
Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte. A boy named Suh. What chu talkin bout hillis?
"When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing."