I'm not impressed unless it was one of these guys:
the "I Like Turtles" kid.
Paging, John Bacon.
But how did he know Maryland would join the Big Ten??
Regardless, it's an apt metaphor for Maryland's expected role in the conference.
Just to be absolutely clear, Urban is telling a story about Woody Hayes letting a turtle snap at his crank?
I would call bullshit, except how could you possibly make shit like this up?
Freak show. What would compell him to tell such an inapropriate story in that setting?
I imagine after you've leaked all your negative recruiting rumors about rival coaches and then made all the requisite payments to your enrolled recruits; the need to censor your media commentary becomes less critical.
Or weed is a hellauva drug....
Thanks for clarifying.
was covered in old teeth marks.
where I want my kid to go to school.
If a Michigan coach ever did that, I don't think I would want that story shared! Toughness is taking a hit like a man, stupidity is hitting yourself. I'd say this is an example of the latter.
it just can't. it's too insane to be true, even for Hayes.
This is fantastic.
Woody came from.
The last thing we need is for PETA to get involved in college sports.
Is Sean William Scott's "YES!" In Old School when Will Farrel darts himself.
Coaches are the best. So one coach gets turtle head and punches players during games, while the two most recent ones are both liars.
Still less embarrassing than Moller and his druken tirade.
You really think getting drunk and acting like an ass is worse than sticking your junk in a turtle's mouth?
I will not be attending your family reunions.
Im with you dude. People get trashed and act like an assholes at most company Christmas parties and keep their job.. Let your boss catch wind that you forced a reptile to give you a bloj and your blackballed.
Black and blue balled.
Don't be a troll and an idiot.
Just went over to 11CoolerFillers with nothing on this subject. I need there take on this.
The OP just left off the punchline:
He reaches down, pokes the turtle right in the eye and it falls off. He wipes the sweat off his forehead and says, 'That's the problem. We don't have anybody in this room tough enough to do that right there.
"(One assistant) raises his hand and says, 'Coach, I'd do this. Just promise not to poke me in the eye.'"
Urban trying to be funny.
Urban had used himself as the assistant coach that volunteered!!!
Urban has lied about something?
What a great catch! Urban Meyer and his lying ways are no match for Youtube.
The most fucked up story I've ever read related to Hayes and Ohio.
But the fact that this narrative would only be relayed decades, not years, later, and by Urban Meyer, seriously WTF man.
So many possibilities.
What did Tressel have to do to beat Miami in '02?
If that doesn't get the Maryland - OSU rivalry going, I don't know what will......
I'm like 90% sure this is a joke. I think I've heard it before except it wasn't a turtle.
This easily vaults Woody into No. 1 on my favorite people list. I mean, he was always top-5, but anyone that lets a turtle bite their penis deserves to be first.
How about people who poop in coolers?
of course it does.
Cause if you watch the youtube video referenced above, you will see Urban telling the same story about Earle Bruce. Or maybe this is just an Urban Legend?
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This might be one of the funniest comments in this thread. One part of me thinks that letting a turtle bite his penis is hilarious (think pioneer of Jackass) - I could see where that part would win the day if I was an Ohio fan. That said, you do know that its totally f-ed up, don't you?
Yea clearly. I hope enough people here got the sarcasm.