I was wondering if anyone has the clip when ESPN zoomed in on the fingerguns during the purdue game? I want to take a good snapshot of it if its high enough quality and make a wallpaper or something along those lines.
spoiler alert: i linked this
I'm not trying to be a negative nancy, but you are about to get your dickhole smashed for this thread. May Brian have mercy on your soul.
beats me! people are fucked up. i for one would pass on the dick hole smashing, even if it was free.
First and foremost, the thread was titled differently when I posted my comment than it is now. I'm pretty sure it was only your handle. I've been around this board long enough to know the epic asploding of OP's when threads have ambiguous titles, and I was actually trying to make light of that. I can see how it may have come off as condescending, and that certainly wasn't my intention. I hope you find what you were looking for as this is quite a resourceful group of people.
*May Brian, hallowed be thy name, still have mercy on your soul nonetheless.
being at only 130+. Newbies tend to get bashed around here for starting threads, whether the the thread is worthwhile or not.
like dick hole smashing. maybe that's what he's going for.
....that there are multiple torrents of the game which you could inspect on your own for the aforementioned frame, which you can then capture and alter to your heart's content, yes?
Yes, but if someone already had this it would be a significant time saver. If not, I can dig it out myself.
Think about what you just said for a second. That's quite a few steps before getting what's being asked for. Now why is it that big of a deal to just ask for a high quality version/still of the finger gun?
Geesh, people are getting out of control these days.
You'd think haloscan was back.
LSA: Welcome to Mcdonald's, would you like to try our new pineapple mango McShake?
Dess: No thank you. I would like a Big Mac. If you have it. Please.
LSA (whispers): I'm trying not be a negative Hamburglar here, but you are about to get your dickhole smashed for this order. May Ronald have mercy on your soul.
Dess: Uhhh why??
LSA: You do realize that there are cows, multiple in fact, that you could slaughter, butcher, season, and grill, yes? There are gardens with tomatos and lettuce and onions that you could harvest, pick and slice to your hearts content. From that same garden, you can take cucumbers and pickle them in vinegar (make the vinegar from grain or barley), and then slice those. Go to your nearest field and get yeast and flour for the buns -- as well as sesame flowers for their seeds which you can sprinkle on top. . Oh, and before you slaughter the cow, make sure to milk it, for the cheese you'll be making. Hope it's not too late. Yes?
LSA: Pull up to the next window, that'll be $4.25.
Awesome, creative and great analogy, +1.
I deserve it. Apologies to all for my crotchetiness. I have to remember not to post after a long, inglorious day.
that is probably the best post I have readon on this blog in the years that I have been here. I have to admit, the first couple of sentences I was wondering where you were going with it, then it was pure tremendous.Seriously, I have been here a long time and that is the best post I have read.
I'm gonna plus-one you for knowing where sesame seeds come from!
I can grab it. Do you know what point in the game it was?
EDIT: Found it. Its much bigger than it looks here, I just downsized it for embedding's sake.
Thank you very much. That was a big time saver.
The pink really makes V Smith's fingerbanging pop.
V Smith's fingerbanging really makes the pink pop.
... I've just disgusted myself.
The figerguns are sweet, I am intrigued on what you have in mind
I have a couple ideas I need to play around with GIMP after work and see what takes.
exactly who is he shooting, anyway?
My money is on Ace Hanlan at in The Quick & The Dead. You don't think Gene Hackman shoots that well, do you?
How's that Left Hand, Ace?
You see, unlike some people, I really can shoot with two hands.
Your Gunfighter is Dead! I don't understand! All you do is complain that you can't possibly withstand my incredible blocks. That you have no hope of getting to Denard, and you work your fingers to the bone just to get to me. Well clearly you haven't got the message! This is my stadium! If you live to make a tackle, it is because I allow it!
I think a picture of Vince shooting the opponent would be an awesome shirt. I envision it like this shirt but obviously blue:
Unfortunately I have no shirt making skills and don't even know where to begin
I would def buy one of these.
i would love if we could know what the fingerbangs are for as Vince seems to do it very often when they are lined up in the gun
that the South Park kids started.
I am not sure why he does it, but when I was playing football our coach had us do stuff like point at guys that we were suppose to block and call them out. The idea was that people tend to run into your block then and make your life easier. It worked surprisingly well
He's just pointing out that the defense is in cover 2.
he ran it straight at the guys he pointed at. since then, i've only seen it when we went away from the middle. but we've definitely done it on running plays, even plays where he gets the ball.
I think its interesting that some people get uber pissed at AJ Hawk for flipping off a teammate in jest, but other people think its uber sweet that Vincent Smith mock-shoots his opponents.
I don't think either instance is offensive at all, but I enjoy pointing out America's odd puritanical tendencies.
the bird means...well you know. The pistols on the other hand....I am about to smoke your ass. It's all in the nuance.
you have to be f*cking kidding me!
Geez, all these times I've been shooting fingerguns at my officemates, I knew it was LAME; I didn't realize it was also offensive because I was commiting mock gun violence on their persons.
...however he had to know he was going to get negged to high hell for saying something like that.
Remember when Vince first did it during the minnesota(?) game? I feel like he read the thread that we made and now he does it every down just to please us.
He's been doing it the whole season, but most people didn't really notice until they caught it on TV against Northwestern.