OT: Today is Kate Upton's 21st Birthday (This may get NSFW)

Submitted by MikeCohodes on June 10th, 2013 at 4:28 PM

I'm surprised it got this late in the day without getting posted, but today is our (well many of us anyway) favorite jiggly blonde Kate Upton's 21st birthday. May she have many more years of dancing for our entertainment!

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get-on-my-lawn

June 10th, 2013 at 4:34 PM ^

What's with the obsession with Kate Upton? She's a sold 8 on the celebrity scale in terms of hotness. And even if she was a 20 out of 10, what's the big deal about her?

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rob6reid

June 10th, 2013 at 4:39 PM ^

She's a Michigan fan. The spike heatcheck tweet. ect. Also, I have to wonder who would be a 9 or 10 on your scale. Sheesh

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corundum

June 10th, 2013 at 4:43 PM ^

He's more of a Janet Reno kind of guy.

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CLord

June 10th, 2013 at 5:21 PM ^

AAAHAH! Trully laughed out loud at that one. Well played sir.

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get-on-my-lawn

June 10th, 2013 at 5:10 PM ^

Alba. Solid 10

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Schmozerine

June 10th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

Jessica Alba? She is more like a 7. Kate is maybe a 9.

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GoWings2008

June 10th, 2013 at 6:45 PM ^

Jessica Alba...smoking hot. I concur.

But Kate is extremely hot, too. I'd have a difficult time choosing between the two of them.

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MBAgoblue

June 10th, 2013 at 7:52 PM ^

This is a binary system: 0s and 1s.

0 = would not

1 = would

Grading scales are thereby irrelevant - the difference between a "7" and an "9" mean nothing in comparison to would/would not..

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M-Wolverine

June 10th, 2013 at 8:13 PM ^

How much beer....

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wigeon

June 10th, 2013 at 10:59 PM ^

"in" or "on" her.

Oops - wrong forum.

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stmccoy

June 10th, 2013 at 9:09 PM ^

Oh fo sho.

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samdrussBLUE

June 10th, 2013 at 10:37 PM ^

Exactly. And I have found that most 0's are pretty obvious. If you have to ask yourself or others if its 0/1, it is most likely a 1. Just makes it more simple by far

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baldurblue

June 10th, 2013 at 10:42 PM ^

The binary system is the only way to go.

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JamesBondHerpesMeds

June 10th, 2013 at 4:40 PM ^

I went to go pick some MELONS on my HUGE TRACTS OF LAND and tripped on a few JUGS of recently-acquired MILK, after which I exclaimed "BAZINGAS!"

And now my toe is swollen. you could say it has some LUMPS.

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TIMMMAAY

June 10th, 2013 at 4:45 PM ^

I missed all that, I was too busy honking the horn, flashing the headlights, and playing on my motorboat. Motorboat. Motorboat. Motorboat.

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no joke its hoke

June 10th, 2013 at 4:48 PM ^

she is a solid 8 coming from someone that is probably a solid 3. how do you bitch about a thread with Kate Upton pics?? God I can't wait till football gets here.

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snowcrash

June 10th, 2013 at 4:55 PM ^

Assuming you're just grading on appearance, the only way she would be an 8 is if people had evolved with 4 fingers on each hand instead of 5.

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andrewG

June 10th, 2013 at 7:25 PM ^

"Assuming you're just grading on appearance..."

Is there really any other way to grade???

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get-on-my-lawn

June 10th, 2013 at 5:17 PM ^

A solid 6 at least. But what does that have to do with anything? Look, i'm just saying, IMO there are far better looking women than her, but nonetheless, I just don't understand everyones senseless obsession with her? So she's good looking and has huge tata's. Have you guys never seen any other women fitting this desceiption?

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M-Wolverine

June 10th, 2013 at 8:15 PM ^

Animated gif or it didn't happen.

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olsont

June 10th, 2013 at 9:15 PM ^

it is because of her ties to michigan as a state and for our sake, michigan as a school

thats why

Ifs the same thing with the 49ers, they get judge judy

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blue_n_VA

June 10th, 2013 at 9:30 PM ^

you had me at "she's good looking and has huge tata's"

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Canadian

June 10th, 2013 at 5:57 PM ^

Solid 8 but you gotta give her an extra two full points for her being a Michigan fan

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TheLastHarbaugh

June 10th, 2013 at 6:20 PM ^

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robmorren2

June 10th, 2013 at 4:50 PM ^

I think she just got voted the hottest super model on the planet. Your scale is very harsh, lol.

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denardogasm

June 10th, 2013 at 5:01 PM ^

If true, rating system is a joke. Or the only criteria is boobs. I would go so far as to say her face is closer to a 5 than a 10.

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Drunk Uncle

June 10th, 2013 at 5:04 PM ^

Yeah, maybe, but the boobs? Don't forget the boobs. But seriously...boobs.

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robmorren2

June 10th, 2013 at 5:25 PM ^

Tom Brady's old lady won it a few years ago.

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rob6reid

June 10th, 2013 at 8:43 PM ^

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get-on-my-lawn

June 10th, 2013 at 5:12 PM ^

Got voted #1 on Maxim's hot 100 list WITH the dike haircut going on.

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Bronson

June 10th, 2013 at 5:16 PM ^

I don't think we are still using that word

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Magnus

June 10th, 2013 at 5:19 PM ^

I totally agree.

"Haircut" is totally outdated. The kids use "hairdo" or "hairstyle" these days. Welcome to the 21st century, loser.

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Colin M

June 10th, 2013 at 5:35 PM ^

Your joke would be funnier if it didn't simultaneously undermine Bronson's attempt to stigmatize the use of homophobic slurs on the blog.

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Magnus

June 10th, 2013 at 5:47 PM ^

Fair enough.

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M-Wolverine

June 10th, 2013 at 8:25 PM ^

Critiques like the ones in this thread weren't the only thing you ever post on here.

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Schmozerine

June 10th, 2013 at 6:12 PM ^

How in the hell did she get voted #1? Maybe if 16 year old hipster I hate my father type kids were voting, then maybe I can see her winning.

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June 10th, 2013 at 4:58 PM ^

you wouldn't even have to ask silly questions.

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Sione's Flow

June 11th, 2013 at 12:09 AM ^

What's a sold 8?

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corundum

June 10th, 2013 at 4:36 PM ^

Any recommendations on how to celebrate?

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MadMonkey

June 10th, 2013 at 4:50 PM ^

cake.

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rob6reid

June 10th, 2013 at 4:38 PM ^

I think this is allowed. If not, sue me. Or just neg this....

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WingsNWolverines

June 10th, 2013 at 8:09 PM ^

I wish I lived in Cali and was famous and could be up to her level of interest.

If only...

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KickRocksKid

June 11th, 2013 at 10:55 AM ^

nipple again.

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marlon

June 11th, 2013 at 2:33 PM ^

I had to drink a lot of water to produce a stream that strong and clear.

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BlueTuesday

June 10th, 2013 at 4:42 PM ^

Not sure the mods are going to like it.

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DISCUSS Man

June 10th, 2013 at 5:06 PM ^

No. What the mods don't like are little twits like GhostOfYost/Woody running around making multiple accounts because he got banned. One does not simply not enjoy Upton.

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