OT - Your All-Time Favorite Bumper Sticker(s)

Submitted by xtramelanin on

Mates,

Good Saturday morning to you all.  Don't know why, but it occurred to me that though I generally don't care about bumper stickers, one vehicle in particular came to mind as the large city up north near where we live has started to fill with tourists and all they bring - congestion and bad driving.  I was reminded of a vehicle I saw on a remote island in Alaska years back.  It had what I consider my 2 all-time favorite bumper stickers, moreso because it was on one vehicle:

1.  "Seldovia, A Quaint Little Drinking Village

with a fishing problem"

2. "If it's tourist season,

why can't we shoot 'em?"

So what are/were your favorites?  I bet there are some good ones. 

Have a great Saturday.  Going turkey hunting with one of the sons for a bit right now, then lots more to do around here.

XM

EDIT:  It is also true that sometimes what helps make a sticker good is the vehicle it's affixed to. 

Blue1972

May 21st, 2016 at 9:51 AM ^

Wife was a terrible driver.

 

Got her a " If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!"

 

Divorced a few years later.

LloydCarnac

May 21st, 2016 at 9:53 AM ^

Left-side bumper on yuppy-mobile import: Impeach Bush

Right-side bumper: No more endless war

Left neighborhood, westside a2's Crest Ave: matching yard signs with same sentiments above, for almost every house on the street. Stunning display of uniformity. .

All those yard signs on Crest Ave are gone eight years later, but the war rages on. . Amazing how the former anti-war activists on Crest: a) no longer care; b) have all moved away

 

Ypsiwolverine

May 21st, 2016 at 9:53 AM ^

About ten years ago I saw a Dodge Omni (or maybe it was a Plymouth Horizon) with a "Yeah, It's Got Hemi" bumper sticker.  I was amused by the bumper sticker and kind of amazed to see a fifteen+ year old Omni still around.

EGD

May 21st, 2016 at 10:04 AM ^

I've never actually seen this on a bumper sticker. But one that just says "I will skullfuck you" would be pretty good.

Michigan FTW Again

May 21st, 2016 at 10:36 AM ^

The large font, solid white "MOVE OVER --->" when it's written backwards and on the top of a windshield. I saw "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT --->" regularly when I lived in Novato and it was perfect.

ruthmahner

May 21st, 2016 at 11:36 AM ^

"As a matter of fact, I do own this road"

And there's a well-used SUV driven by a guy in town that has "My other car is a Lamborghini" on it -- which is only funny for those of us who know that he has a canary yellow Superleggera in his well-secured garage.

Craptain Crunch

May 21st, 2016 at 2:12 PM ^

Saw it long ago when in Los Angeles and almost got into an accident because I was laughing uncontrollably. The company has since stopped giving out the stickers.

MikeCohodes

May 21st, 2016 at 2:19 PM ^

Had on it a sticker upside down that read: "if you can read this, flip me over" He actually did flip his prior jeep so it was pretty funny in his case.

StephenRKass

May 22nd, 2016 at 1:09 AM ^

We had a "Charlie Brown for President" Bumper sticker on our car in 1968. Car was totalled in a head on collision on a two lane bridge in New Braunfels, Texas. That was the last political sticker (actually, last bumper sticker) we had on one of our vehicles.

I am definitely with the crowd that hates the Calvin peeing on (Ford/Chevy, etc., etc., etc.) decals.

Seth

May 22nd, 2016 at 11:04 AM ^

Typically if I see a political bumper sticker on your car I will think less of you. But there's a guy in my neighborhood with a '72 vette and a vintage McGovern-Shriver sticker on it. I thought that was pretty cool.