Unwearable U-M t shirts
I was sorting through my extensive collection of Michigan t shirts, found some old classics (Strike The Pose, Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork Society) and at least one that is UNWEARABLE: "Revenge Tour" as it culminated in the shit show in Columbus.
Anyone else want to share any UNWEARABLE today Michigan shirts?
WD is that you???
Beat Bama Blue t shirt from 2012.
Yes, I have a Cowboys Classic T-shirt from that game…and a straw cowboy hat with a Block M on the front. Still like the hat…the shirt not so much. It was so hot that day and the Marching Band had on their wool uniforms. Felt sorry for them.
Although that game was a terrible experience, I remember that day for two great stories.
The first was my college roommate was VP of Marketing for Kellogg's non-cereal products (Cheese-Its) so we got onto the game day set early to set up. He was talking about how Samantha Ponder (then Steele) was working her first game after Erin Andrews left and he was hoping to meet her. I left the Cheese-Its booth to wonder around and bumped into Samantha. We had a nice 15 minute conversation about her exciting first day, her football background, etc.. I snapped a few pictures with her, then went back and told my roommate. He made me hunt her down so he could get a few pictures with her. He got his pictures, but she didn't have time to talk to him. She was so very pleasant, humble, and (a-hem) attractive.
The second was we sat with a bunch of ex-players and former Michigan Hockey player, then Dallas Stars forward Eric Nystrom. After the rout was on most of the players left to go to a suite to get drunk. Nystrom stayed and was sitting in the row directly in front of me. We scored around the end of the 3rd quarter or early 4th quarter to make it 31-14. Nystrom turned around to very enthusiastically give my high fives. I responded with minimal enthusiasm and commented, "too little, too late." He moved back a bit and then landed a punch straight to my groin area causing a significant amount of discomfort. He looked me in my watering eyes and said, "You never give up on your team." So, I survived a dong punch from an NHL player.
That’s a really weird thing for Nystrom to do if true. Lucky he didn’t get sued in todays environment.
"...I snapped a few pictures with her..."
Prove it.
That aged well.
Tell that to all the kids in other countries that have been wearing 1992, 1993, 2013, and 2018 basketball national championship shirts for years.
I just ordered my 2021 Orange Bowl Champions t-shirt from somewhere in Tasmania...I couldn't find any after the game.
Go Blue! 〽️
At some point in the early 1990s, there must have been a remote place in the world where the Buffalo Bills were considered to be football gods for all those Super Bowls they supposedly won. Nobody passing through had the heart to tell them that...well, you know....
hell i considered moving to central africa, at first just to get my own SB XXV--XXVIII champs shirts, but then the idea of living among a bunch other people wearing them made the idea seem even better
There’s a buncha dudes on this board who’d love an UNACCEPTABLE t-shirt, based on their comments
2011 Gator Bowl. I have a couple. I still wear one because it is undated (so there is plausible deniability)
Not fond of: 2018 Peach Bowl and 2018 Outback Bowl. Still wear to the gym tho.
Give it time with the 2011. As long as the score isn't on it, eventually people won't care.
I've got a 2007 Rose Bowl hoodie that nobody has ever said anything to me about.
Ohio State Sucks, Penn State Swallows (I think from 1998)
Why is that one unwearable? It's still true.
I have the same shirt. Penn st. sucks,Ohio state blows and michigan st swallows.
Go Blue
I wouldn’t consider the revenge tour shirt unwearable. Had some good wins.
I had a 2011 Michigan-Ohio State game shirt that I didn’t wear until 42-27
I like my Revenge Tour t-shirt despite its last stop.
I have a maize adidas shirt, except it really isn't maize.
This will probably get negged, but I can’t bring myself to wear my “The team, the team, the team,” T-shirt after the Anderson debacle. Just felt the meaning was tainted, as if the team mattered more to Bo then the safety of his players.
I just came across a Bo bottle of wine I’ve had for probably 20 years. I cringed.
No negs here, friend.
Probably hang up?
I saw College Football Playoff Semifinal shirts at Meijer after we got chosen but before the game. I thought that was dumb. If we won, we'd want College Football Playoff Championship shirts instead. If we lost (yeah, about that...) we'd want to forget that game and stick to our B1G Championship shirts.
I have a revenge tour shirt. Reminds me of Wino. No problem with wearing it, but obviously would be better of with a W over THE suckeyes.
I have a maize MgoCreeperVan t shirt. Thanks Ace!
Fergodsakes
On the flip side - I still have a 1997 judgment day sweatshirt from my freshman year at Penn State.
That would be one where an opposing fan could wear it as a troll job, LOL.
Going through some old boxes in storage last month, I found one commemorating the 1989 NCAA Basketball Championship.
It's only "unwearable" because there's no way in hell I could get my fat gut into a size L anymore.
Damn carbs.
Leave your address on here, WD will stop by and wear it to his wedding
Always thought this Texas alumni club t-shirt logo looked like "HAIR" because the use of a boot for a "L".
Nothing against this blog, but most of the shirts on here have been pretty bad imo 🤷
No way. "Space, Bitches, Space" is simply awesome. "Worst State Ever" and "I Have Always Been Here" are great too.
I wear my 'Worst State Ever' shirt quite often, and someone always comments on it. Mostly random OSU fans that immediately know they are in the wrong...
Some are self aware, true. Must be sad growing up in the wasteland between Pittsburgh and Ann Arbor.
I have a Maize shirt with a Bo silhouette on it (a la Che Guevara).
Yea, that I’m not wearing that again.
My Christmas gift from my sister was a Big Ten Champions shirt and a CFP shirt. I've never worn the latter after the Orange Bowl.
The only unwearable Michigan shirts I have are the ones with the gaping holes at the armpits. I can’t figure it out—I bathe regularly, I’m not overweight or a weightlifter, and I haven’t been wearing them while bushwhacking in the Amazon, so why are the armpits getting blown out?
You have to wear another t-shirt under it so the one underneath gets blown out.
The 2009 Michigan Football T-Shirt. Had some really weird, cringy, eye-rolling "Michigan Pledge" on the back. I never wore it.
Maybe its just me, but something about that pledge just reeked of desperation.
The old MGo "brunette girls" shirt, for obvious reasons.
Though neither of them fit, I still have both a 1987 Rose Bowl t-shirt and a 1990 Rose Bowl sweatshirt... yet I don't have the 1989 gear.
Beat Bama T shirt lmao
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The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Forcier - 2009