Penn State Players Threw PB&Js at Michigan in the Tunnel
Tweet from Abigail O'Connor, team nutritionist, below. Just a wild move from some big time losers.
https://twitter.com/A_OConnorRD/status/1581653437371936774?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1581653437371936774%7Ctwgr%5Ef4b0319e4bfbd6de2eed34beda17a2a5620da473%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmichigan.rivals.com%2Fnews%2Fpenn-state-threw-pb-j-sandwiches-at-michigan-in-halftime-scuffle%3Futm_source%3Ddlvr.itutm_medium%3Dtwitter
October 17th, 2022 at 10:23 AM ^
Sure worked out for them . . .
October 17th, 2022 at 11:55 AM ^
yes - but the key unanswered question is "crunchy" or "creamy"!
October 17th, 2022 at 12:02 PM ^
Extra crunchy - Jif is back!!
October 17th, 2022 at 1:22 PM ^
Interesting. Mel Tucker, in his postgame press conference this weekend, said of his team, "We're just making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches—keeping it simple, slowing it down, taking it one play at a time, one day at a time."
Penn State appears to disagree with that philosophy.
October 17th, 2022 at 5:47 PM ^
Maybe they are making PBnJ sandwiches to get ready for Michigan, is this something that teams are seeing in their scouting reports??
October 17th, 2022 at 10:23 AM ^
Embedded for ease of viewing.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:26 AM ^
Speaking of Twitter... lol savage Mike Morris shot.
If you missed the tunnel.
October 17th, 2022 at 11:29 AM ^
Ahem...The Lloyd Carr Tunnel.
October 17th, 2022 at 11:43 AM ^
I refuse.
October 17th, 2022 at 1:14 PM ^
Why? You object to the one man who brought Michigan football a National Championship? Weird.
October 18th, 2022 at 12:14 AM ^
and then sabotaged the program after he retired. Mmmm kay.
October 18th, 2022 at 10:09 AM ^
It’s not named the RichRod Tunnel.
October 18th, 2022 at 1:10 PM ^
Of course not... that's who Carr fucked.
October 17th, 2022 at 12:07 PM ^
I saw some people giving the twitter finger!
October 17th, 2022 at 3:19 PM ^
embed didn't work for me could you please make it a JIF
October 18th, 2022 at 4:14 AM ^
+1 underrated
October 17th, 2022 at 6:53 PM ^
https://cdn.jwplayer.com/previews/05LAu8ga
The Zapruder footage of the PB&J throw at :30-:31 seconds. You can see from the screen grab the sandwich in question and it's trajectory originating from the PSU locker room. Clearly thrown with malicious intent.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:23 AM ^
PSU looks silly like 15 different ways. Love it!!
October 17th, 2022 at 10:24 AM ^
Damn. They probably could've used the energy from those PB&Js to put up at least a little bit of resistance in the second half.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:39 AM ^
They did put up a tiny bit of resistance in the second half--their first drive ended up in a field goal and a brief PSU lead. Most of that was on what was admittedly a beautiful pass to Harrison Wallace III, their best planned offensive play by far. (I didn't think Clifford's scramble was planned, although I'm not going to watch a replay right now.)
They managed to get into Michigan territory on their next drive, but couldn't convert on fourth and six at the 39. After that they never really threatened again and the best they could do was hold Michigan to a field goal.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:46 AM ^
thanks for the recap, but many of us actually watched the game.
October 17th, 2022 at 11:10 AM ^
Wait, it's already over? Did we win?
October 17th, 2022 at 12:02 PM ^
42-27 win
October 17th, 2022 at 12:49 PM ^
no spoilers, brother!
October 17th, 2022 at 11:59 AM ^
Can't believe they wasted perfectly good PB&Js.
...I would have eaten them.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:25 AM ^
What kind of sick person wastes a PB & J sandwich?
I am over 60 and it's still one of my favorite foods of all time!!
October 17th, 2022 at 10:38 AM ^
Right? It's actually what I had for dinner last night.
October 17th, 2022 at 11:02 AM ^
Just housed two for lunch...not 60+ yarders, PB&Js
October 17th, 2022 at 11:05 AM ^
Wonder if the Penn State players picked off the crusts and then threw the sandwiches.
October 17th, 2022 at 12:22 PM ^
No - their mommies cut them off for them.
October 17th, 2022 at 11:37 AM ^
Can't have one without a glass of cold milk. Got to Harbaugh that samich.
October 17th, 2022 at 11:37 AM ^
My go-to is the PBBBJ -- Peanut butter with bacon and banana. Bonus points if you grill the sandwich in the bacon grease, but if you take that route, the jelly has to be added AFTER cooking.
October 17th, 2022 at 11:47 AM ^
Your cardiologist would like to have a word with you.
October 17th, 2022 at 12:09 PM ^
Elvis is alive and on Mgo
October 17th, 2022 at 12:11 PM ^
Elvis? Holy shit, you ARE alive.
October 17th, 2022 at 12:17 PM ^
I have a dumb peanut allergy and still think it is a waste! I blame Frames Janklin.
October 17th, 2022 at 5:06 PM ^
I have a peanut allergy and I consider this assault!
October 18th, 2022 at 1:33 AM ^
With a glass of whole milk no doubt.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:25 AM ^
Given the size of their DLine, maybe they would've been better off eating the PB&Js instead of throwing them. 🤷♂️ Just sayin...
October 17th, 2022 at 10:48 AM ^
i think that was essentially the mike gittleson nutrition approach. pizza every night, peanut butter sandwiches at halftime.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:57 AM ^
Penn State threw peanut butter & jelly at Michigan. Michigan gave them a baseball bat in return.
October 17th, 2022 at 1:49 PM ^
Too soon. Too soon.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:27 AM ^
I wonder if it was creamy or chunky peanut butter? Because if it was chunky, that's assault, brother...
October 17th, 2022 at 11:03 AM ^
I heard they were tossing Sodium Chloride at them as well. That truly was assault!
October 17th, 2022 at 12:24 PM ^
...with a few double-As mixed in as well - assault and battery.
Thank you, I'm here with the obvious jokes all week.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:31 AM ^
I'm guessing most of those throws were into the ground, out of bounds, but most definitely panicked, with no hope for reaching their destination.
Also, psu sucks at halftime ruckuses.
October 17th, 2022 at 10:33 AM ^
The funniest part is our nutritionist conducting a full scale investigation into someone sneaking in illicit food.