UM Gets Bowl Nod in Only Third Year off Probation
December 7th, 2010 at 7:27 AM ^
My eyes are sad now.
December 7th, 2010 at 7:42 AM ^
Mine are to.
December 7th, 2010 at 7:27 AM ^
This is one of those experiments in sports journalism via automated computer script, where it takes "facts" and outputs something based on some parameters set by the poster.
As with most experiments, some interesting data, but clearly not a finished product yet.
December 7th, 2010 at 7:30 AM ^
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<br>Little too long winded or my taste...
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<br>Can't shit for that long
December 7th, 2010 at 7:54 AM ^
I'm not reading that...
December 7th, 2010 at 8:09 AM ^
heads or tails of this when you have spelled ballyhooed incorrectly?
December 7th, 2010 at 8:55 AM ^
You quys are being jerks. Qreat post about Rich Rodriquez.
December 7th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
And who ordered something from the jerk store???
December 7th, 2010 at 8:17 AM ^
might have gotten through this with paragraphs...doesn't seem particularly obnoxious but my eyes can't take it
December 7th, 2010 at 12:03 PM ^
I forced myself to read that entire thing. It doesn't make any sense. He also apparently lacks a spellcheck function in his browser.
I think the author was trying to go for "Fake News Story". That's all I could take out of this. Now I'm going to go gouge my eyes out.
December 7th, 2010 at 8:30 AM ^
What a WALL OF TEXT means!!!
December 7th, 2010 at 8:35 AM ^
No. Wait. That's not what I meant to say.
Yep. That's better.
December 7th, 2010 at 9:14 AM ^
Can you get the text to float away like the beginning of Star Wars?
December 7th, 2010 at 9:27 AM ^
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December 7th, 2010 at 10:01 AM ^
If this is an actual, legitimate rebuttal, please do not translate. It is so much better in Latin.
December 7th, 2010 at 10:19 AM ^
That is not actual Latin, although technically it's more comprehensible to a Latin speaker than the OP's post to an English speaker.
December 7th, 2010 at 9:28 AM ^
I stopped reading b/c well, didn't we all. But what's with the title? How are we on "third year off probation?". Didn't we just get put "on" probabation. Don't get it, OP.
December 7th, 2010 at 9:55 AM ^
See, that's the joke. If Michigan had been put on probation and had scholarship reductions then it would be totally reasonable for Michigan to be 7-5 in year three under Rich Rod, but that wasn't the case so it's unacceptable rabble rabble rabble...
If my sarcasm detector is broken, I apologize.
But, wow was this a lot of effort for such a worthless post.
December 7th, 2010 at 10:03 AM ^
The best thing about this thread is that, because of the formatting and general unreadability [new word], I did not even have to consider the actual substance of the thread. I am angrier at the OP now that I know it was an actual "CC" thread.
December 7th, 2010 at 9:36 AM ^
probation maybe
December 7th, 2010 at 10:02 AM ^
but there is some good stuff in this post. Lighten up grammar nerds!
December 7th, 2010 at 11:20 AM ^
fuck it.
December 7th, 2010 at 11:28 AM ^
You lost me at "Rodriquez"
December 7th, 2010 at 11:38 AM ^
several of us! Apparently a number of us came out of our wall-of-text coma at the same time.
December 7th, 2010 at 11:30 AM ^
I stopped reading after "Rodriquez."
December 7th, 2010 at 11:30 AM ^
Just beat me. Sorry.
December 7th, 2010 at 11:37 AM ^
at "Rodriquez." Too bad, because I'm sure many brilliant points could be found in your dense thicket of prose.
December 7th, 2010 at 12:44 PM ^
ANY story that starts out blaming Lloyd Carr for our current troubles has NO credibility with me, especially when it includes NCAA sanctions that came from Never-Never Land. The only things missing from this story are unicorns.
Carr is a great man and was a great coach for Michigan. I would love to shake his hand, say thanks, & buy him a beer.
December 7th, 2010 at 1:51 PM ^
Or other beverages?