OT: Post your hangover "cures" here

egg mcmuffins and gatorade

Keep drinking!

J

Chug as much water as you can before you pass out, then cram down a greasy breakfast when you wake up and crap out all the booze.

Blimpie Burger. 

Pedialite or I do a line off the 6th hooker's breast. Yes, this is the hooker that escaped the wrath of Craig James.

Take it (or not) from an old guy:

"No compelling evidence exists to suggest that any conventional or complementary intervention is effective for preventing or treating alcohol hangover. The most effective way to avoid the symptoms of alcohol induced hangover is to avoid drinking."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangover

Jasper (with no alcoholic tendencies and a somewhat aged chassis) tries to pick his spots. Honestly, I think the best thing to do, if possible, is to stay up as long as you can after you're done.

I learned this from a Starbucks barista in Chicago.  Have a crescent roll and coffee w/ cream.  It's simple and effective!

Good luck.

Powerade and something high in carbohydrates helps me out. If I eat anything greasy I have a catastrophic ass blowout.

back in the late 80s.  I had a friend that was married to a Korean national she passed this on to him.  A few hours before he would go out drinking he would eat lots of uncooked rice and olive oil yuck!!.  and he swore by it dude never seemed hungover the day after.

Yeah, I agree with the full greasy meal but with ketchup and lots of water, then sleep.

vomit as much as you can

This seems like a good place to post this classic from America's Finest News Source.

Alka Seltzer with a big glass of water the night before cures what ails you.  If you didn't take it last night, take it now and then have a bloody mary. 

I drink a big bottle of Gatorade with a few Aleve before I crash out that night. Always wake up feeling much better.

a couple hash browns and a ton of powerade. Something about greasy McDonalds always helps me.

A hangover is fundamentally dehydration.  The cure is to drink as much water, Gatorade, etc the day before you go out.  I bought a 12 pack of Gatorade bottles and downed them all on the 31st before I went out.  Then as you drink at night chug a bottle of Gatorade or something every 4th or 5th drink.  Finally when you get home force yourself to put down 12 ounces of water.  You'll wake up three or four times at night to make a bathroom run, but you'll be hangover free.  A good night of binge drinking is all about planning.  

If you're hungover now, force yourself to drink or pray for the sweet release of death.  Or if you work for a hospital or parademic service, give yourself an IV.  That's the Cadillac of Hangover cures right there.

(Warning:  The danger to this plan is when its 4 am, you're passed out from the liquor, but your bladder is really full.  That's a recipe for washing all the sheets on your bed the next day.)

Metamucil. Count on it.

I am pretty sure that bananas are good to eat the next day because it replaces all the toxins that alchohol put from the night before.

Sex with the wife. A LOT of sex. Luckily, she's happy to oblige.      ; P

Water. Water. Water. I also won't eat until late  afternoon.

Percocet and gatorade, of course.

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to eat something very greasy before going to bed. My go-to is usually Cottage Inn pizza. Rarely wake up hungover if I do this.

Gatorade and Dramamine or other motion sickness medication makes for a great "cure". It's a little miracle.

WEED

My routine is water/G2 before bed time. The next day More G2 or water, Aleve, meal with significant amounts of bread, take a deuce, nap, shower. Bam!!!! Manageable hangover!!

Assuming I am not passed out and being used as a whiteboard by other partygoers, I try to put off sleeping as long as possible, which is why I stuck around in the Alamo Bowl thread for as long as I did actually. I was fairly far  gone early in the game, but feeling better by the merciful end to the game. 

In the morning, a combination of coffee, Gatorage and ibuprofen because after I have spent a whole evening going to the bathroom, there's no reason not to continue this trend into the morning. 

Benefiber helps too, oddly  enough, but use it only if you intend to hang around the house all day. 

crap the booze out and have a mint.

Disregard women, acquire currency.

excedrin, 5 hour energy, and an immodium just in case

Pho soup nice and spicy.

or more specifcally their wonderful greasy/spicy food.  Tios if available.  Add a moderate intake a of alcohol and you sir (or madam) will be back on your feet in no time.

A big glass of orange juice and a huge plate of beef enchiladas got me right back on my feet!

two spicy bites with just cheese from 7-11

I have found that drinking 8 oz of stem cells the morning after really helps.

Passion Tea

:)

Had to have multiple cups this morning.

One Bloody Mary

One raw egg slider

One more Bloody Mary

One Percocet

One half-dozen oysters

One more Bloody Mary

Flexeral

One more Bloody Mary

Zanax

Recline to prone position

Pedialyte

2 or 3 20oz gatorades with me to bed and set them on my nightstand. over the course of the night/morning, i drink 'em all.

also, waking up at 3pm helps.