Very OT but also very funny: Only in Ohio drunken wedding brawl
Slow day on the board so far so this can be used as a placeholder for the "will he stay or will he go" Burke posts scheduled to arrive shortly I'm sure.
Anyways today's edition of "only in Ohio" takes place just a bit north of where a live so these are my people for lack of a better description. Seems the sister-in-law of the bride wanted to slow dance with the groom and wasn't terribly interested in stopping when asked to by the bride.
Predictable fight predictably ensues which leads to arrests and lots of questions; most notably "why didnt the groom just stop dancing with her?"
The story is funnier but the comments (as usual) are even funnier. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/drunken-wedding-guest-arrested-slow-dances-groom-brawls-204214485--abc-news-topstories.html
A ginger... Oww she's a firecracker
But not this one.........
NSFMSRK
(Not Safe for Mrs Stephen R Kass)
Come on guys, some of us read MGoBlog in public places and don't want to look like perverts. Of course, many of the same people stalk the twitter and facebook accounts of highschoolers, so that's not saying much, but still...
Thanks a LOT Genzilla. Now I'll never know what Steven R Kass thinks about my post!.
holds up really well in court, I hear.
Looks like she is standing in an unfinished basement.
Stuff like this NEVER happens in Michigan...
You haven't spent much time in Allegan county, have you?
(yes, I understand the /s)
A yooper friend of mine had Da Yoopers play his wedding, I'm sure it was a very tasteful and sober affair.
It said she might be the bride's sister-in-law, does that mean she was slow dancing with ther brother? Cue the banjos.
Then realized that maybe the bride had several brothers so could have been an unrelated, but still related, kinda' thang!
Either way, nice start to marital bliss...
The sister-in-law was just pissed because she didn't get her chicken McNuggets that morning:
When this chicken mcnugget video first came out, I couldn't believe it. Hilarious.
I just howled for so long, the neighbors have got to be pissed.
Oh my, though, when she gets back into her car... you think she might drive away...
I lost it there.
or it didn't happen. There had to be an enterprising groomsman there with a camera phone.
Well actually...in Michigan...
Back when I was a boy lawyer before I got into the music biz, I got a call from someone whose child had gotten married the previous night.
Turns out that the father of the groom and the father of the bride had a little disagreement over who got to take home the leftover liquor after the wedding that resulted in Mr. Groom's father breaking the nose of Mr. Bride father, who in turn, bit off one of Mr. Groom father's fingers. Then the wife of Mr. Groom father joined in the fray and bit off one of Bride father's earlobes.
True story. The men were guys who'd walked the iron and steel building the Mackinac Bridge. Not faint of heart, one might say.
If they're still alive today, I'll bet they're forever arguing over that leftover alchohol.
It doesn't sound like there was any leftover alcohol at that party.
and this is 100% true.
I attended a reception back in the early 80's ( here in Michigan ) where the BRIDE got caught giving her former high school sweetheart a BJ in the kitchen of the hall.
Her new father-in-law caught them in the act. He actually laughed it off.
Yes...they are still married.
I hope this bitch is appropriately humiliated.
I hate mean drunks with a passion.
That was odd