OT - Your All-Time Favorite Bumper Sticker(s)
Mates,
Good Saturday morning to you all. Don't know why, but it occurred to me that though I generally don't care about bumper stickers, one vehicle in particular came to mind as the large city up north near where we live has started to fill with tourists and all they bring - congestion and bad driving. I was reminded of a vehicle I saw on a remote island in Alaska years back. It had what I consider my 2 all-time favorite bumper stickers, moreso because it was on one vehicle:
1. "Seldovia, A Quaint Little Drinking Village
with a fishing problem"
2. "If it's tourist season,
why can't we shoot 'em?"
So what are/were your favorites? I bet there are some good ones.
Have a great Saturday. Going turkey hunting with one of the sons for a bit right now, then lots more to do around here.
XM
EDIT: It is also true that sometimes what helps make a sticker good is the vehicle it's affixed to.
Wife was a terrible driver.
Got her a " If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!"
Divorced a few years later.
Left-side bumper on yuppy-mobile import: Impeach Bush
Right-side bumper: No more endless war
Left neighborhood, westside a2's Crest Ave: matching yard signs with same sentiments above, for almost every house on the street. Stunning display of uniformity. .
All those yard signs on Crest Ave are gone eight years later, but the war rages on. . Amazing how the former anti-war activists on Crest: a) no longer care; b) have all moved away
there's nothing new under the sun.
About ten years ago I saw a Dodge Omni (or maybe it was a Plymouth Horizon) with a "Yeah, It's Got Hemi" bumper sticker. I was amused by the bumper sticker and kind of amazed to see a fifteen+ year old Omni still around.
"My Kid is Average"
I hate that one, tbh.
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at Yoko" (and I am).
"As a matter of fact, I do own this road"
And there's a well-used SUV driven by a guy in town that has "My other car is a Lamborghini" on it -- which is only funny for those of us who know that he has a canary yellow Superleggera in his well-secured garage.
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Nice People Swallow
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"I brake for Jake."
Loved shaky jake
"Directions to Columbus, go south until you smell it, east until you step in it"
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It's a Jeep. If I wanted a Hummer I'd call your sister.
It's where all the Frankenhunnies are. Not that I ever thought they were slutty.
In Poland they tell Auburn jokes
Had that on my car in high school.
Saw it long ago when in Los Angeles and almost got into an accident because I was laughing uncontrollably. The company has since stopped giving out the stickers.
If you don't get it, you've never lived in a college town.
magnetic bumper sticker: I (heart) Crack Whores.
Favorite political sticker of all time: JACK SHIT for President
Save the Ta-Tahs.....pink ribbon breast cancer bumper sticker.
We had a "Charlie Brown for President" Bumper sticker on our car in 1968. Car was totalled in a head on collision on a two lane bridge in New Braunfels, Texas. That was the last political sticker (actually, last bumper sticker) we had on one of our vehicles.
I am definitely with the crowd that hates the Calvin peeing on (Ford/Chevy, etc., etc., etc.) decals.
Drug Capital of the Midwest.
That one was quite popular in the 70s.
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I also enjoy the Godzilla eating your stick family stickers on the windows.
Typically if I see a political bumper sticker on your car I will think less of you. But there's a guy in my neighborhood with a '72 vette and a vintage McGovern-Shriver sticker on it. I thought that was pretty cool.
"Come to the dark side. We have cookies."
Keep Michigan clean, dump your trash in Ohio.